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*Facebook addiction*
"Aapka beta kya karta hai?" - "Ji B.Tech
kar li. Ab Page admin hai aur memes bnaata hai
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Aur aapki beti?" - "CA clear nahi hua.
Aaj kal to DPs badalti hai "
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Aao Aaj Apko Mobile Pe Whatsapp Pe Film Dikhate Hain
Start
The End!
Yeh Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki super-hit film
"KORA KAGAZ"!
Thank you Mat Bolna!
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Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.
Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!
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Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal...??
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Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal.....?
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A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal...:P=D :D =D
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FB msg
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Dear Girls
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‘Friend Request’ option
Hide karne se
Tum log Shareef nahi ban sakti..
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Agree boys = Hit like…
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Dear Girls ^^
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Agar facebook pe Boys ko add
ni krna hota to ap log fb use krti
kyu ho..??? :/ :p
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Facebook pe ladki se pyar ka mtlb.. :p
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boys ki feelings k saath samuhik balatkaar… :p
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5) Wat is Facebook… ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response…:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was….:))
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Similarity Between
Facebook ‘N Jail :P
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In B0th Cases Y0u Sit
‘N Waste Time N’ Write 0n Walls
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Fighting Styles :
1980′s:
Meet Me At The Ground And I’ll Show U !!
1990′s:
Dare To Come At My Place..
Then U’ll Know Who I Am !!
2000′s:
Phone Pe Sher Mat Ban
Saamne Aa To Dekhta Hoon !!
2012′s:
Tu Facebook Pe Mil Saale…!
Teri Wall Pe Aise Comment Maarunga
K Account Hi Delete Kar Dega.
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A Man Joind Facebook
His Son Wrote On
His Wall
“W T F Dad”
Man Rplied:
Wht8 D Hell,
U’ve No Respect 4 Me ?
Kid Rplied:
Dad Chill It Means
“Welcome To Facebook”
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Tere Status Ki Wo Namkeen
Baaten, Tere Sms Se Wo
Mulaakaten, Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebooke
Wo Tera Like Karke Cmnt Na Krna,
Wo Tera Sms Ka Rply Na Krna,
Nahi Bhulunga Me,
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
Jab Tak Hai Facebook
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Facebook
Is Now Like Home,
If You Don’t Come Back In
24 Hrs
It Means
…You Are Either Lost, Dead,
Sick 0r Had An Accident ..
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Girl: Why My Name Is Always
On Your Facebook Status In
Every 2 Minutes?
Boy: Facebook Keeps Asking
Me What’s On My Mind ?
And Honestly, It’s Always You.
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Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe Dil
Mein Lock Kar Diya..!
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Aaj Ussi Ne Facebook
Pe Block Kar Diya..!!!
Ha.Ha.Ha
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Kismat Azma Chuka Hon..
Naseeb Azma Raha Hon ;(
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Ek Ladki Patane Ke Khatir
Facebook Ka Page Chala Raha Hon ;
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Facebook Paper
Q1 . Define Add As Friend ?
Q2 . What Does Status Means ?
Q3 . What Do U Mean By Poke ?
Q4 . Give Two Reasons For Liking The Girls Comments ?
Q5 . What Is Pic Tag ?
Q6 . What Is Inbox Msg ?
Q7 . Give Details Of Info ?
Q8 . Draw A Profile Pic ?
Q9 . What Is Page ? And Why We Prmote It . Givereasons ?
Q10 . Define Comments On Post ?
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New Facebook Smiley Codes for Chat
Code For Facebook Smileys
[[f9.laugh]]
[[f9.sad]]
[[f9.angry]]
[[f9.sleepy]]
[[f9.shock]]
[[f9.kiss]]
[[f9.inlove]]
[[f9.pizza]]
[[f9.coffee]]
[[f9.rain]][[f9.bomb]]
[[f9.sun]]
[[f9.heart]]
[[f9.heartbreak ]]
[[f9.doctor]]
[[f9.ghost]]
[[f9.brb]]
[[f9.wine]]
[[f9.gift]]
[[f9.adore]]
[[f9.angel]]
[[f9.baloons]]
[[f9.bowl]]
[[f9.cake]]
[[f9.callme]]
[[f9.clap]]
[[f9.confused]]
[[f9.curllip]]
[[f9.devilface] ]
[[f9.lying]]
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ……. Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? … Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ……… Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ………. Boy :- Kismat hamari ……… Girl :- Married hoon main …… Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
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Gunda facebook pe account banaya.
Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha
Ki “Wall” pe kya likhe.
Bohut soch k uss ne likha
“Yahan peshab karna mana hai”
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FACEBOOK
Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai…..
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InterNet,
InterNet
AND
INTERNET..!!
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What is *FACEBOOK*?
F=FAKE ID
A=AWARENESS
C=CHEAT
E=EARNESTY
B=(BEST
O=ONE KIND
O=OF
K=KICK)
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Facebook:–>
Happy birthday friendzzz…….
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Han chaunko mat
first april ko time nahi hai….
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HEIGHT of facebook:
Boy uploaded status in college…. Im online during d lecture” .
Teacher comntd ” Get out
Principal liked comment
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Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy- Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.
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I Failed My Driver’s Test
The Guy Asked Me, What Do You Do At A Red Light?
