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Hi dosto mera naam hai jigar umar 18 saal aur aaj mai aap sabko apne life ki wo kahani batane ja raha hu jisne muje sex k prati kaafi excited kar diya ye kahani hai mere chemistry mam reema ki jiske sath maine aur mere doston ne jee bharke sex kiya baat darasal aisi hai ki mai jaha class jata hu waha reema mam teacher hai.mai class me padhai se zyada ladkiyo ko
Dekha krta tha is kaam me muje mere kai dosto ka bhi sath mila hua tha ab mai aapko reema mam k bare me bata du mam dekne me bahut hi sundar thi unka figure karib 34 24-34 tha gora badan halaki boobs thode chote zarur lagte the par asal me the bade bade aur bahut hi raseele unki umar 25 se zyada nahi mai aur mere friends hamesha sochte kash kuch aisa ho jaye ki ye ek raat hume mile jaye.
Khair Reema mam bahut hi strict thi Hamesha home work aur punishment k maamle me aage,khas taur pe mere group ko ek din class me mam saari pehen k aayi ek topic karaya aur mere paas aake khadi ho gyi with her back facing me jab maine unki gand dekhi to man kiya jhapat jau ispe par apne aap ko rokke rakha prpuri tarah se nahi aakhirkaar maine unke gaand me
Halke se hath pher di bas jaise bhukamp aa gaya aisa laga mam ne mudke ek kheech k bajaya aur kaafi insult krne k baad class se nikal diya,unhone meri complaint sir se bhi kr di aur kaafi bezatti bhi hui meri class me bas is cheez k baad maine than liya tha ki is reema ki bachchi ka kuch krna pdega mera ek dost hai sagar uske dad k do flat hai,jisme se 1 flat bilkul nayi
Society ka hai aur 1-2 family hi waha rehne aayi hai uska flat 8vi manzil pr tha to humne reema k sath hisab barabar krne k liye uska flat use krne ki sochisagar ne ghar se flat ki chaabi li aur humne reema ko waha lane plan banaya.us din class me last lec karib 7 baje khatam hua reema mam ka aur humne use follow kiya,wo bus stand pr ruki jaha koi nahi tha plan k mutabik
Sagar uske paas gaya aur masum si shakal banake kehne laga mam aap to jante hai agle hafte exams hai aur hamari tayyari bhi puri nahi hai agr aap sums me thodi help kr do to bahut accha hoga. is par mam ne kaha wo to thik hai par class to abhi band ho chuka haimai tumhe padhau kaha(hum jante the ki class us din 7 baje hi band hone wala tha to sagar ne kaha koi
Baat nahi aap mere ghar aa jaiye aur bhi log hai jinhe dounts hai mai sabko keh deta hu waha aane sath hi meri mom ko bhi aapse baat krni thi wo bhi ho jayega ab agr koi aise baat kre to koi bhi maan jayega fir kya tha sagar mam ko apne us flat me le aane laga mai unse pehle hi flat me pahunch gaya karib 8 baj rhe the tabhi maine bell ki ring suni darwaza khola to sagar aur Reema mam the muje dekhkar reema mam boli is namune ko bhi doubt hai?
Itna sunne k baad hi maine use zor ka ek thappad lagaya aur sagar ne use andar dhakel diya,humne darwaza band kiya reema ko ab tak kuch samaj nahi aa rha tha ki kya chal raha hai usne red color ki saree pehni hui thi aur bahut sexy lag rhi thi maine kaha ab bol saali bahut kuch saha hai maine tere wajah se
Reema: sagar ye sab kya hai?
Sagar: mam yun samaj lijiye ki aaj humari baari hai aapke sabhi punishment wapas krne k liye maine uske gal pakde aur uske honth chumne laga mmaaaaammiiiiiyaa kya swaad tha uska aur fir upar se hi uske boobs ko press krne laga wo rone lagi thi aur help help chilla rhi thi tabhi sagar aur maine use bedroom uthake le gaye.
