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Nasbandi Ki Team Ko Dubara Apne Village Me
Dekhkar Ek Budha Bola,
In Logo Ne Connection To Pahle Hi Kat Diya Tha.
Ab Kya Handset Bhi Le Jayege.
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Beggar: Mam 1rs Please.
Mam: I Have Seen You Somewhere.
Beggar: Ya Mam We Are Friends On Facebook.
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Din Mai Karoge To Sust Rehoge,
Raat Mai Karoge To Chust Rehoge,
Roj Karoge To Khus Rehoge,
Din Raat Karoge To Tandurust Rehoge.
What . Sms yar
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Wo Samjhe Na Samjhe Hamare Jazbat Ko
Hum Manege Unki Har Baat Ko
Hum Chale Jaayenge Ek Din Is Duniya Ko Chodker
Wo Aasuon Bhayege Royenge Har Raat Ko.
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Chhod Diye Wo Kam Jinke Galat The Anjam,
Ab Kuchh Din Nek Kamo Me Bitayenge,
Aur 12thPass Karne Ke Baad Hi,
Koi Nayi Ladki Ptayenge.
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Ruth Jao Kitna Bhi Mana Lenge
Dur Jao Kitna Bhi Bula Lenge
Dil Aakhir Dil He Sagar Ki Ret To Nahi
K Naam Likh Kar Usse Mita Denge
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Santa Ko Raat Me Cigarette Peene Ka Man Kiya.
Sab Taraf Machis Dhoonda, Par Kahi Nhi Mila
Aakhir Mein Nirash Hoke Candle Bujha Ke So Gaya.
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Dil Ka Dard Dil Me Rakha,
Koi Na Mila Jis Pe Duniya Luta Dete,
Sab Ne Diya Dhoka Humien,
Kis Kis Ko Hum Saza Sunate
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili.
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
Waqt-Bewaqt Aaye Vo Fever Ho Tum
Doob Kar Jisme Marr Jaoo Vo River Ho Tum
Mere Jeevan Mein Ab To Forever Ho Tum
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She Came Today Early Morning,
Start Fighting.Her Complain Was,
Who The Hell Permitted You To Come In My Dreams
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Tu Chehere Ki Badhti Salwaton Ki Parwah Na Kar,
Hum Likhenge Apni Shayari Mein Hamesha Jawaan Tujhko
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Admi: Mere Bal Ekdum Chhote Kat De.
Barber: Kitne Chhote Katu?
Admi: Itne Chote Ki Meri Biwi Inhe Khinch Na Paye.
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Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai!
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Arz Kiya Hai.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
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Never kiss a police woman.
She will say stop and handsup.
Never kiss a nurse she will say next plz.
Always kiss a teacher, She will say repeat it 10 times.
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Ek chhota bachcha bus ki khidki se susu kr rha tha.
Ek aurat boli: Sharm nhi ati tujhe?
Ladka: Are aunty sharm chhodo,
Su su dekho kitna dur tk ja rha hai.
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
When you sit on a red hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
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Pyar use karo jo tumse pyar kare,
Khud se bhi zyaada tum pe aitbaar kare,
Tum bas ek baar kaho ruko do pal,
Aur woh un do palon ke liye poori zindagi aitbaar kare.
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Police: Oye, tune Papita Bechne wali ko kiss kyon kiya?
Santa: Sir, main bhi kya karta wo itni der se
Mere ghar ke bahar chilla rahi thi,
PAPPI TE LE LO,
PAPPI TE LE LO.
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NASA closed.
Rajnikant bought all the rockets for diwali.
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Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
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Tumhari Dunia say chalay janay kay baad,
Hum tumay her aik shishay mai nazar aya Karin gay,
Tum her pal koi dua mang lena,
Aur hum her baar toot jaya Karin gay.
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Dil ka dard dil me rakha,
Koi na mila jis pe duniya luta dete,
Sab ne diya dhoka humien,
Kis kis ko hum saza sunate.
