No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. 

Pay her an enchanting compliment. Everyone loves to be complimented, and girls are no exception. A compliment is the perfect way for you to hint that you want to kiss her, while making her feel beautiful and adored.

BOY: JAAN! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu k dil pe,
G:Idhar udhar kaha likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar krte ho to sedhe apne proprty k paper pe likho

Keep your kisses light and soft (at first).

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai,
Upar likha hai most wanted,
Neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai.

Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket,
And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think ?
Santa:Yeh pant kis ki hai?

Lady Teacher ne,
MY TEACHER par 10 lines likhne ko kaha.
Thodi der bad golu ne uthkar pucha: Madam,
MAST CHHAMIYA ko english me kya kahte hain?

Mari Janeman kya bataoon,
kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
apney baap ko leke aati hai

पत्नी: मैं हर रोज पूजा करती हूं काश एक दिन श्री कृष्णा के दर्शन हो जाये!
पति: एक बार मीराबाई बन के जहर पीले श्री कृष्णा क्या , सारे भगवान के दर्शन हो जायेंगे

Mujh ko rula kar vo bhi roya to hoga,
Mooh aansuon se usne bhi dhoya to hoga,
Agar na kiya hai hasil kuch humne pyar mein,
Kuch na kuch usne bhi khoya to hoga.

Ham to aapke ek sms pe muskura dete h,
apna har gam bhula dete hai,
sochte h koi to h apna jise hamari fikar hai,
yahi soch ke sara din haste huye bita dete hai.

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain.
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Santa:Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talak kyu diya?
Sardar:Yaar wo badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi

Chand sa chehra dekhne ki ijazat de do,
Mujhe ye sham sajane ke ijazat de do,
Mujhe qaid kar lo apne ishq mein ya fir
Mujhe ishq karne ke ijazat de do…!

To forgive is the highest and beautiful form of love.
In return, you will receive abundant peace and happiness.
Good Morning!

Mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja
Aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
Husband ne reply me puccha
NUT HAI YA BOLT.

Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B’coz………
I wanna say something that’s only 4 you
I Miss you.

Employee: Sir, You are like a LION in the office.
What about in your home?
Boss: I am LION in my home too, but
Goddess Durga sits on the lion there.

The only source of knowledge is experience.

When to Do Research
For most job-seekers, there are three critical times to conduct research. The first is when you are just starting your job-search and looking to identify key companies in your profession or industry, or even in a specific geographic location. The second possibility is when you are applying to an employer; it's always best to relate yourself to the company and tailor your cover letter and resume to each employer. The third -- and when most job-seekers finally do some research -- is when you have been invited to a job interview; you'll want to showcase your knowledge of the company.
The sooner you get started, the better off you'll be.

Women are maternal creatures: they love taking care of things. That's why she cooks you great meals, or packs your backpack, or worries when you don't call after you've gone home. Take advantage of her nature and show her that you appreciate her effort, and let her know that you care back.