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Exam me ek sawal aya ki
“Challenge” ka ek example likho
To sardarji ne pura paper khali choda aur last me likha
Asli baap ki aulad hai to pass karke dikha
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Ek baar ek Chhote Sardar ka birthday tha.
Sardar ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to uska paad (fart) nikal gaya…
Dobara phunk maari fir paad nikal gaya…
Sardar gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola…
‘Le tu hi bujha Le’
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Santa ko Computer ki exam me question pucha gya .
"what is Microsoft Exel ? "
Santa"
Its new brand of surf Exel to clean the computer virus .
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Q:- Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes....
A:- Gym Carry.
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India me bollywod hai
America me hollywood hai to phir england me kya hai..
Guess
collingwood
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If A Negro SENDS A MAIL To You
What Will It Be Called..
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"BLACKMAIL"!!
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An old lady met a Sardaar outside an ATM. She asked him to check her balance. So the Sardaar pushed her and she fell.
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Why should u not drink water while studying..
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Because It will dilute ur Concentration..
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SAN
Vishal
Rocky
Gurav
Nadem
RAajj
raj
Rohit
SID
Chinu
Ranjan
kushal
Subhas
Ron
vijay
angel
kavita
sapna
rani
prya
Ajju
DSB
Pakhi
rupa
etc-
ie sab mere dost he
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Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again.
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Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..
Sardar ji :
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Marjava & Mitjava.
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..
She had bright students!
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Worst PJ Ever!
How will u differentiate between a Murga and Murgi......
Socho Socho
Ek patthar maro..
agar bhaga to murga aur agar bhaghi to murgi
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Name a place where caves mein nishan bane hota hai..
Denmark
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Head cracking pj riddle..
Y do u wear ur left shoe last..
Ans-Cos wen u wear 1 shoe d othr 1 is left.
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What did baby corn ask mom corn..
Where is PopCorn..
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PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..
Ans: Complex Joke 
Y didnt u laugh on this joke..
Because Joke part is imaginary! haha
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What do computers like to eat..
Chips!
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1st time bhojpuri sms-"Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!!!!"
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hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.
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[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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Itne saal hue Daya ki Koi Girlfriend nahi hai
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ACP: Abhijeet pata lagao ye Daya kahin Gay toh nahi hai
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EXam's song by Munna bhai:
"Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,
To duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie
Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro.
Kyon k Shadi Shada Larki bhi Phans sakti hai.
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If Electrical Engineers make
Hindi films
The names will be like this
*Current Ho Na Ho*
*Jaanam Supply karo*
*Circuit wale Inductor Lejayenge*
*Kabhi AC Kabhi DC*
*Hamara IC Aap ke Paas He*
*Fuse Lagaya to Darna Kya*
*Capacitor No.1*
*Hum Signal De Chuke Sanam*
*Fuse to udna hi tha
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Apne bare me kbi bura
Mat socho aur na kaho kyunki...
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Ye hak to uparwale ne
Apke rishtedar, cousins aur
Jannewalo ko de rakha hai!
Tension lena ka nai...dene ka!
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Dad: Whos this girl???
Boy: My girlfriend.
Next day
Dad: Now whos this "new" girl???
Boy: Rishta wohi,
Item Nayee...!!!
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Ladki Mandir Me-Hey Bhagawan,
Kisi Samajdar Ladke Ko,
Mera Boy Friend Bana Do,
Bhagawan-GharChali Ja Beti,
Samajdar Ladke Kabhi GF Nhi Bnate.
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Pappu Jadugar Se:Mujhe Jaadu Dikhao
Jadugar:Apni Pant Utar Kar Jhuko
Jadugar:Andar Ungli Mehsos Hui
Pappu:Haa
Jadugar:Dekho Mere Dono Haath Uper Hain.
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Touching story:
A boy and girl want for a walk.
While walking,
boy hits his leg to a stone and starts
bleeding.
He looks at her hoping that
she would tear her dupata and
wrap it around his leg.
She looks in his eyes and says..
“Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”
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Ye 1 darawni kahani hai,
Kamjor dil wale ise na pade..!!
Barsat ki 1 raat me 1 budha aadmi hath me
1kitab bechne ke liye khda tha,
1 aadmi aaya aur
Usne vo kitab 3000/- mein kharid li
Budhe aadmi ne kitab de ke kaha:
Jab tk koi musibat na aye
Kitab ka LAST PAGE mat dekna.
Aadmi ne kitab puri pad li lekin
Dar ke karan last page nahi khola.
1 din usse raha nahi gaya
Aur last page khol ke dekh hi liya aur
Sadme se mar gya..
Last page par likha tha..
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MRP-Rs 15/- only!