Sagar ne uski saree phadni shuruki aur ab wo sirf apne blouse aur petticoat me thi mai uske upar kud pada aur uska badan chatne laga aur sagar uske chut pe upr se hi kiss krne laga.fir maine uski blouse k buttons khole aur meri aakho k saamne uske boobs bra me chipe dikhai diye mai unhe chote bache ki tarah chatne laga wo bahut resist krne ki koshish kr rhi thi pr
Humare saamne uska resistance kuch nahi tha tabhi maine uske bra ka hook utara aur bas kya kahu dosto ye to sirf mai hi janta hu kaisa tha wo nazara uske brown nipples jaise cherry on ke cake lag rhe the mai unhe picnh aur chatne laga itne me sagar ne uski petticoat bhi utar di thi aur wo sirf apne panties me thi jo ki thodi gili to ho hi gyi thi fir humne jagah swap ki mai
Panties k upar se hi uske choot ko chat rha tha aur sagar uske boobs ko khane laga ab uske badan pe panty achi nahi lag rhi thi to bas uski panty bhi maine nikal di aur uske halke halke baalo se bhari choot mere saamne aa gyi maine sagar se kaha ki hum bhi apne kapde utar dete hai. Sagar ka lund mujse bada tha karib 8″ aur mera 7″ sagar ne apna lund reema k hath diya
Aur use muh me lene ko kaha reema ne mana kiya to usne zabardasti uske muh me daal diya sur uske baal pakadke aage piche kr rha tha mai itne der me uske gaand ko chate ja raha tha karib 15 min baad sagar ne uske muh me apna paani bhar diya reema to jaise 1 sec bhi aur uska muh me rakhti to mar hi jati,lekin us waqt ye sab dhyan me kaha aata hai maine turant apna
Lund uske muh me de diya wo kaafi na na kr rhi thi pr uski sunta kon thodi der me maine bhi uska muh bhar diya aur hamara agla target tha uski choot mai apna lund uske chut k pass le gaya uar uske chut k lips me halke jhatke diye bahar se,uski chut kaafi tight thi jo ki bata raha tha ki wo virgin thi maine kaha kya mam aaj tak kisi se nahi chudwaya khair no prblm aaj hum
Aapko jannat ki sair karwayenge maine apna lund uske choot me daal diya par wo puri tarah se andar nahi gaya to maine thoda aur pressur lagaya dekhte hi dekhte mera pura lund uske chut me ghus gaya usne zor se cchillaya pr sgar ne uske hotho se uske lips band kr diye the fir kya tha mai zor zor se jhatka diye ja raha tha aur uske muh se jo uuufff naahhiiiii aaahhhh
Sunne ko mil rahi thi wo sunke mera josh aur badhta chala gaya.20 min baad maine uske chut me apna paani chod diya ab baari thi sagar ki to usne bhi apna lund uske chut me dala uska lund thode asani se gaya kyuki uski seal maine tod di thi fir wohi uffff ahhhh oohhhhh sunne mile ab muje aisa lag raha tha ki ye randi ab maze lene lagi hai khair muje kya.sagar k paani
Chodne k baad maine tel laya thoda aur use ulta lita kr uske gand me aur mere lund me tel laga diya wo nahi yaha nahi k gun gaye ja rhi thi par hum to aaj uski gand maarke k hi dum lene wale the uske gaandki hole kaafi choti thi fir bhi maine pure takat k sath apna lund waha dalla aur 2-3 try k baad pura lund uske gaand me chala gaya uske bade bade boobs latak rhe
The hum doggy style kr rhe the is baar wo pehle baar se bhi zyada dard se cheekh rhi thi maine jee bhar k uski gand maari aur uske gand me hi climax ho gaya ab mere jate hi sagar ne apna lund full speed me daal diya uske muh se zor ki aahhh mar gyi sunai padi jab sagar bhi climax hua to humne use thoda paani pilaya wo bahut paseena paseena ho gyi thi maine apna
Camera nikala jo ki maine pehle se leke aaya tha aur uske kuch nange pics liye taai ye kisi ko bata na sake par utni chudai me bhi humara dil na bhara humne socha ki ise to aaj puri raat chodenge aur humne wohi kiya baari baari hum use alag alag position me chodte rahe ab wo humari teacher se humari randi ban gayi thi agle din subah humne use khana khilaya aur paani
Diya uar uske nude pictures dikhaye aur kaha ki agar tumne kisi ko kuch bataya to ye pics sabme circulate kr denge us din k baad se hum use hafte me kareeb 3-4 baar blackmail krke choda krte hai aur friends ab to wo bhi humara sath deti thi lagta hai uske andar ki randi humne jaga di thi wo khushi humse chudwati hai itna hi nahi ab jab hum use chodte hai to wo
Gandi gandi gaaliyan bhi deti hai jise sunke kya kahe ek alag josh aa jata hai kareeb 2 mahine se hum use chod rahe hai wo to ab muje aur sagar ko class me bhi cheda krti hai jaise chupke se kiss kr dena ya lund pakad lena wagera wagera to dosto ye thi meri kahani ye meri pehli kahani hai agr kahi kuch galti hui ho to advice do taki apni next story me aur bhi sexy tarah se likhu.
