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Kunwari Kanya Ko Miss Kehte Hai, Uske Chumbun Ko Kiss Kehte Hai.
Miss Ko Kiss Karna Mushkil Hai, Isliye Kissmiss Ke Bhav Tej Rehte Hai.
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Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai.
Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho?
Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar!
Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
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A kiss says it all
And here’s one to say
I want you
And yes
I love you too.
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Boy: What's your biggest dream?
Girl : To be kissed in the rain. Urs??
Boy : To be the one kissing you..
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Now that you are starting to interview, you should be prepared to answer these simple interview questions. These questions are designed to help you be aware of yourself and what you would bring to the table in an interview. Try really hard to have answers for the following questions ready. It is quite likely you will be asked something similar to these simple interview questions
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Being someone that you are not
Rambling on and on
Exaggerating too much
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Being someone that you are not
Rambling on and on
Exaggerating too much
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Being too casual
Reclining your chair / putting your feet up
Rocking your chair back and forth
Fidgeting
Sitting before the Interviewer sits
Avoid extravagant gestures / too much hand waving
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Saja Hai Mausam Tumhari Mehak Se Aaj Phir
Aye Dost,
Lagta Hai Hawayein Tumhe Chookar Aayi Hai.
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It Is Not What You Give Your Friend,
But What You Are Willing To Give Him That
Determines The Quality Of FRIENDSHIP..
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Zindagi Milti Hai Himmat Walo Ko
Khushi Milti Hai Taqdir Wale Ko
Pyar Milta Hai Dil Walo Ko
Aur Aap Jaisa Dost Milta Hai
Hum Jaise Nasib Wale Ko.
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Friend Nahi To Life Waste,
Salt Nahi To Food Waste,
Story Nahi To Cinema Waste,
Mera Sms Nahi To Tera Cell Waste.!
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DHOOP NIKLE AUR SARSO PILI NA HO,
BARSAT HO AUR JAMI GILI NA HO,
E YAAR TUMNE YE KAISE SOCH LIYA,
KI TUMAHARI YAAD AAYE AUR
AANKHE GILI NA HO.
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Sacchi Dosti Bejubaan Hoti Hai
Ye To Aankho Se Byan Hoti Hai,
Dosti Me Dard Mile To Kya,
Dard Me Hi To Dosti Ki Phchan Hoti Hai.
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Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai,
Teri Dosti
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai,
Teri Dosti
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To
Jannat
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti.
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Kabhi Masti
Kabhi Jhagda.
Kabhi Aansu
Kabhi Hansi
Chota Sa Pal-
Choti Choti Khushi
Ek Pyar Ki Kashti Or Dhersaari Masti
Bas Isi Ka Naam To He "DOSTI".
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Dil Ki Likhi Baat Dil Ko Chhu Jati Hai,
Ye Aksar Ankahi Baat Keh Jati Hai,
Kuchh Log Dosti Ke Mayne Badal Dete Hain,
Aur Kuchh Logon Ki Dosti Se Duniya Badal Jati Hai!
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DOST MEANS:
D~Dur Rahkar Bhi Jo Paas Ho,
O~Ouron Se Jo Khash HO,
S~Sabse Pyara Jiska Ehsaas Ho,
T~Takdir Ko Jiski Talash HO...!!!
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Hum Woh Phool Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahi Khilte
Yeh Wo Honth Hain Jo Kabhi Nahin Silte
Hum Se Bichro Ge To Ehsas Hoga Tumhe
Hum Wo Dost Hain Jo Roz Roz Nahin Milte.
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Bst Line By A True Frnd
After Getting Angry Wid Bst
Frnd Ja Mene Tuje Maaf Kiya
B'coz Tune Jitna Rulaya Usse
Zayada To Hum Sath Me Hase The.!:-)
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"Dosti" Ka "Rishta"aakh Aur Ungli Jaesa Hote He.
Ungli Ko Jab Chot Lagti He To Aakh Rone Lagti He
Aur Jab Aakh Roti He To Ungli Aasu Pochti He.
Thats True.
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Iski Morning Good Uska Whole Day Is Good.
Jiski Evening Good Uski Whole Night Good.
But Jiska Mere Jaisa Dost Ho
Uski Puri Life Hi Good.
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Aasman Se Unchi Meri Manzil Hai
Pariyo Se Sundar Mera Khwab Hai
Sagar Se Gehra Mera Pyar Hai
Aur
Sare Jahan Se Achha Mera Yaar Hai.
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Jindagi Badalti Hai
Classroom Se Office
Books Se Files
Jeans Se Formal
Pocket Money Se Salary:a:
Girlfriend Se Wife
Lekin
Saale Dost Kbhi Nai Badlte
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Kamine K Kamine Rehte Hai.
