If a Police Officer says, Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence… Your answer should always be, Please don’t hit me again officer…
A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside,
if it’s wide use three fingers,
make sure it’s wet and rub up and down.
Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
i wont take a bullet for no one because if i have time to jump in front of a bullet, you had time to move…!!!
It’s hard to leave behind those people who were once important in your life, but sometimes it’s necessary.
Girls who say, “i’m wanted by many” should keep in mind that ‘Low prices always attracts many customers’….!!!!!!! :P
Sorry we are having some issues right now with our push notifications and ‘last seen’ status. we are working on resolving them.
People become really naughty on whatsapp...even married women have put their status as
"Available"
Just saw a girl's status ''Home alone''
Sala status hai ya invitation h :D :D
When destiny forgets to tie some people in blood relations, it corrects it's mistake by making them true friends!