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A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
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I am Atif age21yrs. Height is 5″10 have a well buildup body,I am a average looking guy. And my teacher is
32yrs old at that time her figure is 32 28 34 she is damn beautiful, gorgeous and have killer and bomb
assets…
Ye baat us samay ki hai jb mai 12th me tha tab maine pehli baar apni bomb n sexo teacher ko dekha tha mai to
use dekhte sath hi uska diwana ho gaya tha or mai kya sara school us par lattu ho gaya tha even hamare sir
log bi sab uski ek jhalak ko taraste the wo school me nayi aayi thi..
Dheere2 din bitte gaye or hum log apni nai chemistry teacher se ghul mil gaye or hume uske periods ka besabri
se intezar rehta tha ki kab wo aaye or hum use dekh paye wo thi hi itni sexy ki kisi ki nazar uspr se hatti
nai…
Wo married thi or ek bachche ki ma thi uska husband ek mnc me tha…
Din ba din use chodne ki chahat mujhe badhte hi ja rahi thi n mai kisi bi kimat par use chodna chahta tha jab
wo padhati tab mai use bas ghoorta rehta n use chodne ke khayalo me khoya rehta kai baar usne mujhe tooka n
punish bi kiya par mujhpe zyada koi fark nai pada phir ek din class me baithe huye mai apni notebook me use
dekhkr uski nangi drawing or image bana raha tha n usme bilkul khoya hua tha tabhi achanak se usne mujhe dekh
liya or aakr mere desk ke samne khadi ho gayi or mujhe wo drawing banate huye dekhne lagi n mai to use banane
me busy tha islye mai use dekh nai paya n achanak se usne mere hath se wo notebook cheen li n gor se apni
nangi drawing ko dekhne lagi or uske upar uska naam bi likha hua tha ye sab dekh kr wo gusse se lal hogayi n
notebook apne pass hi rakh li n mujhe class ke baad principal office aane ko kaha mai kafi dar gaya or sochne
laga ki aaj to mai gaya kaam se so jaise hi uska period khatam hua to jhat se mai uske piche jane laga or
usse gidgidane laga ki please mujhe maaf kr dijiye kaafi der gidgidane ke baad wo maan gayi or mujhe last
period me chemistry lab aane ko kaha…
Maine chup chup uska kaha maan liya or use sorry kehkr wapas class me chalagaya n phir last period ka
intezaar krne laga phir jaise hi last period shuru hua mai jhatt se chemistry lab pahoch gaya jo ki hamari
school ke top floor par hai n last period me waha koi nai aata wo waha bilkul akeli thi n mai chup chap jakr
waha khada ho gaya phir usne meri taraf dekha or boli aagaye tum,waise tum sketch to kafi achcha bana lete ho
n ek naughty si smile di n mere pass aakr khadi ho gayi or boli ki ab jakr mujhe samjh me aaya ki tum mujhe
is tarah se kyu dekhte ho usne pucha mujhse ki tum mujhme kya dekhte ho pr mai chup tha bilkul usne mujhe
danta or dheere se mujhe ek thappad mara or pucha ki batao tum mujme kya dekhte ho aise phir maina kaha ki
mam mai aapko bas like krta hu n mujhse galti ho gayi ab aisa nai karunga phir wo ekdum mere pass akr khadi
ho gayi or mere labd ki taraf dekhne lagi n phir usne mere land pr hath pherna shuru kr diya or paglo ki
tarah mujhe kiss krne lagi mai bhi uske kiss ka reply krne laga phir wo niche apne ghutno pr baith gayi n
mere land niklr kr use dekhne lagi n phir thodi der tak hath pherne lagi.