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Ek Tha Raja
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Ek Thi Rani
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Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani.
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Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho??
Bola Na Kahani Khatam.
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Amazing Love Story:A Kanjoos Boy Fell In LoveWith Kanjoos Girl..
Girl: Jab Dad So Jyenge To Mai
Gali Me Sikka Fekungi,Awaaz Sunke Tum Turant Andar Aa Jana.
Lekin Boy Sikka Fekne K 1Ghante Baad Aaya.
Girl:itni Der Kyo Laga Di?;
Boy: Wo Mai Sikka Dhund Rha Tha.
Girl- Pagal Wo To "Dhaaga Baandh"K Feka Tha,Wapas Khich Liya..
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Kamyabi Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti.
Pane Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
Darar Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti.
Bharne Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
Itihaas Ke Har Panne Par Likha Hai.
Dosti Kabhi Badi Nahi Hoti..
Nibhane Wale Hamesha Bade Hote Hai.
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I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects
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I Cried When I Failed In 2 Subjects,
But
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I Smiled When I Came To Know
My Friend Failed In 5 Subjects
I Love My Friend.
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Distance Never Separates Any Relation
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Time Never Build Any Relation.
If Feelings Are True From Heart,
Then Friends Are Always & Friends & Forever.
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Teri Dosti Mein Khud Ko Mehfooz Maante Hain,
Hum Dosto Mein Tumhe Sabse Azeez Maante Hain.
Teri Dosti Ke Saaye Mein Zinda Hain,
Hum To Tujhse Khuda Ka Diya Hua Tabeez Maante Hain.
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Dosti Ka Haq Hum Youn Ada Kartay Hain
Dost Ke Naam Per Jan Fida Kartay Hain
Tumhey Phool Ka Zakham Bhi Na Anay Pae
Allah Say Roz Yeh Dua Kartay Hain.
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Tere Saath Guzra Lamha Jab Bhi Yaad Ayega,
Is Janam Ke Baad Bhi Tera Khayal Layega,
Agar Bakshi Bar Bar Zindagi Uparwale Ne Mujhe,
Tujse Dosti Karne Ko Hardum Ji Chahega.
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Life Means:-
1 Dost Ka Ghar Thodi Baarish Aur
Bahut Saari Baatein
Life Means
College K Dost Bunk Kiye Hue Lecture
3 Dost 1 Samosa Aur Bill K Uper Jhagda
"Aaj Tu De Kal Main Dunga" :P:d
Life Means
Miss Call Uthaane Pe Dost Ki Gaali Aur
Sorry Bolne Pe Aur Ek Gaali
Life Means
5 Saal Baad Achanak Purane Dost Ka
1 Sms Aana Baat Krte Krte
Aankhe Gili Ho Jana :')
Life Means
Dosti Ki Baat Yaad Rakhna Aur
Yaad Kr K Wo Halke Se Muskurana.
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Char Din Ki Zindagi Hai Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte..?
Expair Hone Wali Doshi Ham Kabi Kiya Nahi Karte...?
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Hi Guzaris Karni Padegi..?
Kiyon Ki Dosh To Kabhi Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...?
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Dosti Ek Pyaar Bhara Paigaam Hai,
Yeh To Sabse Khubsurat Rishte Ka Naam Hai,
Aansu Ke Badle Hansi Dena Iska Kaam Hai
Is Majbut Bandhan Ko Dil Se Salaam Hai.
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I Am Sorry
I Know You Dont Care.
'n I Know I Dont Listen,
But Please Take A Seat ,
So You Can Listen.
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I think i'm disturbng U alw.
Sorry Dis is My last Msg &
I wil not msg U any more Gud bye
Nvr expect this frm me Im born2Dstrb u.
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I Am Sorry
I Know You Dont Care.
'n I Know I Dont Listen,
But Please Take A Seat ,
So You Can Listen.
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I Don't Know Quite
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I'm Sorry
I Really Am..
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It takes a strong person
to say sorry.
And an ever stronger
person to forgive. I Know How Angry You Are ...
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What You Must Be Going Through
So i Hope, You Know
How Sorry I Am For All
That Happens Between Us ...
Please Forgive Me.
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Love is always having to say I'm sorry.
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When someone does not deserve your love,
then
Say goodbye but never say hello again.
Pick the pieces up but never fix them.
Forget but never regret.
Feel the pain but never keep it.
Move on, but never move away ...
Good Luck.
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Agar Bhool K Humse Koi Bhool Hogayi Ho,
Toh Bhool Samaj K Bhula Dena,
Magar Bhulana Sirf Bhool Ko Bhule Se Bhi Hame Na Bhula Dena.
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