STORY
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Q: What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!
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Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
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Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
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Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: The sound of Mew-sic!
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Q: What is black ,white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt penguin!
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Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
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Q: What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
A: Lilly
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Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.
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Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?
A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. I hear it's untweetable.
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Q: Why did the farmer name his pig ink?
A: Because he kept running ot of his pen.
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Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2
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Hey i saw u in TV…
How smart u r …
How sweet u r …
How lovely u r …
But i dont know y u r comilg
Only in animal planet chanel…
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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE
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Girl to a tattoo artist-
How much do u charge 4 tattooing an animal jst above my knee..?
Artist 100 for tiger, rabit lion….
But girraffe is free..!!
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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits-right behind the driver and starts yelling,
“If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I’d be a little bull.”
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with,
“If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.”
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yellsat the kid,
“What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!”
The kid smiles and says, “I would be a bus driver!”
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Once upon a Time…
When Window was a Square Hole in a Room & Application was Something Written on a Piece of Paper,
When Keyboard was a Piano & Mouse just an Animal,
When File was an Important Office Material & Hard Drive just an Uncomfortable Road Trip,
When Cut was done with Knife & Paste with Glue,
When Web was Spider’s Home & Virus was Flu,
&
When Apple & Blackberry were just Fruits…
Thats when,
We had a lot of Time for Family & Friends
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Tiger: Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur
Animal Planet walo ne Pareshan kar ke rakha hai..
Monkey: Kyun? Kya hua bhai!
Tiger: Saale ratdin camere lagake baithte hai,
Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain,
‘Only Few Left.. Only Few Left.’
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Sir: Name an animal which lives in land & water
Santa: Frog
Sir: Good! Now name 3 such animals
Santa: Frog’s mom, frog’s dad & his son.
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Man is a simple Animal.
His daily needs are just …
?
?
Rosy & Roti !!
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Your future says that all the money invested by ur parents for ur education has been a waste…
these are not animals…they r birds !!!
Hahahaahaa
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Choose any one animal from these and i’ll tell u about ur future
-Peacock
-Parrot
-Owl
-Crow
-Pigeon
-Sparrow
-Duck
-Eagle
Reply must.. M waiting..
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Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
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Q: How does a dog stop a video?
A: He presses the paws button.
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Q: What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?
A: Take the words out of his mouth!
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Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
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Tiger- Hum In Discovery Channel Walo Se Bahut Pareshan Hai
Monkey- Kyu Kya Hua?
Tiger- Are Koi Privacy Nahi Rahi Na,Phir Kahte Hai Tiger Kam Ho Rahe Hai.
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Sher Sherni Ko Kiss Karne Laga,
Sherni Use Rok Kar Idhar Udhar Dekhne Lagi.
Sher- Kya Hua?
Sherni- Dekh Rahi Hu Aas Paas Discovery Wale To Nahi Hai Na,
Sale MMS Bana Dete Hai.
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Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li.
Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha – Hum Kya Mar
Gaye The Jo Tune Es Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li?
Murgi Boli – Shadi To Mai Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi
Par Pitaji Ki Zid Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Me Ho..!
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Jangal Me Ek Chita Bidi Pi Raha Tha..
Tabhi Ek Chuha Waha Par Aaya Aur Bola Bhai,
Nasha Karna Chhod Do.
Aao Mere Sath Aur Dekho Jangal Kitna Sundar Hai.
Chita Ne Bidi Phenk Di Aur Chuhe Ke Pichhe Chal Diya..
Aage Chalkar Ek Hathi Mila Jo Kokin Le Raha Tha..
Chuhe Ne Hathi Se Kaha, Nasha Karna Buri Baat Hai..
Aao Mai Tumhe Dikhata Hu Ki Humara Jangal Kitna Sundar Hai..
Hathi Bhi Kokin Phenk Kar Chuhe Ke Pichhe-Pichhe Chal Diya…
Aage Chale To Dekha Ek Sher Whiski Ka Peg Marne Ja Raha Hai..
Chuhe Ne Sher Ko Bhi Gyan Diya..
Chuhe Ki Baat Sunkar Sher Peg Rakh Diya..
Phir 4-5 Chate Jad Diye..
Hathi Ko Gussa Aa Gaya, Kyu Mara USe?
Sher Ne Kaha – Is Sale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pikar
Mujhe 3 Ghante Jangal Me Ghumaya Tha…
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Ek Murgi Market Gayi aur…
Kaha – Ek Anda Dena..
Dukandar-Tum Anday Ka Kya Karogi??
Murgi – Mere Husband Ne Kaha 6 Rs. Ke Liye
Apna Figure Kharab Mat Karo.
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Pehla Gadha: Yaar Main Jis Dhobi Ke Ghar Kaam Karta Hoo, Vo Mujhe Bahut Marta Hai.
Doosra Gadha: Tu Ghar Chor Kar Bhaag Kyo Nahi Jata.
Pehla Gadha: Kya Batau Yaar Dhobi Ki Ek Bahut Koobsurat Ladki Hai, Vo Jab Bhi Shararat Karti Hai To Dhobi Kehta Hai Ki, Teri Shaadi Kisi Gadhe Se Kar Dunga.
Bas Yeh Soch Kar Ruka Hua Hoo.
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