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Amma: Beta Rajni, apne solar heater se garam pani nahi aa raha hai ?
Rajnikant- yanna raskala,ruko amma suraj theek kar k aata hu.. :-)
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Girl- Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Rajni Babu...;-(
Rajnikanth-0.00000000000007892724576 Rs.per grm....
mind it..;-)
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Ek baar Rajnikanth ki bhagwan aur bhoot se ladaai hui..
Result- Aaj bhagwan upar hai aur bhoot gayab hai.. ;)
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Once Rajnikant's Pencil Broke While Writing CAT Exam.
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Guess What??
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From Next Year,
CAT Became Online!
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Wanted' revised...
Salman- ek bar jo maine commitment kar di uske bad to main,
sirf Rajnikant ki hi sunta hu.
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
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Rajnikant went to Hritik,
to learn dance..
But hritik refusd
To Teach
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So he's in wheel chair in Guzarish..
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One day Rajinikanth' s daughter got kidnapped...!
On the very next day
Rajinikanth kidnapped the kidnapper.
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Once Rajnikanth entered Bigg Boss...
The next day announcement was made...
Rajnikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aaye..
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Rajnikant’s next project
TITANIC in Tamil
climax revised.
Both survive.
Rajni swins
Atlantic ocean.
Heroine in 1hand and
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Titanic in other
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Lagaan by Rajnikant:
Climax : 1 ball 20 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits ball
splits in 4 pieces go for 6’s. India
wins!!!!j
Yenna Rascala….
Mind It !!!!!!!!!
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Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?
It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.
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Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism/
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FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.
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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!
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Rajinikanth was putting his dog's tail into a pipe.
Passer-by: Hey, dog's tail never straightens.
Rajinikanth: Yenna Rascala, it's my dog. I am bending the pipe!
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At the site of an active volcano:
New geologist: I just saw Rajinikanth covered in towel pass by me.
Old geologist: Yeah, he comes here evey weekend.
New geologist: What for? And that too in a towel?
Old geologist: For a sauna bath inside the hot steaming volcano.
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Rajinikanth in Tamil remake of Aamir Khan's Ghulam:
Rajini runs on a railway track. The train is at a distance of one meter.
So what happens?
Obviously the train jumps off the track!
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What happens if Rajinikanth is appointed the coach of the Indian Cricket team?
Don't even try to guess as to what would happen.
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The Indian Cricket team would win the FIFA and Hockey World Cup!
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Person: Rajinikanth ji, total how many jokes have been made on you?
Rajinikanth: Only 2-3 jokes.
Person: 2-3 jokes?
Rajnikanth: Enna Rascala! Rest all are facts!
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Once Rajnikanth went to Switzerland and accidentally droped his wallet in a building.
Since then, the place is popular for its "Swiss Bank"!
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Rajnikanth Ek Murgi Ko Dhamkaate Hue
Rajnikanth: “Oye Murgi, Tujhe 2 Ande Dene Ke Liye Kaha Tha To Tune Ek Kyun Diya? Tujhe Mujh Se Darr Nahi Lagta Kya?”
Murgi Rote Hue: “Sir Ji, Darr Ki Wajah Se Hi To Ek Nikaal Diya, Main To Murga Hun.“
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Jaisa Ki Sab Jante Hai Ki Hrithik Roshan Ka Dance Bada Mast Hai.
Ek Din Ese Hi Baaton Baaton Mein Hrithik Bhai Apne Rajnikanth Ko Dance Competition Ke Liye Challange Kar Bethe.
Aur Is Competition Ka Result Aap Logo Ko Batane Ki Jarurat Nahi Hai.
Kyunki Aap Logo Ne Hrithik Bhai Ko Wheel Chair Par Dekh Hi Liya Hoga Guzarish Mein.
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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Mein Khud D.J. Bana
Adhe Ghante Baad Shadi Ki Party Mein Aasman Se Ek UFO (UddanTashtari) Utri
Usme Se Ek Alien Bahar Aaya Aur Hath Jod Ke Rajnikant Se Bola,
Alien: “Bhai Jaan, Please Awaj Kam Kar Lijiye, Kal Mere Bachche Ka Exam Hai“
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Talwaar Baazi Ka Muqabla Hua.
Chinese Ne Ek Baal Udaya Aur Uske Do Tukde Kar Diye.
Japanese Ne Ek Udti Hui Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di.
Aur Phir Baari Aayi Rajnikant Ki,
Rajnikant Ne Ek Macchar Udaya Aur Talwar Ghumayi Lekin Macchar Udta Hi Reh Gaya.
Japanese: “Ha, Ha, Ha Macchar To Abhi Bhi Udh Raha Hai.”
Rajnikath Haste Hue Bola: “Beta, Udh To Raha Hai Lekin Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Payega.”
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Santa banta, CID Team and Rajnikanth were passing through a desert
suddenly, out of nowhere,
they see a huge sandstorm coming…
santa : oye banta tufaan !
Banta : santa appan toh marenge ab!
ACP Pradyuman : Daya jara Pata lagao
ye humare raste mein rukawat aayi toh aayi kahan se ?
Daya : Sir , na toh yahan darwaja hai
jise todke hum bhag sake na tufaan ko mein thappad mar sakta hoon…
Rajnikanth : Sorry for sneezing…
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