Fir use chusne lagi mai bi uske baalo ko piche se pakd kr uske sir ko apni land ki taraf khichne laga n phir
thodi der baad uske muh me hi jhadd gaya n usne mere sara cum pi liya n phir se hum log kiss krne lage or mai
uske boobs bi daba raha tha n fir mai uske blouse ke hooks ek ek krke kholne laga or phir pura utar diya ab
wo mere samne pink bra me thi uski bra itna tight thi ki uske boobs bahar aane ko machal rhe the phir mai bra
ke upar se uske boobs ko dabane laga or kaatne laga wo moan kr rhi thi n keh rhi thi jaldi kro jo krna hai
humare pass zyad time nahi h phir maine uski bra bi utar di n uske boobs n nipples ko choosne or katne laga
wo or tez moan krne lagi uske boobs bilkul aam ki tarah the dikhne me n kafi juicy bhi fir maine uski puri
sari utar di or uski black panty ke upar se uski chud ko ragadne laga wo kafi gili thi phir mai panty ke upar
se hi uski chud ko smell or chatne laga phir uski panty utari or usme apni do ungli dalkr use chodne laga
thodi der baad wo jhadd gayi phir mai uski chud chatne laga or uski chud ki lips ko katne laga or uska sara
juice pi gaya
Ab usne bola ki ab bas or intezar mat karao ab bas dal do andar apna loha meri chud me phir maine use ek
table pr lita diya khud bi uspr let gaya n apna land uski chud me ghusedne laga pr uski chud abi bi itne
tight thi ki mera lund aadhe se bhi kam uske andar ja saka maine apni puri takat laga di pr fir bi koi fark
nai pada wo zor zor se chillarahi thi phir maine apna lund wapas nikala or usne mera lund apne muh me lekr
apni thuk se pura bhigo diya phir usne apni tang thoda phelayi or mere lund ko chud ki taraf guide kiya fir
mai dhere2 apna lund uski chud me dalne laga phir ek tez jhatke ke sath pura andar ghusa diya n phir waise hi
thodi der pada rha uske upar kyuki use kafi dard ho raha tha n usne bataya ki uske hubby ne usko 10 saal me
sirf 2baar hi chooda hai islye uski chood itni tight hai
Phir jab wo normal ho gayi to mai dhere dhere use chodne laga or wo phir moan krne lagi dheere2 mai apni
speed badhane laga or karib 10min. Baad me jhadne wala tha usse maine bataya to usne kaha ki ruko mat andar
hi gira do pura mai pill lelungi phir mai uski chud me hi jhad gaya phir thodi der tak hum log aaram krte
rahe phir maine usse uski gand marne ke liye pucha to usne mana kr diya par mere kafi zidd krne ke baad wo
maan gayi par boli abi nai kyuki abi chutti hone ka time hogaya hai ab kal mera ghar pr aakr krna jo krna ho
so mai bi maan gaya or jaldi se hum dono dress up huye n ek doosre ko kiss kiya n phir mai wapas apni class
me aagaya…
Uske baad kai baar maine usko choda but school ke khatam ho jane ke baad mujhe dusri city jaaba pada apne
college ke liye pr jb bi mai waha jata hu tu use chod kr hi aata hu…
I hope you guys might have enjoyed my story and sorry for mistakes while writing the story..
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Ek bar hum apne ek dost ke sath Rishikesh gaye. Wahan bahut se foreign ke log bhi ate hain. Kafi tadad me yog aur bhog ka asali anand lene. Gori chamdi ka apna hi alag akarshan hai aur jo maza gori Mem ki Chudai me hai wo aur kahan. Zara sa soch kar hi Lund Nag ki tarah phunkarne lagta hai. Kab gori Mem ki Gulabi Chut ke bil me sarrrrrr se Lund ghus kar apna thikana banaye aur upar hathon se mote-mote gore-gore Boobs (Chuchiyan) dabayen, unpar ubhre light brown colour ke Nipples alag hi sukh dete hain. Unki Gori Gand bhi Lund ke supare ko ek vishesh nimantaran deti hai. Gand ke upar zaban pherne se aur unki saf Gulabi Chut ka rus chatne se hi hum desi Lund walon ko jannat ke darshan hote hain.
Yahan kala, 6 inch lumba, teen ungal mota circumcised Lund, upar khila hua gulabi gol supada jo bhagwan ki kripa se bas kala hone se bacha rehta hai hum Hindustaniyon ka , Desi kali Chut ke darshan pate hi Chodne ko matwala ho jata hai par jab baat Gori Mem ki Chut ka bhog lagane ki ho to unki naram, mulayam, silk si chikani, honey se mithi, aur pav ki tarah se phuli hui Bur ko chodne ke liye Desi Lund ka phadphada ke machal uthna wajib hai. Hum bhi ek Angrez gori Mem ki Bur ki gehrai napne ke liye utawle they. Apne Laude ke foot se us Choot ki gehrai, lambai aur uske pure area me apna Lauda ek sher sa ghumane ke liye hum utawle they. Kai blue films me dekha tha ki kaise wahan ke gore un Gori Memo ki Chut ki phanke phaila kar unki Chut ke andar apni zaban se lap lap kar Chut ke singhare ko apne honto me kaid kar chus kar usko apni honto me daba kar kheenchte hain aur unki Chut ki khujli ko shant karte hain. Is kriya me sath sath wo apni do ungliyan neeche Bur ke gulabi ched me bhi ghused kar andar bahar bhi karte hain.
