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Pappu Ek Din Apne Ghar Ki
Tubelight Theek Kar Rha Tha.
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Usne Awaaz Lagai
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Pappu(biwi Se):- Are Jara Sunti Ho,
Biwi:- Kya Hai?
Pappu:- Are Jara Idhar To Aao
Biwi:- Lo Aa Gayi, Bolo
Pappu:- Ye 2 Taar Hai,
Inme Se Jara Koi Ek Pakad,
Biwi:- Kyu?
Pappu:- Are Jara Pakad To Sahi
Biwi:- Lo Pakad Li Ek Taar
Pappu:- Kuch Nahi Hua?
Biwi:- Nahi
Pappu:- Achha Jaao, Iska Matlab
Current Dusri Taar Me Hai.
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BOY- sir iska kya mtlb hai "I M GOING"
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SIR- mai ja raha hu.
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BOY- sir bataiye na
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SIR- Mai ja raha hu
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BOY-saale aise kaise chala jaega
Answr bata k ja. :-D
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Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro,
Wah
Wah
Jindagi Me Aage Badne Se Yun Na Daro.
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Daya Jaldi Se Us Gaadi Ka Picha Karo.
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Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....
Waah... Waah...
Na Bandook Se Maaro,
Na Bomb Se Maaro....
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Daya, Is Ghar Ka
Chappa Chappa Chaan Maro....
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Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir...wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho .... :P
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Before marriage:Roses are red,sky is blue,O my darling!I love u.
After Marriage:Roses are dead, I have flu,don`t come near me,Paray hatt tuu
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Log kuch din cigarette
sharab pite
hai Aur aadat ho jaati
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(?.?)
<) )>
_/ /_ Hume dekho,
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padhai kar rahe hai,
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par Aaj tak padhai ki
Aadat nahi hui,
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That's called SELF
CONTROL .
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Tortoise And A Rabbit Wrote An Entrance Exam,
Tortoise Got 80%, Rabbit Got 81%.
Both Went 4 Admission To An Engineering College,
Cut Off Needed Was 85%.
Rabbit Didn't Get Admission But
The Tortoise Got Admission.
How?
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U Remember When We Were In The
1st Std The Tortoise Won A Race.
Sports Quota 5% Marks Extra :-
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Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha,
1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola..
"Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath,
Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !"
Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha,
Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya.
Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha.
Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha.
Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur
Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare.
Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ?
Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
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Kabhi bhi kisi ka dil?? mat todo, kyuki wo 1 hota hai.......todni hi hai to uski haddiya todo kyuki wo 206 hoti hai??????????
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Do Gaanv Ke Bachhe Jinhone Naya Naya Laptop Purchase Kiya Thha, Apas Mein Baatein Kar Rahe Thhe.
Sonu: ?Tuje Apna Laptop Bada Karwana Hai Kya??
Monu: ?Haan Yaar, Par Kaise??
Sonu: ?Ek Kaam Kar, IsMe Se Window Nikalwa Ke Darwaja Fit Karwa Le?..;):D:D
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IMPROVE YOUR G.K
1. National Sister:" MamtaBanerjee,
2. National Girlfriend:" Sunny Leone,
3. National Tension:" Salman Khan's marriage,
4. National Bachelor:" Rahul Gandhi,
5. National Dehshat:" Sequel of Ra.One,
6. National food:" Kasam,
7. National Struggler:" Abhishek Bachchan,
8. National Judge:" Archana Puran Singh,
9. National Mom:" Sonia Gandhi,
10. National Book:" Face Book,
11. National Robot:" Manmohan Singh.!!
ab tnx na bolna yrr :-P
B+
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Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: ?Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha??
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: ?Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo?
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Pati Patni Ki Ladayi Ho Rahi Thi
Pati Ne Patni Se Puchha: ?Kya Tumne Mujhe Kutta Kaha??
Biwi Ne Koi Jawab Nahi Diya
Pati Ne Fir Se Puchha
Biwi Fir Chupp Rahi
Pati Ne Ek Baar Aur Puchha
Biwi: ?Nahi Kaha Aur Please Ab Bhonkna Band Karo?
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Hv u ever heard about the device that converts ur precious thoughts into speech. .....???
It's called DAARU. .!!!
Hv u ever heard about the device that converts ur precious speech into silence. ..???
It's called. ..... JORU...!!!
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Sham Diyo Se Sajaye Bethe
Hai,Khushbu Badan Pe Lagaye
Bethe Hai,Hamari Diwangi To Dekho
Yaro,Unko Rat Ko Aana Hai Aur
Hum Subah Se Hi Condom Lagaye
Baithe Hai.
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23 yr old girl got pregnant.
Mother: (Angrily shouts) "Who was that pig? Call him".
30 min later, a Rolce Royce stops in front of their house.
A matured grey hair man in a very expensive suit steps out.
Man: "I am sorry for the problem. But I can't marry her. If a Girl is born,
I give 2 stores, a villa & 2 millions.
If a Boy is born, I'll give 2 factories & 5 millions.
But in case of Miscarriage, suggest what should I do?"
Mother: FUCK HER AGAIN!!
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Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy
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My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
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Sardar in New York Pub…
man on his right says – johny walker single
man on his left says – peter scotch single
Sardar says – baljith singh married!!
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Sardar Ke Truck Ke Peechhe Likha Tha
“Chhota Pariwar Sukhi Pariwar”
Aur Uske Neeche..
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Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu,Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi…!!!!!
