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Why Amitabh Bachan hated SlumDog Millionaire.
it had jai ho and forgot his friend veeru!
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Using cellphones is very dangerous it damages d brain.
but,
you are so lucky,
No brain
No damage!
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Why didn-t the sailors play cards..
- Because the captain was sitting on the deck.
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Q. How did Santha cheat the railways..
Ans. He bought the ticket n did-nt travel!
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Alibaba aur 40 chor the
Ab
Alibaba aur 30 Chor ho gye
Pucho q..
Think
Recession boss!
10 chor ko nikal dia
Cost cutting..
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BOSS to secretory:for 1 week we-ll go aboard
She calls husband :for a week,i and boss r going abroad
Husband calls GF :wife going,lets enjoy
GF calls her student:for one week,you-re free
Little boy calls grandpa:i-m free for 1 week
Grandpa(boss) calls her secretory:tour cancelled
I-m with my grandson this week
Secretory calls her hubby:tour cancelled
Husband calls GF:wife not going
GF calls boy:this week your class as usual
Boy calls grandpa:sorry,i-ve to attend m
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Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.
Guess which song..
guess!
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O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me..
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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to School..
She had bright students!
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How can you lift an elephant with one hand..
Ans:
YOU dont find elephants with one hand 
haha sorry!
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Opposite of Rajeswari
Rajes Dont Worry
Opposite of TAJMAHAL
TAJ DONT MAHAL......
No
Socho
Socho
CHAI KA DHABA
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Why Did Bhajji Slap Sreesanth Last Yr
Aftr D Match He Asked-Oye Paji, LOG CHLOROMINT Q
KHATE HAI-
Bhajji Slapped & Said
-DUBARA MAT PUCHHNA-
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Why were ancient Egyptian children confused..
Because their daddies were mummies!
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Whats the Similarity between a Mango tree & a Chickoo tree......
Both don-t give Oranges..!!!
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Which Bollywood song has words from metallurgy..
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Singh is Kinng
teri ORE meri ORE
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Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bhaut slow hai..
kyuki usse haule haule se hawa lagti hai
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Worst PJ Ever!
How will u differentiate between a Murga and Murgi......
Socho Socho
Ek patthar maro..
agar bhaga to murga aur agar bhaghi to murgi
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When we throw a ball in the air y does it come down....
No technical answers..
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coz no one is there up to catch the ball.. hehe SORRY!
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Really Bad PJ:
Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much..
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A: Well, people drink at a bar.. And bar is the unit of pressure
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Head cracking pj riddle..
Y do u wear ur left shoe last..
Ans-Cos wen u wear 1 shoe d othr 1 is left.
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[G.K. Test]
Q: vich liquid turns 2 solid upon heatng..
Anser: DOSA!!
C.. u ned to imprve ur GK.
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What did baby corn ask mom corn..
Where is PopCorn..
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Why did Mrs.Vohra throw Out her Mother-In-Law..
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Because ..
Baba Ramdev said
Apni saans ko bahar nikalo !!
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PJ for math students!
If pj is poor joke; then wat is p+ij..
Ans: Complex Joke 
Y didnt u laugh on this joke..
Because Joke part is imaginary! haha
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There were 7 frogs in a well.
one died. how many left......
Seven only, after dying , the frog wont come out of the well !!!!
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Signboard on one side of a super highway..
You are not looking at the road...
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Why did you change your last job..
Because the company shifted and didn-t tell me where..
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An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old". "Where did you get this exact rmation.." "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."
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Banta: My Dad Dug
the Suez Canal
Santa: That-s nothing
have you heard of
Dead Sea...
Banta: yes,
Santa: My Dad
Killed it
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Latest pj of d season!
Wat do u call a husband who returns home!
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Don-t even guess!!!
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Pati-ala-house!!!
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I love 2 walk in rain ..coz dan no1 can see me tearz
(Charlie Chaplan)
I love 2 walk in fog coz dan no1 can see i m smoking
(Basheeer Charsi) 
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What do u call a beautiful woman in Uganda..
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Tourist!
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Chand ko guroor h ki uske paas noor h,
To kya?
Mujhe bhi gurur hai
Mere paas s.m.s
padhne wale
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( @..@ )
"(---)"
LANGOOR H.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
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1st time bhojpuri sms-"Tu ruth jaibu t jiyab kaise, phatal karejwa k siyab kaise, tu hi t hau hamar sona k surahi, tu hi phut jaibu t paniya piyab kaise!!!!"
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Isq me aasiko ne ye anjam paya h hath pair tuta itna maar khaya h, hospital pahuchte hi narso ne farmaya h 'baharo phul barsawo kisi ka mehbub aaya h'..!
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So silly was Newton..
1 apple ko girte hue dekha to gravity ki khoj kar li....
25 saal se susu kar raha tha, wo kya upar jaata tha??
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hawo se khe do ham aaye hai,
phir bhi na hate to dhaka mar do,
phir bhi na samjhe to,
pyaar se samjha do.
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i changed my computer password to SILENCE.
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Bcoz my girlfriend doesnt know that word
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I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can't send u all u them'
it will take a lot of time,
so i'm sending u jst 1 joke
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"u r so beautiful"
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Acountng PJ Wat will U Call it if ur cat brings tea 4 u? . Socho . Any idea ? . . . no? . . . Comon Sense hi yar Liability ! (Lai-Billi-tea)
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[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
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Ek ladka dusre ladke se:AUTOMATICLY kise kehte hai.
dusra ladka:tujhe itna bhi nahi malum jab koi ganji ladki auto mein baithe to kehte hai AUTO-MEIN-TAKLI.
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Girls k top 10 jhoot:- 1.i miss you 2.i m single 3. Main pahli dafa kisi ladke k liye itna serious hui hoon 4. Mai to mammi se baat kar rahi thi 5. Tumhari aakhein....wow 6. Yaar woh ladka hi mere pichhe pada hua tha 7. Main doosre ladkiyo jaisi nahi 8.tumhari smile...... 9. Tum meri zindagi ke pahli aur aakhri ladke ho &most imp of all 10. I luv u... Sare ladke ko bhejo taki wo sawdhan rhe or sari ladkiyo ko bhejo taki wo kuch naya soche 
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[Head Crack Pj] Sam: Mai paida Mumbai me hua, Par padhai Chennai se ki hai . Tom: Phir to rooj aane-jane me bahut der lagti hogi na?
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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath bachha Lekr ayi or ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
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About c.i.d
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Wah Wah
Rin lagaya or daag gaya
Abhijeet: Daya lagta hai,
Khooni bhaag gaya.
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Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.
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CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.
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