Kutch log to vibrators, dilidos or yahan tak kela (banana), brinjal (Baigan) bhi Bur me dal kar chodte hain taki bad me Lund ja kar un Memo ko pura aram de sake. Gori Mem bhi bahut maza deti hain apne partner ko jab wo apna muh kol kar unka lumba Lauda apne muh me lekar andar-bahar kar apni thook gira kar use Chodne layak bana kar chikna kar Chut me dalvane layak banati hain to sach, maza dugna ho jata hai. Kaise unka Lund apne muh me age-peeche sar-sar leti hain. Jab tak Lund pura akad kar ghamand se tan nahin jata Lund ka muh me ana-jana chalu rehta hai, Lund ka supada apni zaban se chat kar aur bhi mast kar deti hain. Maine bhi ek Gori mem ko apne desi Lund ke rocket par sair karvane ki sochi. Maine socha kyon na mai bhi ek bar kisi Gori mem ki Gand marun? Kyon na uski Chut ka darshan kiya jaye aur dekha jaye tulna karke ki Gori mem ki Chut, Gand, aur bade-bade Boobs (Chuchiyan) kya wakai desi goriyon se zada meethe hote hain? Aur sex ki unki knowledge aur maza dene ki takat kya desi Indian masala aunties, housewives aur aise hi sex karwanewali sabhi desi murgiyon se zada hoti hai?
Yahi sochkar, Rishikesh ke market me ghumte hue meri nazar ek mast, alhad, jawan khubsurat Angrezi mem par padi. Wo upar T-shirt pehne thi jo lal rang ki thi jisme kaid uski badi-badi Chuchiyan hil hil kar mujhe apne pas ane ka nimantaran de rahi thi. Sath hi un chuchiyon ki uthav aur sexy dhal peeche pahado se bahut mil raha tha man karta tha ki iski Chuchi jaise pahad par hi mountaineering kar do. Uske Chutar bhi jeans ke andar kafi tight aur phule hue they. Gand mast masal thi aur janghe dono uff kya kehna doston.
Maine uske pas jakar kaha-Namaste. Wo bahut hi khush hui aur boli- Namaste. Uska jawab pakar man prasan hua ki chalo response to mila matlab adha kam ho gaya aur line ka pehle signal clear hua. Usse bat karte karte maine puch-where r u from? Ap kahan se aaye hain? Usne kaha-Sweden. Wow, maine thodi der English me bat karke use Himalaya ki khubsurati dikhane ke liye razi kiya. Haqeekat me to main uski sudaul jawani ki khubsurati ka nazara lena chahta tha. What is your name? She said-Anna.
Maine Anna ko apne sath liya aur samne ek pahad ki taraf upar chadhne laga. Wo mere sath baten karti chalne lagi. Maine usko thoda upar jungle me jakar kaha- Honey, kya aap Indian sex ka maza lena chahengi. Ek desi Lund ko kya ap apni Chut ki sair karvayengi? Yeh bat maine usse angrezi me puchi. Mujhe pata tha ki bahar ki Gori Mem bhi hum Hindustaniyon ke kale bhujang Lund ko kafi mast ho kar niharti hain aur badi aturta se us kale desi Lund ko apni Bur me ghuswane ke liye betab rehti hain. Desi Lauda agar pura tana, khila ho to uske gulabi ping-pong ke ball sa supada aur aas-paas ugi hui kali ghungrali lambi jhante jo nazara paida karti hain wo angrez gori mem ki chikani, jhanto rahit sapat Chut ke khule darwaze jaisa hi anand lati hain itna ki Lund khada hokar chip-chip pani chod deta hai. Phir Chut ko chodne ki kala bhi hum desi Hindustaniyon ko bahut achi tarah ati hai ki kaise pehle Mem (Aurat) ko uski Chuchiyon ka mardan kar garam karna hai, iske bad uske Nipples ko muh me baccho sa lekar khub der tak peena hai aur sath hi doosre Nipples ko chutki me masalna hai dheere dheere taki wo garam ho sake. Sath hi hum desi Lund wale ek hath ko free rakh neeche Chut ke darwaze par apne pyar ka ehsas bhi karvate jate hain. Zara sochiye, aap lete hain aur apke sath bagal me nangi Gori mem leti ho jo badan se khili hui ekdam gori ho, safed malai si ki maza a jaye. Aaap bhi apne nange jism par Gori Mem ka sparsh pakar apne Lund me ek tanav mehsoos karne lage aur aap aram se uske dono Boobs ko bari bari mardan kar rahe hon. Ek hath uske sir ke neeche se dalkar uski right Chuchi dabai aur uska sath pakar uski left Nipples ko muh me dabaya. Apne free left hand ko maine uski Choot par upar se neeche ragad kar chikna karna shuru kiya. Meri dono ungliyan uski Chut ke singharon ko phaila kar ragad rahe they.