Hit Like For Ur Such Kamine Friends..!!
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Aaj- Dear
Kal- Yaar
Parso- Pyar
Fir- Ikrar
Fir- Intezar
Fir- Takrar
Fir- Darar
Sari Mehnat Bekar Vo Kisi Or K Sath Farar.
Isliye Dosti Best Hai Mere Yaar
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Dost Ko Bhulana Galat Hai,
Unhi Ka Zindagi Bhar Saath Hai,
Agar Bhul Gaye To Khali Haath Hai,
Aur Agar Saath Rahe To Zamana Kahega:
Kya Baat Hai!
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Zindagi Ka Ye Haal He
Apke Bina Jeena Behal He
Mujhe Samjh Me Nhi Aata
Ki Dosti Jwab He Ya Swal He.
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Khuda Bhi Na Jane Kaise Rishte Bana Deta Hai.
Kab, Kaha, Kaise Mila Deta Hai.
Jinko Hum Kabhi Jante Bhi Na The.
Unko Hi Sabse Pyara Dost Bana Deta Hai.
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Najuk Sa Dil Kabhi Bhul Se Na Tute,
Choti Choti Baato Se Aap Na Ruthe,
Thodi Si Bhi Fikar Hai Agar Aapko Hamari
To Koshish Karna Ki Ye Dosti Kabhi Na Tute.
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Char Din Ki Zindagi Hai Nafrato Se Jiya Nahi Karte..?
Expair Hone Wali Doshi Ham Kabi Kiya Nahi Karte...?
Lagta Hai Ab Dushmano Se Hi Guzaris Karni Padegi..?
Kiyon Ki Dosh To Kabhi Yaad Kiya Nahi Karte...?
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Khuda Ki Banai Qudrat Nahi Dekhi
Dilon Main Chupi Dolat Nahi Dekhi
Jo Kehta Hai Doori Se Mit Jati Hai Dosti
Us Ney Shayad Hamari Dosti Nahi Daikhi.
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Dil Tootna Sazaa Hai Mohabbat Ki,
Dil Jodna Ada Hai Dosti Ki.
Maange Jo Kurbani Woh Hai Mohabbat,
Jo Bin Maange Ho Jaye Kurban
Wo Hai Dosti Hamari.
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Ak Khusi Bahut H,
Apno Ki Yad Dilane Ke Liye,
Ye Dosti Hi To H,
Zindagi Bhar Nibhane Ke Liye,
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Smile: Value To Our Face
Love: Value For Our Heart
Respect: Value To Our Behaviour
Study: Value To Our Future
Friend: Value To Our Life.
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Badi Masroof Zindagi H
Phif Bhi Na Jane Kyu.
Dost
Tujhe Har Sans Ke Sath
Yaad Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Jati.
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Sari Raat Unka Number Hum Milaate Rahe,
.
Customer Care Wali Aunty Kehti
Sajan Apke Busy Kisi Aur K Sath,
Hum Re-dial Pe Re-dial Dabaate Rahe,
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Raat Se Subah Hone Ko Aa Gai,
Subah Jab Hui Unse Mulakat, Iljam
Ek Duje Par Lagaate Rahe,
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Gusse Me Call Register Check Kiya To
Pata Chala,
Ke
Hum Unko Aur Vo Hume Ek Hi Time
Pe No. Milaate Rahe.
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Kitne Dur Nikal Gaye,
Rishte Nibhate Nibhate......
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne,
Apno Ko Pate Pate......
Log Kehte Hain,
Hum Muskurate Bohut Hain......
Aur Hum Thak Gaye,
Dard Chupate Chupate......!!!!
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"KG Girl & Boy":-
Boy: Can I K!ss Your Hand?
Girl: Why?
R My Lips Poisonous?
;-)
Boy: Le Mai To Pogo Dekhta Hu,
Ye To HBO Dekh K Aayi Hai.
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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath
Bachha Lekr ayi or
Ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
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Aaj Ka Zalim SMS.
BOY To GiRL:Kya Main Aapka
Haath Choom Sakta Hu?......
GiRL:-Kyu Kamine Mere LipS Pe
Zehar Laga Hai Kya.?
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Taj mahal khoobsoorti ka taj hai.
Sari dunya ko is par naaj hai.
Par aaj kal k baccho k liye
Ye bikul bakwaas hai.
Kyunki roz badalti unki mumtaj hai.
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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge
Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge..
Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge
Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge..
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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai
To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
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Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
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First Day of college..
Boy sees a hot beautiful girl
Sitting right next to him,
& writes on paper
"I love you, do you love me?"
He passes chit to her..
She replies "No"
He didn't give up,
He rubs her answer &
Passed same paper to
Another hottie sitting left to him..
'N she replies "Yes"
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Moral of d story is
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Save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER !
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