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Imran: Pehle mein apni wife ko B.A. karwaunga,
Phir M.A. phir P.H.D karwaunga,
Phir badhiya si naukri dilwaunga.
Kapil: Phir acchaa sa rishta dekh kar uski shaadi bhi karwa dena.
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राजू ने ढाबा खोला
ग्राहक: मेरी चाय मै मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है |
राजू: तो क्या करू ? मै ढाबा चलाऊ या इन्हे तैरना सीखाऊँ |
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna.
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Bhagwan ke Bina Mandir Adhoora Hai.
Dosti Ke Bina Jeevan Adhoora Hai.
Biwi ke Bina Ghar Adhoora Hai.
App Ke Bina Circus Adhoora.
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Wada Na Karo Agar Tum Nibha Na Sako,
Chaho Na Usko Jise Tum Pa Na Sako,
Dost To Duniya Mein Bahut Hote Hain,
Par Ek Khas Rakho Jiske Bina Tum Muskura Na Sako.
Khushi Ke Aasu Rukne Na Dena, Gum Ke Aasu.
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Girl: I want to lose fat.
Trainer: Ban Calorie.
Girl: Tu Ban Ka Lora.
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Marwadi ki wife sex karte hue: Sunoji, Is condom se muze 15vi bar kar rahe bas bhi karo.
Marwadi: Bawri ho gai hai ke?
Iski expiry date march 2016 hai.
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Life is most persistent and urgent question is, What are you doing for others?
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Jyotish santa ka haath dekhkar bola,
Beta tum bahut padhoge.
Santa: Saale padh to mein 4 saal se raha hu,
Ye bata paas kab hounga?
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Teacher Bachon Se: Dopehar Ko Sham Ne Ram Ki Behan Se Pyaar Kiya,Bacho Iska Future Tense Banao.
Ek Ladka Khada Hokar Bola: Raat Ko Sham Ram Ki Patni Ke Saath Pyaar Karega.
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जभी मिलती है inbox पे कुछ कहने से डरती है वो.
कब आउंगा में online इस इंतज़ार में रहती है वो.
बड़ी ही सरीफ है बात बात पे शर्माती है वो,
गुस्सा न हो जाऊं कहीं हर बात पे sorry बोलती है वो,
मेरे लिऐ आज भी थोड़ा सा वक्त खर्च करती है वो ,
Google पर आकर आज भी मुझे सर्च करती है वो.
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पत्नी: मैंने तुम्हें बिना देखे शादी की कैन यू बिलीव दैट?
पति: और मेरी हिम्मत तो देखो मैंने तुम्हें देखने के बाद भी तुमसे शादी की.
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बेझिझक मुस्कुराये जो भी गम है,
जिंदगी में टेंशन किसको कम है,
अच्छा या बुरा तो केवल भ्रम है,
जिंदगी का नाम ही कभी ख़ुशी कभी गम है।
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टीचर: अपने पिता जी का नाम बताओ इंग्लिश में।
स्टूडेंट: ब्यूटीफुल रेड अंडरवियर।
स्टूडेंट: सुंदर लाल चड्ढा।
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Nandangarh mein,
Nandu ke Naana ne,
Nandu ki Naani ko,
Nadiya kinare,
Neem ke neeche,
Neeni karayi.
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Anencephalous - Lacking a brain.
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Dosti mein dooriyan to aati rehti hain,
Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai,
Woh dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho,
Par sachchi dosti doston ko mana leti hai.
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Aankho Se Tumhare Dilme Utar Jaayenge.
Dilme Utar Kar Dhaarkan Ban Jaayenge.
Palko Ko Jhuka Kar Chalna Sanam.
Warna,
Zamaane Ko Tumhari Aankho Me Hum Nazar Aayenge.
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The world will not end in 2016,
Rajnikanth has bought a computer with a 3 year warranty.
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