Gori Mem ki Chut chikni ho rahi thi aur mai uske Nipples aur Boobs chod hi nahi raha tha. 20 minute bad mujhe uski Chut ko chatne ka khayal aya. Neeche let kar maine aram se uski gori Malaidar Chut par apne thook ka lep lagaya aur maze se uski Choot ko lap lap kar chatne laga. Uski Bur ki bheeni-bheeni khushboo bahut nasha chadha rahi thi. Aurat ke Chut se ati peshab ki bheeni mehak Mard ko dewana kar deti hai aur madhoshi itni chadh jati hai ki Mard us Chut ki bheeni khushboo ko pane ki khatir Shadi jaise jhantu bandhan me bandh jata hai ki har rat Chut ki khushboo uske jeevan ko mehka sake aur uske Lund ko har raat khila kar bada kar sake. Maine bhi us Mem ki Gori Chut ko kas kar chata aur phir us Mem ko apne kale Lund ko chatne ke liye amantrit kiya. Anna ne mere kale Laude ko bahut aram se pakda puri mazbuti se aur phir apni zaban nikal kar lambi sans lete huey samuche Lund ko apne muh me nigal liya.
Wo mere Lund ko apne muh me leti jati aur maine uski Chuchiyon ko dabana aur malna jari rakha jaise koi baccha apne khilone se khelta hai. Lund kafi kadak ho chukka tha. Uski jeebh Lund ke supade ko jaise hi chuti to ek current sa badan me daud jata. Khada Lund mujhe bhi bahut acha lag raha tha. Maine uski dono Chuchiyon ko pakda aur phir apne Lund se uski dono badi-badi gori Chuchiyon ke beech fuck karna shuru kiya. Anna mere Lund ke age-peeche uske Chuchi me ane-jane se kafi utsahit thi. Wo apni zaban nikal kar mere Lund ke supade ko apne muh ke karib ane se zaban nikal kar chat leti. Dono Chuchiyon ke beech Lund ka uske muh tak ka suhana sexy safar jari raha agle teen char minute tak.
Iske bad maine Anna ko upar apni god me uthaya aur Lund ke muhane par uske chutar ka dabav dala jisse uski Chut ke dono gulabi phank pal me phail gaye aur mera tana Lauda uski naram, garam makhmali Chut me andar sama gaya. Maine apne hathon se usko upar utha rakha tha taki Lund dalne me asani rahe. Uske hava me upar rehne se Lund neeche se garam Chut ki sair ache se karne laga. Ghap-chap gap-gap Lund puri masti me Chut ko dana-dan chod raha tha aur Anna ko bhi desi Lund ke jhatke aur gehre dhakke bahut bha rahe they. Jaldi maine usko neeche lita kar uski dono jangho ko phaila diya aur khud Chut ke samne khada hokar dono jangho ko neeche se hath me bharkar door kar seedha Lund ki entry bhaka-bhak ki. Pure bhar se Lund ko puri takat aur josh ke sath Chut ke bhog karvaye taki Lund ki tamanna puri ho sake ki ek angrez Mem ki Chudai ka sukh mil sake.
Chodne ke sath maine bara bar Anna ko ankho par, gal, neck aur Chuchiyon par kisses kiye taki mere Lund ke har dhake ke pura maza usko mil sake, Meri Chodne ki speed badh gaye thi aur mai apni manzil ke karib a gaya tha. Maine Anna ko bataya ki station ane wala hai. Anna ne jhat se mere Lund ko apni Chut se nikal kar apne Muh se zaban nikal kar uske upar ragadna shuru kiya taki mera nikalne wala garam makhan apni zaban par le sake. Waisa hi hua Anna ne sara makkhan apni muh me bhar liya aur pe gaye jaise usko asli Indian amrit mil gaya ho.
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Khuda Bina Jane Kaise Rishte Bana Deta He,
Anjano Ko Dil Me Basaa Deta He,
Jinko Hum Kabhi Jante Bhi Na The,
Unhe Jaan Se Bhi Jyada Keemti Bana Deta He..
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Mumkin Nahi Shayad Kisi Ko Samaj Pana,
Samje Bina Kisi Se Kya Dil Lagana,
Aasan He Kisi Ko Apni Pasand Banana,
Par Bahot Mushkil He Kisi Ki Pasand Ban Pana..
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Dard Itna Tha Shamil Zindagi Me,
Ki Dhadkan Bhi Sath Dene Se Ghabra Gayi,
Band Thi Aankhen Kisiki ‘Yaad’ Me Is Kadar,
Ki ‘Maut’ Bhi Ayi To ‘Dhokha’ Kha Gayi..
