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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON!
Baad Me pata chala RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
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Somewhere in your heart, try to find a place for me.
Somewhere in your heart, I don't care where it might be.
One little corner may not mean so much to you
But one little corner would be enough to see me through.
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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
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Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind.
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A policeman to his son : Tumhara result aacha nahi aaya.
Aaj se tumhara khelna aur TV dekhna band.
Beta : Ye 50 rupay pakdo aur ess baat ko yaheen dabado.
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Q: What gets bigger the more you take away?
A: A hole!
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Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
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To die, to sleep -
To sleep, perchance to dream - ay, there's the rub,
For in this sleep of death what dreams may come.
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A man is fishing and he catches a crocodile. The crocodile tells him, "Please let me go! I'll grant you any wish you desire." The man says, "Okay, I wish my penis could touch the ground." The crocodile then bites his legs off.
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Q. Why are guys faster than girls?
A. They have a stick shift and ball bearings.
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Languages around India
Maharashtra : Marathi
Kolkata : Bengali
Delhi : MC BC
Bangalore : C , C++ , Java
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The middle Jonas Brother has been dating model Blanda Eggenschwiler since the fall of 2012.
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Compliment I hate it when you offer someone a sincere
compliment about their mustache, and suddenly
she is not your friend anymore.
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The word Lethologica describes the state of not remembering the word you want to say
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The song Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship.
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale?
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
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If i would know that I m gonna die tomorrow,
I ll spend 23 hours with u and
if u wonder what about the last hour
In that I ll find someone
who can take care of u
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D smallest word is I
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You.
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Kabhi kabhi gussa muskurahat se
jyada special hota hai
B coz smile to sabke liye hoti hai
magar gussa sirf unke liye hota hai
jinhe hum kabhi khona nahi chahte.
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Mohabbat Me Teri Fitrath Kya Thi
Iss Kadar Humse Nafrath Kya Thi
Teri Chahat Pe Wafa Ki Thi Maine
Tujhe Bewafa Hone Ki Zaroorath Kya Thi.
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Pyar ke ujale me gum ka andhera kyu hai
Jisko hum chahe wahi rulata kyu hai
Mere rubba agar wo mera nasib nahi to
Aise logo se hume milata kyu hai
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Kapil :- Aarz kiya hai Daaru peene walo kabhi lassi bhi piya karo
Priyanka Chopra :- Wah Wah Wah Wah
Kapil :- Free mein post padhne walo kabhi like Comment bhi kiya karo.
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Tinke tinke me bikhrte chale gaye
Tanhai ki gehraiyo me utarte chale gaye,
Jannat thi har sham jin dosto kr sath,
1-1 ker ke sub bichdte chale gaye
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Achha Dost Haath aur Aankh ki Tarah hota hai
Jab Haath ko Taklif hoti hai to Aankh Roti hai
aur Jab Aankh roti hai to aath Aansu Pochta hai.
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Jo student top kare wo..
Student Of The Year
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo..
Student Of The Next Year
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Chintu: Papa Aaj se school me 1 period sex
educationka bhi shuru ho gaya hai.
Dad: Good, lekin tum NuNNI kyu hila rahe ho?
Chintu: HomeWork diya hai.
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Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega.
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Insaan mein sundarta ki kami ho to achche swabhav se poori ki ja sakti hai
Lekin achche swabhav ki kami sundarta se kabhi poori nahi ki ja sakti.
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As the New year is blossoming,
I wish you great time ahead,
and may u achieve all that u wish for…
Happy New Year
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Every Tear is a sign of COMMITMENT
Every silent mode is a sign of ATTACHMENT
Each sms of mine is sign of REMEMBRANCE.
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Diwali ka yeh pyara tyohar
Jivan mr laye khushiya apaar
Luxmi ji viraje aapke dwar
Shubkamna hamari kare sweekar.
Happy Diwali
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Sub Kuch Hasil Nahi Hota
Zindagi Mein Yahan
Kisi Ka Kaash
To Kisi Ka Agar
Rah Hi Jaata Hai.
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Me: tumhara side stand laga hua h.
She: I have boyfriend
she falls
She: Help me please. frown.png
Me: hurrrr bula le abne boyfriend ko grin.png
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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Mareez:-doctor aap ye phoolo ki mala kyon laaye hain?
Doctor:-ye mera pahla operation hai,agar safal hua to mere liye nahin to tuhare kaam aaegi.
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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hai?
Santa: Film me bahut mushkilo k baad shadi hoti hai.
Asli life me shadi ke baad bahut mushkil hoti hai.
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Dont say go away
if your heart is saying a wise I forgive
Dont say I forgive
when your heart is saying a wise go away
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Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai
jo aaye tume saath lekar.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother
I have got degree I have got knowledge
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Dont say go away
if your heart is saying a wise I forgive
Dont say I forgive
when your heart is saying a wise go away
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Boy: I am going to kiss you.
Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi.
Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai
Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.
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People flirt to bond or to express sexual interest. Flirting is a universal and essential form of human interaction.i
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A power struggle with your boss is when she has the power and you have the struggle.
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May your special day be filled with tones of happy moments and beautiful flowers,
Good friends and joyful hours!
Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
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A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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Yaad, Wo nahi jo tanhai me aati hai,
Yaad, wo bhi nahi jo ruswai me aati hai,
'Yaad' to wo hai jo lakho ki bheed me,
'Tanha' kar jaati hai !
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Dosti mein dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Woh dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.
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When you are tired and done and feel like giving up remember why you never gave it up for so long.
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''Beta tere liye rishta aaya hai, ladki Bhi Engineer hai"
"Lekin Maa dono berozgaar honge to ghar kaise chalega!!!"
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Sleep till you’re hungry….Eat till you’re sleepy
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