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Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
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When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know, he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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The statement "nobody can cheat death" is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
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There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
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Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it, Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G.. . . Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar . Ans: It's Anil kapoor.! aG ,oG, lo G, suno G
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When I was in school, someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it. "OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..! . By:Rajnikant..!
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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,, . . . . . Takat Pane K Liye Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
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Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
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Once Rajnikanth was playing cricket in the monsoons.. . and the Rain was cancelled due to the Match..!!
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Once Rajnikant Dropped A Coin, While He Was Standing In The Balcony. He Went Down To Pict It Up But It Was Not There. He Reached There Before The Coin.
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When Rajnikant Was In College, He Had Selected 3 Subjects- . . . And Today That Subject Are Called . ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE! Yenna Rascala Mind It..!
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Do U Know Why The Sun Moves Towards North In Uttarayana? . . . . . Usko Dar Lagta Hai K South Main Rajnikant Patang Udata Hoga Kahi Kat Na Jau.
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Recently There Was A Fight Between, Rajnikant And A Tiger, . . Surprise, . . . Surprise, . . . Rajnikanth Ran Away From There, Why?? . . . . To Save The Tiger, Only 1400 Are Left Otherwise U Know Rajnikant
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In Childhood Rajnikanth Lost His Rough Copy . . . . . . . . People Now Call It 'Oxford Dictionary'
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Once Rajnikanth Went For Morning Walk.... Suddenly, After 2 Hours.. . . Police Arrested Him.. Why....?? . . . Bcoz.. . He Reached America Without Visa.. Passport.
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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ne Ek Cooking Champion Me Hisa Liya . Unhe To Jitna Hi Tha . Sochye Rajnikant Ne Finale Me, Kon Si Diss Banai Hogi :- . . . . Sochie . . . Lal Mirchi Ki Mithi Khir....!
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OBAMAS SPEECH IN USA AFTER INDIA TOUR- "Maa Kasam Sach Bol Rha Hu, Rajnikant BOMB Se Agarbatti Jalata Hai." Toba Toba
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Girl:"kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho.. Boy:"haa Girl:"to Phir Mujhe Chand, Tare, Duniya Ki Saari Daulat, Khushiya Do. . . Boy:"tera Ashiq Hu Kamini Rajnikant Ka Beta Nhi.
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Rajnikant's Power Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me.. 1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye.. 1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki Gardan Kaat Di.. Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya.. Talwaar Ghumayi But Machar Udta Hi Raha.. Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai.. Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola : Udd To Raha Hai.., But Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...
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Facebook founder MarkZukerburg is hospitalizedwith serious injury…… Reason- Rajnikant pokedhim on facebook
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Rajnikant ka 1 rupaye balcony se gir gaya Rajnikant niche pahuncha toh userupaya nai mila kyo?? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rajnikant ek rupaye se pehle niche pahunch gaya tha . . . Pata he zyada ho gaya
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Ek Baar Rajnikath Ne Powder Liya Tha Apne Daat Ko Mazbuut Karne Keliye Aaj Woh Powder Ambuja Cement Ke Naam Se Jaana Jaata Hein.
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BigB: How Famous u r...??
Rajni: whole world knows me.
Bigb: Obama knows u..? Gv proof. Toh, Rajni & BigB go for Obama's house.
Rajni: stand here at the gate, i'll take obama on balcony nd show u. Bigb: ok.
Rajni comes wth Obama nd show Bigb 4rm balcony. Aftr sometime, Rajni bahar aya toh dkha, bigb behosh ho gaya, hosh me aya toh Rajni ne reason pu6a..
Bigb: Ek american bhikhari aya tha, nd asked me, 'WHO IS THAT MAN WITH RAJNIKANTH ON BALCONY...?'
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Barish Hui Aur Bhig Gaye Hum, Wah Wah Barish Hui Aur Bhig Gaye Hum, Wah Wah Are Aage Kya Hua? Hona Kya Tha.. "Rajnikant"ne Phunk Mari Aur Sukh Gaye Hum..
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The death of Michael Jackson is revealed..
The day before MJ died..,
MJ saw RAJINIKANTH’s Dance n got Shocked!
Because Rajini had performed SUNWALK
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If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
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Rajinikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet's funeral!
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The only time Rajini needed a body double was crying scene !
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Tornado changes course when it sees Rajini standing in it's way.
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Rajini can eat dosa with chop sticks.
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Rajini's fav desert: Lal michi ki meetha kheer.
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Rajinikanth can get rid of his shadow
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Adam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth
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Why Himalayas are rising? It's simple. Rajinikanth lives in Chennai. Lever effect.
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Einstein said you can't move at the speed of light, obviously he was never kicked by Rajinikanth.
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When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
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Govt of India pays tax to Rajinikanth for living here.
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Rajinikanth doesn't answer nature's call. Nature answers Rajinikanth's call
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God created Earth and Heaven in 6 days,
on 7th day he rested then he created
Rajinikanth !
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Rajinikanth can give missed call to his own number..
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Rajinikanth can kill a living room....
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Rajinikanth threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then grenade exploded
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Rajinikanth knows why this kolaveri kolaveri Di
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The only time Rajini needed a body double was crying scene !
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Ronaldo: "I can spin a football on my finger for 2hrs.. Can u??"
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Rajnikant:
"How the hell do u think the earth spins??"
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Just 4 Fun! No Offense to RK Fans :-)
Latest rajni inventions-
1. Waterproof towel
2. Pedal power wheelchair
3. Book on how 2 read!!
Thats rajni!!
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At night if mosquito bites what to do..?
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Just scratch n sleep again
We r not Rajnikant 2 make the Mosquito say Sorry.
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Next Year U can buy a PenDrive of "1-RB"
But
1-RB Means..?
Guess What ?
1 Rajni Byts (unlimited storage)
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Rajnikant once taught a child how to play lukkaa chuppi....
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Today that child is known as
''Osama Bin Laden''
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