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Muskurate Labon Ko Aansu Pila Diya,
Mohabbat Ka Karz Tha Usne Chuka Diya,
Maine Kaha Dil Me Mohabbat Ki Roshni Kardo,
Usne Isi Bahane Mera Dil Hi Jala Diya..
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Gehrayi Pyaar Me Ho To Bewafai Nahi Hoti,
Sache Pyaar Me Kabhi Tanhai Nahi Hoti,
Pyaar Jara Sambhal Ke Karna,
Pyaar Ke Zakhm Ki Koi Dawai Nahi Hoti..
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Aansu Aa Jate He Aankho Me,
Par Hotho Pe Hasi Laani Padti Hai,
Ye Mohabbat Bhi Kya Chiz He Yaaro,
Ek Se Karte He Or Hazaro Se Chhupani Padti Hai.
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Es Naye Saal mai..
Jo to chahe wo tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam humesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarok ho tuje mere Yaar.
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Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2015 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
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May the New Year unfold before you just like a new flower that blooms slowly unfolding each petal.
May each day of the New Year get filled up with sweet fragrance of contentment and peace.
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May the year 2015 be like a blank book that is waiting your intervention to fill up its 365 pages with all the colors under the sun making it a vibrant addition to your life.
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May the New Year give you the strength to face the challenges of life and courage to adjust the sail so as to take every situation to your stride.
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Es saal aapke ghar khusiyo ki ho dhamaal
Daulat ki na ho kami ap ho jaye malamaal
Haste muskurate raho aisa ho sabka haal
Tahe dil se mubarak ho aapko naya saal
Happy New Year
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A new year – A new start
A new chapter – A new beginning
Forget the bad cherish the good
I sincerely wish you a very
blessed new year ahead
Happy New Year
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Hai rang naya sa roop naya sa.
Dil me h aaj ek ehsaas naya sa..
Nayi chahte, nayi umange..
Mann mein h ek khuwab naya sa
Nayi hai saal, naya hai din
Rakho andaaz ese jine ka pyara sa
Naya Saal Mubarak ho
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Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!
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Agar pyaar sath ho to tanhayi nahi hoti
Sachche pyaar mein kbhi bewafai nahi hoti
Par agar ek baar pyaar ho jaayeTo kitne hi coaching center join kar lo
Par padhaai nahi hoti
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Pappu: Papa Papa Mujhe Ek Behan La Do Na
Papa: Beta Usmein 9 Mahine Lagte Hain,
Pappu: Mujhe Kuch Nahi Pata Aap 4-5 Log Aur Laga Do, Jaldi Chahiye
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Pappu Ghar Se Pareshan Hokar Kabristan Mein Jaakar Baith Jaata Hai,
Tabhi Aawaz Aati Hai….. Ha Ha Ha Ha…… Mein Bhoot Hoon
Pappu: Phir Dekhta Kya Hai, Aaja Bar Jaa Raha Hoon Daru Peene…. Aish Kareinge
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2 Friends Were Talking About Exam Tension
Friend 1: Tujhe pata hai exam time mein agar mein chai(Tea) peelu toh phir poori raat bina tension ke padh sakta hoon.
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Friend 2: Mere sath toh bilkul ulta hai yaar, Agar mein so gaya to tension bhi nahi hoti aur chai bhi nahi pee sakta
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Teacher: Akaal Aur badh Main Zameen Aasman Ka antar kaise Hai
Pappu: Akaal Main politicial Car Main Daura Karte hain, jabki Baakh Main Helicopter se
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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Mail Hai Ya Female?
pappu: Female.Teacher: Expanation Do.
Funny Pappu: Abhi Abhi Commentrator Ne Tv Main Bola Na Bahut AcchiDelivery..
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TV Par Ek Ladki Cricket Math Dekh Rahe The,
Tabhi Uska Bhai Aakar poochtha hai
Main Kaisa Lag Raha Hoon.
Ladki TV Par Excited Main Chakka….
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Pappu: Mera Ek Chota Beta Hotel Main Kaam Karta Hai, Aur Bade Ne MBA Kiya Hua Hain.
Pintu: Fir To Chota Beta Bade Se Bahut Kam Kamaata Hoga?
Pappu: Abe Nahi, Saare Ghar Ka Kharchaa To Chota Beta Chalata Hain, Bade Waale Ka To Bhagwaan Hi Maalik Hain..
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Pintu Pappu Ki Wedding Main: Are pappu Ye Bhabhi Gumsum Kyun Hai, Koi Muskaan Nahi Hai, Koi Tenshion Hai Kya??
