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BRUCE LEE was a great man.
But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man
why..
Because he became MAMU LEE
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Q:- Can you name the Fitness Freak Hollywood actor who carries all his body building machines with him to wherever he goes....
A:- Gym Carry.
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What do you do when your chair breaks..
Call the chairman.
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Q: Who is Shahrukh Khan
A: Sodium
Because Main Hoon "Na"
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What-s the name of Gandhiji-s son..
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Dineshan
Gandhiji is the father of The-Nation (Dineshan)
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To hear wat is unspokn,
to see wat is unseen,
to feel widout even touchin,
is medically known as
SCHIZOPHRENIA
N people think its LOVE..
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If Jo Jeeta wohi Sikandar. Then what is Sikandar..
Fish..
how.. wahi Sea Ke Anda
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What do u call a person who leaves India..
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver)
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Didn-t understand ..
Think . .
Still didn-t understand ..
Its "Tata Docomo" tune.
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You can become an engineer if you study in an engineering college. You cannot become a president if you studies in Presidency College.
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India me bollywod hai
America me hollywood hai to phir england me kya hai..
Guess
collingwood
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Some ppl have the ability to lie..Do u know what this ability is called..
Saurabh Sharma: Liability!
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If A Negro SENDS A MAIL To You
What Will It Be Called..
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"BLACKMAIL"!!
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Question: Who is Joe..
Ans: Kambakth ishq..
Because "Kambakth ishq hai Joe!
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An old lady met a Sardaar outside an ATM. She asked him to check her balance. So the Sardaar pushed her and she fell.
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An egg fell down from a 20 ft table ... but did not break .. !
Do you know the reason ..
Guess .... ....
ha ..ha .. it was "Lucky"..
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Why should u not drink water while studying..
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Because It will dilute ur Concentration..
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Sardar-s Interview 4
New Job
Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ..
Pappu: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ..
Pappu: 5 Foot
11 Inch 
-By Aisha P
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This PJ can even faint u:
You will get caught 45 times if you commit 90 sins..why..
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coz..
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sin 90 = cot 45!
hehe..!
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Sir:Why is Electric Wire placed so high......
Boy:If it was not placed so high, people would use that wire to dry their clothes..!!!
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Why do cows have bells hung on their neck..
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bcoz there HORNS dont work!
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A REAL PJ!
Y are Fire Brigeds red in colour..
Ans:
Fire bridgeds have ladders,
ladders have steps,
steps are one foot to each other,
a foot is measured by a ruler,
a ruler may be a king or a queen,
but elizabeth was a queen,
elizabeth was also a ship,
ship sails in water,
water has fishes,
fishes have fins,
fins are the people of finland,
the flag of the finland s red in colour!
HAHAHAHA
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wat wud u call, when the dolls line up for movie tickets.....
barbieque
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ONCE A MAN WAS DRIVING HIS CAR THROUGH THE THAR DESERT. HIS CAR-S REGISTRATION NUMBER IS "RJD 007". AS HE WAS DRIVING, A CACTUS GOT STUCK INTO ONE OF HIS TIRES. SO THE TIRE GETS PUNCTURED AND SOME HOW THE LETTER"D" IN THE RJD ALSO FALLS OFF. SO NOW HE HAS TWO PROBLEMS:
1. THE FALLEN LETTER "D"
2. TIRE PUNCTURED
WHAT DOES HE DO..........
HE RUNS 5 OR 6 ROUNDS AROUND THE CAR. SO HE BECOMES "TIRED". HE TAKES THE "D" FROM "TIRED" AND
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A bald man had 2 hair on his head.
They both fell in love with each other, but couldnt marry each other.
Why..
Kyunki Baal Vivaah apraadh hai!
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OM PURI is kidnapped by terrorists
Guess wat vl d rescue mission b called..
"SEV"PURI
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This pj might damage ur ability to think
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what would you say if a cow dances....
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..Guidance.!:-p
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What is the cube of 13..
It-s : SUROOR
that-s because...
TERA * TERA * TERA = SUROOR
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What do u call Gita when she wears mini skirt & top..
Ans: YOgita
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What would u call the knee of a madhu makkhi .. ..
Ans: BI-KI-NI !!..(bee ki knee)
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Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college, You know why..
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking..
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Once Sardarji sent an sms 2 his pregnant wife. A few seconds later he report in mobile. He started dancing. The report says " DELIVERED "..
-By Fon4Fun
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Y did Santa put his Radio in d Refrigator..
Think..
He want to hear some cool Music.
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Physics PJ:
Why does a dumb cat fall while walking....
Coz the cat is dumb so it cant Mew. So Mew(coefficient of friction) is = 0.
SO it falls! HaHa!
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Teacher: what is opposite of churchgate..
EROS Theatre
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What is Ratan Tata-s fav. song..
Jabse tere naina, mere nano se laage re..
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One day RAVAN went to disco..
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock..!
why......
bcoz the entry fee was Rs. 1500 per head.
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world..
Student: ZEBRA
Teacher: How..
Student: Because it is Black & White
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils..
Bcoz they have big fingers.
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Worst PJ:
A girl named Gayatri was of 6 ft height. What would you name her if her height was reduced to 3ft..
Gaya-Plant (GayaTREE)
-By Ravah
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Q:Why is everyone so tired on April 1..
Ans:Because they-ve just finished a long March!
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One engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl. The engineer used to give her an apple every day. Why..
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
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Mother-in-laws runin a marathon.Wat wud u cal it..
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Race Saason ki!
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SAN
Vishal
Rocky
Gurav
Nadem
RAajj
raj
Rohit
SID
Chinu
Ranjan
kushal
Subhas
Ron
vijay
angel
kavita
sapna
rani
prya
Ajju
DSB
Pakhi
rupa
etc-
ie sab mere dost he
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Q) What is the opposite of achaar ......
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Ans) Onion.
How..
Achaar in english = pickle = pee-kal
Opposite of pee-kal = pee-aaj = peeaaj = Onion!!
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Name a man who is afraid of spies..
Spy Dar Man!
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Santa:Can I ask u a question..
Banta:You just did.
Santa: okay,
Well can I ask you another question.
Banta:You just did it again.
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Interviewer asked sardar ji.
Which are the 2 latest versions of java..
Sardar ji :
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Marjava & Mitjava.
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Teacher: What do you call a person with 6 guns.
Chaggan
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Q:- What-s the difference between a fly and a mosquito..
A:- A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito
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