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It is impossible to lick your elbow
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Director Subhash Ghai made a cameo appearance in ‘Aradhana’ (1969), which he anyway does for all his films.
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Good thoughts precede great deeds. Great deeds precede success. Have a great day. Good Morning
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A crocodile can’t poke its tongue out
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Tell us something about yourself.
Why do you consider yourself a suitable candidate for this position?
Why do you want to leave your present job or company?
You have stayed in your current job for quite a long time, why?
What do you know about us?
What do you do to improve your knowledge?
Can you perform under pressure?
Tell us some of your strengths.
Tell us some of your weaknesses.
Are you comfortable working in a team?
How do you rate your communication skills?
You do not have all the experience we need for this position?
How would you compensate for the lack of experience you have for this position?
If you were hiring for this position, what qualities would you look for in a potential candidate?
Do you know anyone who works for us?
What is your style of management?
Have you ever fired anyone? How would you go about firing a person, if required?
What irritates you about co-workers?
Is there any particular kind of person you can not work with?
What qualities would you look for in your senior?
What motivates you at work?
Will you be happy to work in night shifts or over the weekends?
Have you ever committed a mistake at work?
What position would you prefer while working on a project?
What are the most important things for you as a manager?
Will you be happy to re-locate, if required?
What kind of a salary are you looking for?
Do you have any questions for us?
Discuss the most stressful situation you came across in your previous job.
For how long do you expect to stay with our organization?
Why should we hire you?
Discuss your strengths
Discuss your weaknesses and how do you plan to overcome it
What is your idea of an ideal company?
Why are you leaving your previous job?
Tell us something about your achievements at your previous job.
Tell us what do you know about our company
Are you willing to relocate/travel?
Are you a good team player?
Can you work independently?
Do you have any questions for us?
Are you willing to work for long hours, if the project demands that from you?
What is your current CTC and what are your expectations?
Are you planning to go for further studies?
Tell us something about yourself, discuss 5 characteristics
Tell us something about your hobbies
What is more important to you money or success?
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Santa apni biwi k office gaya
to usne dekha k uski biwi
boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.
Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho
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Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12thpass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
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Khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya
Phool ne mali ko khas banaya
Chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya
Kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya.
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Bhikari- Kuch Khane ko de do
Ladki- TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- Roti de do
Ladki - TAMATAR KHAO
Bhikari- Achcha Lao tamatar hi de do
Ladki ki maa- Are Tum jao baba Ye totli hai keh rahi hai KAMA KAR KHAO.
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Problems due to whatsapp short typing.
She asked me: Main kaunsi university main admission lu?
I said: MU mein le le
(Mumbai University)
She is not talking to me anymore.
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I wish I could loose weight as easy as I lose my pens,keys,smartphone,my temper and even my mind.
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I can see you checking my whatsapp status
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Barso ke bad hoti hai mulakat,
fir bhi rahti hai Dil me Dil ki bat,
Nazro se karna padta h pyar,
Par Nazar milane k liye b karna padta hai Intzar
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Us Par Kabhi Bhi Gussa Na Kare, Hamesha Pyaar Se Hi Pesh Aaye.
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If Someone Says Bad Things About Us, We Feel Bad ….
If Someone Says Good Things About Us, We Feel Good …
The Question Is :Have We Given Our Remote Control To Others ?
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Aap Jis Ladki Ko Patana Chahte Hai Use Agar Koi Pareshaan Kar Raha Ho To Aap Us Ladki Ki Madad Kare, Isse Wo Ladki Aapse Turant Pat Jayegi.
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Circus mein ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya to
Ring mastar ne kaha Aap mein se koi yeh kar sakta hai,
Santa- Zarur par pehle iss sher ko peeche hatao!
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I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
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Don’t hate me bcoz i’m pretty hate me bcoz ur bf thinks so.
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Definition of Best Friend
A person who opens his mouth just to Insult you!
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Zamaaney se chupakar,
teri tasveer bathroom mein laga rakhi hai,
Har ghadi deedar ho tera
isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai
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2 Dost salo baad mile.
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gai hai.
Sonu: Kaisi hai teri biwi.
Monu: Swarg ki apsra hai,
Aur teri
Sonu: Meri to abhi jinda hai!!
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Kaun kehta hai.. Ladki hasi means Fasi??
Arz kiya hai..
Muskurana to har Ladki ki Ada hai
Wah-wah !
Use jo Mohabbat Samjhe wo Sabse Bada Gadha hai.
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When i don’t get ur sms,
I feel a little pain in my heart,
A smal tear in my eyes & sadnes falls on my face,
What is this?
Over acting yaar aur kya?
DON’T MIND IT
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Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
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Nursry Tcher to Boy:
Tumhe school mein sabse zyada maza kab aata hai?
Boy: Jab aap muje SUSU karane ke liye
Meri Nunu ko hath se bahar nikalti ho!!
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True Feeling:
U Smile with Tears in Eyes
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Pain in Heart
When Ur Loved One Tells U Sorry After Hurting U..
That’s A Wonderful Feeling!
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Mene b badal diye apne zindagi k usul,
Ab jo yaad karega woh yaad rahega..!!
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A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..
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Press down if you miss me
So U Miss Me
OK You Can Stop
Still Pressing
Well, I miss you too.
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Arz kiya hai:
Pata nahi wo kaise chain ki nind so jate hai galib…
Humain to her karwat per lulli set karni padti hai…
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Kabhi Amitabh bachchan kehta hai
“Rishte me hum tumhare baap lgte hai”
Aur ab keh raha hai
“Buddha hoga tera baap”
Apne hi jaal main phass gaya Pagal!
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Guy: Do u know, wen i was a kid so many girls wanted to kiss me,
I allowed, But now I want 2 kiss so many girls,
But they don't allow. SELFISH GIRLS
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In a girls whatsapp group…
Girl1: I went on date yesterday.
Girl2: which restaurants?
Girl3: which theater?
Girl4: kaha kaha gaye?
Girl5: kya kya khaya?
Girl6: Gift diya?
Girl7: Bill kitna tha?
Girl8: propose kiya?
After full inspection
All Girls: Be careful he might be a bad guy.
Girl1: OK.
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Be careful who you trust and tell your problems. Not everyone that smiles at you is your friend..
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Ponting:- Kar kya rahe ho saalo bc?
MI players:- practice , next match k liye !!
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Namaskar Ye MALE/FEMALE jaanch sewa hai,
Ager Aap purush hai to 2 msg kare,
Mahila hai to 3 kare,
En me se kuch nahi hai to SMS na kare hum aap ka dard samjhte hain..!!
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Aagar koi cheej puri shidad se mango to puri kaynat judh jati hai use pura karne.
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Tuhadi naal bas ik mulakaat hoyee….
Akhan hi akhan ch baat hoyee….
Baisakhi ch nave pyar di shuruyat hoyi….
Jindagi ch khushiyan di barsaat hoyee…
***Happy Baisakhi 2015***
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Gutthi :-
Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!
Kapil :-
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!!
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Guess which song is this
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Two (2) mere agal bagal hai… :-D
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Husband: If its for me, then say I am not at home!
Wife (on phone): He is at home…
Husband (in anger): What the HELL??
Wife: SHUT UP, It was for ME!! :-D
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Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh mein…
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo
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Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...
Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :-D :-D
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Jinaki chaahat mein akhiya tarasi hai,
Jinase milane ko baraso barasi hai,
Honewaala unak deedaar hai,
Unako bhi mera intjaar hai
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