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John, walked into a bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to a Sardarji at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The Sardarji looked at John and said, “Do you think he will jump ?”…
John said, “You know, I bet he will jump.”
The Sardarji replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
John placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on !”
Just as the Sardarji placed his money on the bar, the guy on the ledge jumped off the building, falling to his death.
The Sardarji was very upset,but willingly handed his $20 to John, saying, “Fair is fair. Here’s your money.”
John replied, “I can’t take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump.”
The Sardarji replied, “I did too, but didn’t think he would do it again.”
John took the money…!!
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wat wud u call, when the dolls line up for movie tickets.....
barbieque
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ONCE A MAN WAS DRIVING HIS CAR THROUGH THE THAR DESERT. HIS CAR-S REGISTRATION NUMBER IS "RJD 007". AS HE WAS DRIVING, A CACTUS GOT STUCK INTO ONE OF HIS TIRES. SO THE TIRE GETS PUNCTURED AND SOME HOW THE LETTER"D" IN THE RJD ALSO FALLS OFF. SO NOW HE HAS TWO PROBLEMS:
1. THE FALLEN LETTER "D"
2. TIRE PUNCTURED
WHAT DOES HE DO..........
HE RUNS 5 OR 6 ROUNDS AROUND THE CAR. SO HE BECOMES "TIRED". HE TAKES THE "D" FROM "TIRED" AND
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OM PURI is kidnapped by terrorists
Guess wat vl d rescue mission b called..
"SEV"PURI
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Alibaba aur 40 chor the
Ab
Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gye
Pucho q..
Think
Recession boss!
10 chor ko nikal dia
Cost cutting..
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Opposite of Rajeswari
Rajes Dont Worry
Opposite of TAJMAHAL
TAJ DONT MAHAL......
No
Socho
Socho
CHAI KA DHABA
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Latest pj of d season!
Wat do u call a husband who returns home!
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Don-t even guess!!!
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Pati-ala-house!!!
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I love 2 walk in rain ..coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi) 
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Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
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( @..@ )
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LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
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"u r so beautiful"
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CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
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Tym 4 A DEADLY PJ !!!
What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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"USB"
No claps plz..... 
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Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..
Hatt ti nhi...
Gaur farmayega..
Aisi Uljhi nazar unse..
Hatt ti nhi...
Kuch Dino me He Xam fir B Humari...
Fatt-ti-Nai
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Operation k baad patient
Doctor kya ab mein "Rog- mukt" hoon?
Samne se jawab aya
Beta Doctor to Dharti pe reh gayahai,
Mein to "Chitragupt" hoon.
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“Love Story”
1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya
lekin larki ne usy thukra dia
Larky ne kaha tum 100 din k andar
mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi
Or larka din rat barish main dhoop
main us k ghar k samne khara raha
99th din larki ko waqae larky ki
muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne
socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi
lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to
larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz
mila jis par likha tha . .
Tere chakkr vich teri behan set ho
gyi ay Sorry Baji…
:-) ;-) :-D
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Karo Dosti Aisi Ki"thanks"
Aur
"Sorry"words Beimaan Lage.
Magar Nibhao Dosti Aisi Ki
"Dost"ko 6odna Mushkil
Or
"Dunia"
6odna Asan Lage...
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Pehle Pyara Sa Farman
Aata Tha
Khushbu Se Bhara
Paigam Aata Tha,
Aaj Mera Friend Busy Hai
Shayad?
Nahi To Sabse Pehle
Inbox Me Uska Hi Naam Aata Tha.
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Khuda Ki Banai Qudrat Nahi Dekhi
Dilon Main Chupi Dolat Nahi Dekhi
Jo Kehta Hai Doori Se Mit Jati Hai Dosti
Us Ney Shayad Hamari Dosti Nahi Daikhi.
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Dosti Wo Ehsaas Hai Jo Mit Nahi Sakta,
Dosti Wo Parwat Hai Jo Jhuk Nahi Sakta,
Iski Kimat Kya Hai Ye Mujhse Pucho,
Ye Wo Anmol Moti Hai Jo Beek Nahi Sakta.
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Zindagi K Tufano Ka Sahil Hai Teri Dosti
Dil Ke Armaano Ki Manzil Hai Teri Dosti
Zindagi Bhi Ban Jayegi Apni To Jannat
Agar Maut Aane Tak Sath De Teri Dosti.
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What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You.
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saying sorry is the purest cure of all heart aches and heart breaks!
Admit to yourself that you have done wrong and say sorry.
It does not only touches the heart but also touches the soul.
It's the greatest thing to do that will give you the greatest feeling to enjoy.
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Nice Saying:
Sorry Works When Mistakes Is Made..
But Sorry Does Not Work When Trust Is Broken..
So In Life Do Mistakes
But Never Break The Trust ..!
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It’s your birthday today! You know what that means? It’s time to wear the hat, blow the candles and cut the cake. But don’t forget to think of all the wishes you want to make! Enjoy your day!
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Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
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my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile's battry was also verylow,
thats y i can't get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B'DAY 2 U
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Majburi kya thi usne batayee to hoti.
judai ki bat u sunai na hoti.
de dete apne khun ka har katra use.
meri maut ki khwahish jatayee to hoti.
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Most hurting Line by a true Love:
If U will leave me,
I prOmise U will cOme back Once
with ur OPEN EYES to see my CLOSED EYES..!!
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you Hurt Me More Than I Deserve.
Is It Just Becouse
I Loved you More Than you Deserve?
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