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Boy-Girl: What date set for the wedding?
Girl: with shy... December 22.
Guy: Any particular reason?
Girl: with shy, on 22 December is a long night of the year for honeymoon.
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I Want To Be The Reason Why
You Smile Every Morning, I
Want To Be The Reason For
The Happiness In Your Heart,
The Spring In Your Step And
The Song On Your Lips.
Have A Great Day Ahead!
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In Life
Failure is not
The Real End,
But
It Can B the Real
Beginning of Success”
Have a Gud Day
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Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi.
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar
padi aur
nikaal diya gya…
BeCause
First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim
Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?
Kapil – To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..
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Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
.
Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain....
Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?
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Boss: Hey Tina (His Secretary)
Are You Free Sunday Evening???
Tina: Yes Absoultely!!!
Boss: Good Then.....
Come Early To Office On Monaday Morning!!!
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Biwi ko apni palko par bitha lo, Deke kushi uske saare gam chura lo,
Pyaar aisa karo ke, Sab dekhte reh jaye.
Padosan bhi aa ke kahe ki, Mujhe apni biwi bana lo.
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Mujhko phir wahi suhana nazara mil gaya,
Nazron ko jo deedar tumhara mil gaya,
Aur kisi cheez ki tamanna kyun karu,
Jab mujhe teri baahon mein sahara mil gaya.
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Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
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Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke Pasand Karti Hai, Isliye Aapko Bhi Funny Banana Padega.
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Don’t trust too much,
don’t love too much,
don’t care too much..
bcoz that ‘too much’ Will hurt u soo much.
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Dear Deepika..
U went to Yuvraj, his form dropped.
U went to Ranbir, his movie flopped.
U went to Mallyas, their airline stopped.
Plz join Congress.. & Save India.
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She lies on her back, and raises her right leg so you can position yourself between her legs at a 90-degree angle and enter. Her legs will form the tines of a spork, a spoon-and-fork utensil. She can do this with you facing her or facing her back.
Benefits: Offers a natural bridge to more creative positions.
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Show interest in your date and be an active listener. Don’t let it be all about you.
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Sugar Factories are situated under GIRLS fb statuses
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MERRY CHRISTMAS.I WISH YOU GET EVRY THING IN YOUR LIFE BE HAPPY HEALTHY FOR EVER.LOTS OF BEST WISHES FOR YOU..
FOREVER ENJOY...
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Tazi hawa mein phulo ki mahak ho,
Pahli kiran mein chidiyo ki chahak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palke,
Un palko mein bus khushiyo ki jhalak ho.
Have A Beautiful Day
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All mornings are like Paintings:-
U need a little inspiration to get going,
a little smile to brighten up
&
An SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...
Good Morning
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I finally got my past,
present and future tenses correct today.
I loved you. I love you.
I will love you forever!
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Patient: Doctor yeh mera pehla operation hai. thoda dhyaan se karna.
Doctor: dara mat. yeh mera bhi pehla operation hai.
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Jab bhi ghoomne jao aur paisekharch karne ka waqt aaye to tum bhi paise kharch kiya karo. Ladkon ko ye lagta hai ki agar unke jeevan mein koi ladki aayi to jeb dheeli ho jayegi. Tum kharcha karogi to wo khush ho jayega aur tumhe chahne lagega. Ek baar pyaar ho gaya fir tum batwa ghar bhool jaana – sab chalta hai
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बंता: यार संता, मोहब्बत शादी से पहले होनी चाहिए या शादी के बाद? संता: शादी से पहले हो या शादी के बाद बस पत्नी को इसकी हवा भी नहीं लगनी चाहिए।
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Ultimate truth of college lyf if a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl
and if a boy loves a girl, everyone knows except the girl..
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Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!
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Ek Jannat ki Pari ho tum,
Khushbu se bhara Hawa ka jhonka ho tum…
Meri har saans har dhadkan ho tum,
Meri Jan sirf aur sirf meri ho tum
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Loneliness and the feeling of being unwanted is the most terrible poverty.
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Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
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Power is of two kinds. One is obtained by the fear of punishment and the other by acts of love. Power based on love is a thousand times more effective and permanent then the one derived from fear of punishment.
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An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
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God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata
chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya
bakri?"
circuit:"simple bhai ,pathar mar
kar dekho,
ager bhaga to bakra aur ager bhagi to bakri.
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Meri Jaanemann kya bataoon,
Kaise sitam dhaati hai
Sapney mein bhi kambakht,
Apney Baap ko leke aati hai
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Treating sex like porn
Although some couples enjoy having raunchy sex, you'd be wise to talk to your partner before you engage in such behaviour.
If you begin being nasty with your lover without knowing if they like it first, chances are the scenario won't end on a happy note.
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Aaj kal har shaks hame zindgi kaise jiye ye sikha jata h
unhe kaun samjhaye?
koi khwab hmara b adhura he
warna hmse behtar jina kise aata he
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India is nation and Dadar is station
wha wha
India is nation and& dadar is station
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education.
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To turn of any program use this key
Alt+F4
it will work in all Windows
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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Ankhon se barsaat hoti hain Jab apki yaad saath
hoti hai, Jab b busy rahe mera cell to Samajh lena
aapki hone wali Bhabhi se meri baat hoti hain
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Lady to rikshwalla: under tak jaayega?
Rikshawalla: Bilkul jaayega madam,
aapke liye toh khada kiya hai.
Lady: Thik hai toh..ghumake phicche se le lo.
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Tell me about Yourself?
Walk me through you CV?
Introduce yourself/ अपने बारे में हमें बताएं ?
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Teacher: Hindi hamaari matri-bhasha hai, ise pitra-bhasha kyon nahi kehte?
Student: Kyon ki mata ji ne kabhi pija ji ko bolne ka mauka hi nahi diya.
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Marij: Dr.sahib mera khada nahi hota.
Dr.: Ru married? NO
Dr.: Do u have girlfriend? NO
Dr.: Muth marte ho? NO
To BC khada karke dolu taangega kya
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R we friends or r we not u told me once but
i 4got 4 all da friends iv eva met ur da 1
wont 4get n if i die b4 u do ill go 2 heaven n wait 4 u.
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Kitne chehre hai duniya mein,
Magar humko ek chehra nazar aata hai,
Duniya ko ab hum kya yaad kare,
Aapki yaado mein hi waqt saara guzar jata hai
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Romance between you and your partner in the bedroom slowing down? Getting tired of trying the same old positions? Or maybe you fancy a bit of fun outside the bedroom? We have the top 40 sex positions everyone needs to know about!
Trying new positions isn't just for that exciting honeymoon period, anyone can rekindle the spark with their long-term partner by trying something new in 2015. You don't have to be super flexible or wildly adventurous either - we have ideas for anyone to try!
Whether you decide to spice things up with a 'sultry saddle' one night, or try a 'spider' the next, we've included easy-to-follow pictures along with a full explanation, difficultly rating and a fun rating - you can even click through to read more about every position.
Why not work your way through the gallery until you get to number one - the most popular of all our sex positions, as voted for by you. That one must be pretty close to guaranteed satisfaction, then!
Every sex position worth knowing about is right here, so take a look and we guarantee things in your bedroom will be becoming less of a flicker and more of a full-blown fire in no time!
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We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
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To protect the spines of books
assuming you still have any bookmark them by leaving them open and hanging them off the edge of a desk or table. Never place books open, face-down, on a flat surface.
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