Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.
u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.
i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.
Fb me har ladke ki problem
.
.
Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humaraladka
Love
marriage na kar le
.
.
.
.
.
Par unhe kya pata yaha to Ladkiyan
ADD bhi
nahi
karti.
.
..
.Love marriage to door ki baat hai..
Tv reporter ne zakhmi Admi se pucha,“JAB BOMBGIRA to kya vo zor se phata?“.... ..
Zakhmi Admi - Nahin haramzade, wohRengta huamere paas aaya aur sharma ke bola,“Paaji.....Boom !!
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Math questions are so stupid! They’re like “If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have?” Oh I dunno, a drinking problem maybe?
Shahid KapoOR ka Saif Ali Khan Se 2 Inch Chota Tha,
iSi Liay Kareena Ne Usay Chor Dia.
I M Talking Abt ?KADD?
So Plz Al? U Guyz Improve Ur. .
.
.
.
?HEIGHT?
Otherwise Ur G.f Will Prove Az Kareena KapoOR.
Subah lo to dil khush krti hai
.
Dupehar me lo to susti dur krti hai
.
.
Raat me lo to mazay k sath thakan bhi dur krti hai.
.
.
.
kya baat hai Tea ki...!
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
When I pray I dont see God, but I know he listens
As such, When I SMS U I dont see you,
but I know you think of me and Smiles.
Dono aankho main aansu raha karte hai,
.
hum apni kuch yaadein aapke naam kiya karte hai,
.
jab bhi palke jhapke aapki,
.
samjh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai.....
Chand ko dekh kar mujhe yaad kar lena,
Iss liye nahi k woh bahut khubsoorat hai,
Balke iss liye k woh bahut se taaron k hot hue bhi TANHA hai!
Pyr se kimti koi jagir nhi hote Pyr se khubsurat koi tasvir nhi hoti.
Pyr 1 kacha dhaga h mgar is dhage se majbut koi or dor nhi hte.!
I MisS U.
pal pal tare yaad aate hai,
dil ko bahot talpate hai,
dil tu jelata tare yaad ka bena,
par saans tari yaad ke bad aati hai,
i miss u so much.
sometime missing gives sweet filling then remembering....
because we can remember many,but miss only one that we never want to
Neend ne aankho se jo palko ko uthtya hai
koi hai jo dil ko bahut yad aya hai
waise to yaad apki roz hi ati Hai
lakin aaj to jese koi tufan aya h
MISS U.
kisi ko yaad karna kisi ko yad aana ye bhi apne apne nasib main hota hai,
dil usi ko yad karta hai jo dil ke bahut karib hota hai.
A Kiss Upon The Hand
Of Someone You Truly Love,
Is More Beautiful
And
More Valueable
Than
Any Diamond Or Gem
Could Ever Be .. (:
Yar Ye Ladkiya Har Saal,
Rose Day Pe Rose,
Chcolt Day Pe Chcolt,
Tedy Day Pe Teddy
Mangti Rehti He
.
.
.
.
Per Kiss Day Pe Kuch Nai Mangti,
Not Fair Yar..
WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
.
Wah Wah
Samundar Me Pani Aur Pani Me Fish
.
Wah Wah
Aapko Wish Aur
Aapke Girl Friendko..??
KISS.!
Ab Bolo Wah Wah...
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me.
A special LUNCH 4 u,
At da hotel of my Heart,
With a boul of love,
With spoon of care,
In da pot of Happiness,
Dish is friendship,
Pay the bill
by
.
.
A KISS.
Sir: Kal Class main kyo Absent thy?
Boy: Girlfriend se milny gaya tha.
Sir: Kis liye?
Boy: Yes Sir!!! Bohat liye.....
Kiss Is Not Like Nokia…
Connecting People Kiss Is Not Like Nike..
Just Do It. Kiss Is Not Like Pepsi..
Yeh Dil Maange More But
Kiss Is Like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga