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Teacher: Why are u late? all ur classmates came to class on time.
Student: Jhund me kutte ate hain sir. Sher to akela aata hai.
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BIKHARI: Bhagwan k naam pe kuch de de.
ENGINEER: Ye le meri B.tech ki degree rakh le.
BIKHARI: Tujhe chahiye to meri M.tech ki rakh le.
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Kapil As Indian Police,
Method How to catch a Tiger: Catch a cat and beat it until it
accepts it's a Tiger.
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute,
miss call, if i m gorgeous,
Text back if i m pretty,
Text a joke if i m charming,
Just ignore if u r jealous.
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Sardar holding his wife boobs: Jay eh thoray sakht honde tenu bra di lor nai si.
Wife holds his penis: Je eh thora vada honda menu teray pra de lor nai si.
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Na wo aa sake, na hum kabhi ja sake,
Na dard dil ka kisi ko suna sake,
Bus khamosh baithe hain unki yaado me,
Na usne yaad kiya na hum use bhula sake.
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Milna bichadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta duniya me,
Sirf DOSTI hi yahaan NOT 4 SALE hai.
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Yaha koi rishta naata saga nhi hota,
Ab to duniya me koi waada waffa nhi hota,
Dushman ki dushmani pe bhut naz h hame,
Dosto se to haq e dosti bhi ada nhi hota.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Santa: The one that says,
School Ahead, Go Slow.
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Dreams Are Made For Believers
Believers Are Made for Dreams
But I’m Made For You, And that’s Reality
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4 Sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 Chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone,
Sardar Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha.
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Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
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LECTURE ME MASTI THI ,
HAMARI BHI KUCH HASTI THI,
TEACHER KA SAHARA THA DIL YE AAWARA THA,
KAHAN AA GAYE IS DEGREE KI AAFAT MEIN YAAR WO SCHOOL HI KITNA PAYARA THA.
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True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl,
For A Kiss And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes,
And Allow The Boy For A Kiss,
But The Boy Kisses On Forehead.
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I MISS U ITNA,U MISS ME JITNA,
I MISS U TABSE,U MISS ME JABSE,
I MISS U TAB TAK,U MISS ME JAB TAK,
U MISS ME NA JANAY KAB TAK,
BUT I MISS U MURTEY DAM TAK.
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Wife:Tum Mujhe Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho
Husbend:Me Tumse Itna Pyar Krta Hun.
Ki Tumhara Jutha Zaher Bhi Pi Skta Hun.
Agar Yakin Nai Ho Toh Aazma Kar Dekh Lo
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Boyfriend Ne Girlffriend K Prse Se Mobile Nikala
Dkhne Ke Liye ki Mera Number Kis Nam Se. Save H,
Jab Boyfriend Ne Apna Number dial kra Toh Likha Tha:
Recharge Wale Bhaiya.
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A girl takes 3 month to judge a boy On Whether She Likes Him Or Not.
But A Boy Takes 3 Sec.
1st Sec: Yaar Dekh Kya Bachi Hai.
2nd Sec: Kia Lush Aawaz Hai.
3rd Sec: Kasam Se Jani Is Se Bhi Pyar Ho gaya.
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Santa ko Rota Dekhkar Banta Ne Pucha Kya Hua?
Santa : Meine 2 Ton Ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!
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Santa-agar tumhe 1 lakh mil jaye to kya kroge
Banta-to mai khusi se pagal ho jaunga aur zindgi bhar apna treatment karaunga.
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Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai.
Banta: Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka, Hum To Kirayedar Hain..
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Himesh Reshammiya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya.
Dusre Kutto ne pucha tu kyun bhaga?
Kutta: Sala raat ko gane ki practice khud karta hai, subah log mujhe marte the.
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship..
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale???
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
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Ishq me ye anjam paya hai,
haath pair toote, muh se khoon aaya hai!
hospital pahuche to nurse ne farmaya
BAHARO PHOOL BARSAO, KISI KA Aashiq AAYA HAI!
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Professor said: If any boy goes to girls hostel,
Rs:100 for first time,
Rs:200 for 2ndtime &,
Rs:500for third time.
One boy asked how much for monthly pass?
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Bagwan se scootar manga…car di,
Ghar manga…bangla diya,
Dost manga….tumhe diya,
Bhagwan ne is baar aisa kyu kiya!!
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Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..
Husn bana to Deewane bane..
Kuch to baat hai aap me,
Yoon hi nahi pagal khane bane.. kaisa laga
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Today i miss u
Yesterday i missed u.
Don’t worry about tomorrow,
I Will always miss u .
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Ladki ki Nazro me nazakt hoti he
Uske inkar me b ijajt hoti he
Humesa piche pad jao jub tak ha na bole
Qki der Se ha karna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h
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Teri Ulfat Kabhi Nakaam Na Hone Denge.
Teri Dosti Kabhi Badnaam Na Hone Denge.
Meri Zindgi Me Suraj Nikle Na Nikle.
Teri Zindgi Me Kabhi Shaam Na Hone Denge.
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Pati-mere mrne ke baad tumhe mere jaisa doosra aadmi nahin milega.
Patni- tumhe kisne keh diya ki main doosra aadmi tumhare jaisa chahti hoon.
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Jisne chand ki roshni nahi dekhi.
Jisne phulon ki tazgi nahi dekhi.
Jo yeh kehte hain ke mitt jati hai dooriyon se dosti,
Usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.
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Words are easy, like the wind; Faithful friends are hard to find.
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So Jaao.. So Jaao! Mujhe Good
Night Kahe Bina So Jaao! Raat
Ki Rani Aayegi, Dhakka De Kar
Jayegi, Bed Se Tumhe Girayegi,
Phir Sari Ninni Udd Jayegi..!
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Ek Raasta Hai, Dil Ki Baat Bataane Ka;
Ek Zariya Hai, Apni Yaad Dilaane Ka;
Ek Saathi Hai, Apne Saare Gum Bhulane Ka;
Aur Ek Tarika Hai, Bina Miley Rishta Nibhane Ka
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Har inayat har khushi aapki ho,
mahak uthe wo mahfil jisme hansi aapki ho,
koi bhi lamha ap udas na ho,
khuda kare Zannat jaisi zindagi aapki ho.
GOOD MORNING
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Mushkil raahen bhi assan ho jati hai,
Har raah par pehchaan ho jati hai,
Jo log muskura kar kehte hain,
‘SHUKAR HAI MaLIK KA…’
Kismat uski gulam ho jati ha..
GOOD MORNING
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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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If you live in an area that gets snow, keep a sealed plastic tub of unclumping kitty litter in the trunk. Sprinkle it around tires that get stuck in snow and ice in parking lots for excellent traction.
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Both of you lie on your sides facing one another. She bends and spreads her legs, and angles her vagina toward you. You lift your legs between hers to enter while she wraps her legs around your back.
Benefits: Relaxing position with deeper penetration and increased intimacy.
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Whatsapp ek masti hai
Call se sasti hai
Neend ko udati hai
Khoon ko badati hai
Dimag ko pakati hai
Par kuch bhi ho
ek doosre ki yaad to dilati hai
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