I Said, I Usually Respond To Texts, Check My Emails And Facebook
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Attitude Of Young Generation
They Love “Facebook”
But They Hate To “Face” The “Book”!
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Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
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Boy sends friend request to Girl on Facebook :- Girl :- Kaunn ho tum ? Boy :- Hasrat tumhari ……. Girl :- Chahte kya ho ? … Boy : Mohhabat tumhari ……… Girl:- Pachtaoge tum ………. Boy :- Kismat hamari ……… Girl :- Married hoon main …… Boy: To Status single se hata Manhoos Naari
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Gunda facebook pe account banaya.
Usko yeh samajh nahi araha tha
Ki “Wall” pe kya likhe.
Bohut soch k uss ne likha
“Yahan peshab karna mana hai”
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FACEBOOK
Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai…..
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InterNet,
InterNet
AND
INTERNET..!!
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Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy- Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake.
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Son 2 His Mom: Mom You Know Na, I Love You A Lot. But Sorry Mom, I Can’t Accept Your Friend Request On Facebook! :-P
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MODERN DHAMKI”
Tcher: Beta Tumhre Test Ka
Result Aa Gaya Hai,
Kal Apne Parents Ko School
Leker Aa Rahe Ho ya FB Pe
Tag Kr K Sb Ko Dikha Du?
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Boy To Moon :
Why My Girlfriend Loves A Rose
Which Dies In A Day & Doesn’t Luv Me
When I Die For Her Everyday?
Moon 2 Boy:
Nice One Dude,
Post It On FACEBOOK
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Faqeer:
Baji Bhuka Hun Allah K Naam Par Khana De Do
Baji:
Khana Abi Ni Pka
Faqeer:
Baji Facebook Pe Baba Niaz K Naam Se Hun,
Pakk Jaye To Wall Pe Update Kr Dena.
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Boy:
Will You Marry Me?
Girl:
Yes!
(Boy Starts Running…)
Girl:
Hey Where Are You Going?
Boy:
I’m Going To Update
My Relationship Status On Facebook
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Attitude Of Young Generation
They Luve “Facebook”
But
They Hate To “Face” The “Book”-:)
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Facebook Should Have Options
WHO CARES Along With LIKE.
It Should Also
Add SLAP, PUNCH, KICK Along With POKE.
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Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai…..
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Ek bar Ek husband ko uski wife ne pucha k " mai agar 4-5 din na dikhu to aapko accha lagega ? "
Husband ekdum se man hi man me khush hone laga. Aur us se raha nahi gaya aur aur bol diya " han accha lagega "
Fir to wife,
Monday na dikhi,
Tuesday na dikhi,
Wednesday na dikhi,
Thursday ko bhi na dikhi,
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finally
Friday ko jab aankho ki SUJAN kam hui fir thodi thodi dikhi
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Raju : Maa apne mujhse jhut kyo bola ???
Maa : Kab ???
Raju : Aap ne kaha tha tumhari choti behen pari hai
Maa : Haan wo hai.
Raju : To jab maine use balcony se phenka to wo udi kyo nahi..
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Fact of Life:
5 Apple : Rs. 60
Apple 5 : Rs. 60,000
POSITION matters..!!!
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Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge?
Student - Shaadi.
Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge.
Student - Dulha Banunga.
Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge
Student - Dulhan.
Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga.
Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain?
Student - Pota.
Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student - "Hum do hamare do
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TV Anchor Charwahe se:
Aap Bakre ko kya khilate hain?
Charwaha: Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Ghass
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi Ghass
Anchor: Inhain bandhte kidher ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Safaid ko
Charwaha: Bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur Kale ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi bahar ke kamre mein
Anchor: Aur nehlate kaise ho?
Charwaha: Kise Kale ko ya Safaid ko?
Anchor: Kale ko
Charwaha: Pani se
Anchor: Aur Safaid ko?
Charwaha: Use bhi pani se
Anchor Ghusse se:
Manhoos admi jab dono ke saath ek jaisa karta hai to mujhse bar bar puchta kyu hai Kala ya Safaid...
Charwaha: Kyu ke Safaid bakra mera hai
Anchor: Aur kala?
Charwaha: Woh bhi mera hai.
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Aaj subah bhagwan ne
"dabang" dekhi or
mood me aa k kaha
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"aaj aisa Mousam Banayenge ki confuj ho jaoge ki sweater pehne ya raincoat...!!
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Wife: Sunoji Ladka bahut paise udaane laga hai. Jahan bhi chupati hoon, dhoondh leta hai
Husband: haramkhor ki book me rakh de, exam tak nahi dhundh payega..
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Bahen ki vidai per chota bhai bola:
Papa! Didi ro rahi Hain but
'JiJu to nahi ro rahay?
Papa:
Beta! Didi Gate tak royegi,
Jiju Qabar tak royga...
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Ladki ko ladka dekhne aya
Thodi der chup bethne k bad bola: English handle kar leti ho?
Ladki (sharmate hue): namkeen sath ho to desi bhi handle kar leti hu.
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Mele me Announcement hui
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JIN KA HAI,
Aa kar le jaye
Santa bheed se
chillata hua aya
Mujhe bhi Dikhaaaaaooo
JIN KA BACCHA
kaisa hota hai.
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