This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth?
Only agarbatti.
The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land.
Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.
There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
Why did the British leave India in 1947?
Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature
Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.
Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.
Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.
I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking inIndia!
Why did British leave India in 1947 only? Because they came to know that Unka baap RAJNIKANTH was Going to born in 1948
Cant beat this one- Rajnikanth's dog's house Has a signboard on it, saying.. . . . . . .
Maalik Se Sawdhan.
Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant In the Interest of Humanity- "Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me, Otherwise I will Delete The forward option!!";)>=)
RAJNI VS. BAPU RAJNI:Mai ek jump maru to Chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par Pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho. BAPU:"AAPDE EVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA"
Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?. . . . . . . . . . Trafic police. Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANTH thodi hoga….
Once a guy tried to flirt rajnikants girl friend and now that guy is known as . . . . . . . . . . . BOBBY DARLING.
The death of Micheal jackson is revealed . . . The day before he died He saw Rajanikanths Dance And he got shocked . . . . . . . Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”.. Now dat grl is known as.. . . . …. . . . . . . . . . . . Smsferver.tk
SMS IN INDIA FARMERS STOPED COMMITING SUISIDE…. . . . . . . . . . .
rajni tried to play FARMWILLL…
When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi, kyO Pata Hai.. . kyO Ki.. . .
Rajnikant Bhai mObile Charge Kar Rahe The . .
Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo? . . . . . . . .Y? . . . To Play chess!!!!!
Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . .
Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”
Ram n raavan were fighting suddenly . . .
Ram:chal bye raavan:kyu dar gaya ram piche dekh rajnikant aa raha hai……..
Once a flat chested girl cme to rajnikant nd asked to help her out of her problem… Rajnikant kissed her chest nd nw that girl is called Pamela Anderson…..
A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”. He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
Rajinikanth was putting Dog's Tail into a Pipe. Man: Oye pagal Dog's Tail will never bcum Straight. Rajinikanth: Yenda Rascalla, I m just Bending the Pipe.
Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz, . . . . . . . Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo
Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate.. So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes…. That building is now known as… …THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."