Funny Pappu: Haan Yaar Isne Iske Baap Se Lipstick Laane Ke Liye Kaha Tha, saale Ganje Ne
Fevistick Laakar Pakda Di..
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Miya: Khud Ke Double Bed Ki Marammat Kara Raha Tha, Usne Marammat Karne Waale Se Kaha Ki Double Bed Majboot Aue Tikau Bana Mujhe Apni Bibi Ke Saath Is Par Sona Hai
Man: Haan Sir, Itna Majboot Banunga Ki aap Poore Mohalle Ki Biwion Ke saath So Sakte Hain.
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Premika: Agar Duniya main Aurat Nahi Hoti, To Tumhari Pent Main Batan Kaun Taangta.
Premi: Agar Duniya main Aurat Nahi Hoti, To Pent Pehenne Ki Jarurat Kya Thi
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Kitna Pyaar He Unse Ab Wo Jann Le, Wo Hi He Zindagi Meri Ye Baat Man Le, Unko Dene Ko Kuch Nahi Paas Hamare, Bas Ek Jaan He Jab Jee Chahe Mang Le..
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Ye Dil Na Jane Kya Kar Betha, Mujhse Bina Puche Hi Faisla Kar Betha, Is Zameen Par Toota Sitara Bhi Nahi Girta, Aur Ye Pagal Chand Se Mohabbat Kar Betha..
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Zindagi Yu To Haseen Hoti Hai, Chahne Se Har Duaa Qubul Hoti Hai, Kehne Ko To Sab Apne Hai, Par Kash Koi Aisa Ho Jo Kahe, Tere Dard Se Mujhe Takleef Hoti Hai..
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Bheed Me Thi Na Ro Saki Hogi, Magar Yakin He Subah Tak Na So Saki Hogi, Wo Shakhs Jise Samajne Me Mujhe Umar Lagi, Bichhad Ke Mujhse Kisiki Na Ho Saki Hogi..
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Chahe Marji Jitni Tum Ruthe Raho Par Ye Na Bhulna, Saath Ek Saya Tum Hardam Paoge, Mudke Dekhoge To Tanhai Hogi, Aagar Mehsus Karoge To Hume Paoge..
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Mahek Teri Aaj Bhi Meri Saanso Me Hai, Har Ek Adaa Teri Meri Aankhon Me Hai, Bhale Mitade Dil Se Mera Wajood, Magar Teri Jagah Aaj Bhi Meri Har Yaadon Me Hai..
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Kisi Ka Anjane Mein Bhi Dil Mat Dukhana Ho Sakta Hai Ki, Us Ki Aankh Se Gira Ek Bhi Aansu Tumhari Zindgi K Liye Saza Ban Jaye..
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Mujhe Bhi Sameit Legi Ek Roz, Us Andhere Ghar Ki Dahleez, Tumse Guzarish He Ki Maaf Kar Dena, Un Khataon Ko Jinse Dil Dukha Ho Tumhara..
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Koi Rootha Hai Humse Ke Hum Kuch Kehte Nahi, Kaise Manaye Jab Wo Hume Milte Nahi, Kash Iss Dard Ko Juban Hoti To Bata Dete, Par Wo Jakham ke Nishan Kaise Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi..!!
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Wo Mujhe Chaahti hai par Apna nahi sakti, Mujhe Bhulane ka Dard Utha nahi sakti, Ajib hai Uske Pyaar ka ye Andazz, Khafaa to Karti hai par Manaa nahi sakti..
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Kaise Aapko Hum Manayen Bass ek Baar bata do, Meri Galti, Mera Qasoor to Mujhe Yaad dila do..!!
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Agar Hum na Rahenge to Tumko kaun Manayega..?? Ye Buri Aadat hai, Har Baat pe yu Rutha nahi kartey..
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Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta Hai, Dil ke Paas Hai par Phir Bhi Judaa Sa kyu Lagta Hai, Kaafi Dino Se Aaya Nahi koi Paigam Uska, Shayad koi Baat Pe Humse Khafaa Sa Lagta Hai..
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Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Mail Hai Ya Female?
pappu: Female.
Teacher: Expanation Do.
Funny Pappu: Abhi Abhi Commentrator Ne Tv Main Bola Na Bahut Acchi
Delivery
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Patni(Tare Dikhte): Batao Wo Kon Si Chiz He Jo Tum Roz Dekh Sakte Ho Par Tod Nahi Sakte?
Pati: Me Nahi Bataunga.
Patni: Bolo Na Plz.
Pati: Tera MUHH..
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Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon?
Husband: Bahut Zyada.
Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni?
Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.
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