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Jo Beet gaya use Bhul ja e Dil,
Jo Gujar gaya Waqt vo kabhi na aayega,
Pal do Pal ka Saath dekar Saathi chala gaya
Uski Yaad me Jaal kar Tu aur bhi Pachtayega.
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Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Kabhi ishq mat karna ae- shah.
Ye sirf dard ka ehsas hai.
Chahe jitne gote laga mohabbat ke samundar me.
Par ye kabhi na bujhne wali pyas hai.
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Baarish ke mausam me kya apka jee machalta hai
Kya paani me bhigne ka bhi apka dil karta hai
Isme aapki galti nahi hai,
Ish mausam me har Mendhak aise hi fudakta hai.
Thoko Taliyaan.
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.
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A friend is someone who understand your past
believes in your future
and accepts you today just the way you are.
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Do not worry if others don’t understand you
Worry only if you cant understand yourself,
Live in your passion And love your life.
Good Morning, Have a Nice Day
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Christmas is a time where
many people need his past forgotten
and his current present remembered.
Are you one of them?
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Dost tu hai mera sabse nyara
Tujhe mubarak ho tera janmdin yaara
Mere bhi na nazar lage tujhe
Kabhi udaas na ho tere yeh chehra jo bada hai pyara.
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Patient: Doctor, yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai
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Apki Hansi Badi Pyari Lagti He
Apki Har Khushi Hume Hamari Lagti He
Kabhi Door Na Karna Khud Se Hume
Jaan Se Bhi Pyari Apki Yari Lagti He
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
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Sorry works when mistake is made
But sorry does not work when trust is broken
So do mistakes but never break someones trust.
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Always take extra care of 3 things in life
Promise Friendship and Love
Bcoz they dont make noise but
When they break they are create silence.
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Boy – Khana bana leti ho
Girl – Nahi
Boy – Aur kuch bana leti ho?
Girl – Haan selfie lete time muh bana leti hu.
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Kitna aur dard dega bas itna bata de, Aisa kar maalik ab meri hasti mita de,
Yun ghut ghut ke jina maut se badtar hai, Kbhi na khule aankhe tu aisi neend sula de.
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Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!
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1st wife: tumhaara sharaabi pati roz peekar ghar aata hai na. tum poochti kyu nahi ho.
2nd wife: main poochi thi. lekin unhone mujhe diyaa nahi.
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Since your eyes are looking tired,
Let your eye lashes hug each other for few hours,
Happy journey into the world of dreams,
Good Night and Sweet Dreams.
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
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I have commited a sin to make you sad,
And am realising that am very bad,
So, plz forgive me to lessen the grief,
Ur forgiveness will led to a relief,
So plz forgive me.
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Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.
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Eclairs aur i-pil me kya fark hai?
Socho..
Aur socho…
Choti bachhi eclairs khaa k masti karti hai
Aur
Badi bachhi masti karke i-pil khati hai
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Tere ishq ka kitna haseen ehsaas hain,
Lagta hai jaise tu har pal mere paas hai,
Mohabbat teri deewangi ban chuki hai meri,
Ab zindagi ki aarzoo sirf tumhare sath hai.
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Agar Unki Tabiyat Thik Naa Ho To Unse Milne Jarur Jaye, Aur Unka Haal Chaal Jarur Puche.
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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
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tere hothon se lag kar yeh hawa sharab ban gayi
aankhon se lag kar yeh hijaab ban gayi
aur gaalon se lag kar yeh gulab ban gayi.
sach hi kahti hai yeh duniya jaaneman
ki mujh se mil kar tu laajawaab ho gayi
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Main Farmaish Hun Uski,
Woh Ibadat Hai Meri,
Itni Aasani Se Kaise Nikal Dun
Use Apne Dil Se,
Main Khwab Hun Uska,
Woh Haqeeqat Hai Meri.
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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
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I’d rather have honest enemies than fake friends.
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beer is like water if you feel in it..
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University exam mein WIFE per essay likhne ko kaha gya.
1 student ne sirf 1 hi sentence likha aur usey pure marks mile,
She has a Problem for every Solution.
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Palbhar Me Toot Jaye Wo Kasam Nahi,
Tumhe Bhul Jaye Wo Hum Nahi,
Tum Roothi Raho Humse Is Baat Me Damm Nahi,
Tum Manane Se Na Mano Itne Bure Hum Bhi Nahi..
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People now a days are like Bluetooth…
If you stay close they stay connected…
& if u go away they find new devices…
So true…
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Arz hai..
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink lips are the girls beauty,
And Kissing them is the Boys duty..
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I can’t see myself without you.
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Ristey Banaye hai to nibhaye jao,
Har pal apno ko hasaye jao,
Pata nahi kisi ko fursat hai ya nahi yaad karne ki,
Khud tang kar-kar ke apni yaad dilaye jao
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In a party a handsome guy asked a Girl,
Ru going to dance?
She felt so happy & said yes
Guy said- Thats Good, So can i have ur chair?
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne rupey loge?
Autowala: 100 rupey.
Sardar: 30 lelo.
Autowala: 30 me koun leke jayega?
Sardar: tum piche bheth jao Mein leke jaunga.
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Roses are red, violets are blue. Pull me closer and whisper, ‘I love you,’
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A Boy texts a girlBoy: Hey!Girl: Hi! What u doing?Boy: texting the most beautiful girl in the world Girl: Aww How cute!Boy: Ya! But She is not replying so m texting U!
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After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi!!
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Question: Gharibi Ki Hadh Kya Hy?
Ans:Jb Ek Ladki 2 Rupay Me Kiss Dene
Ko Tyar Ho Or Ap K Pas Sirf 1 Rupya Ho
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