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Shaadi ek aisa din hai jab,
LADKA Stege par Apni BB ke saath baitha hota hai.
Dusri khubsurat LADKIYON ko dekhta hai or sochta hai ye sab aaj se pehle kaha thi yaar.
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Dentist Golu se- Aap kaa daant nikalna padeg.
Golu- Paise lagenge ?
Dentist- Rs.200
Golu- Ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa dheela kar do nikal mai khud lunga.
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Pappu Ko Invitation mila ke party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kar aane hai.
Pappu party me pahucha to dekha,
Ke logo ne pant or shirt b pehne hai.
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Wo Aaj Bhi Thand Me Thithur Rahe Hai
Dosto...
Maine Ek Baar Unse Bas Itna Hi Kaha Tha Ki..
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Swetar Ke Bina Katrina Lagti Ho..
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Raamdayal Ko raat me sigret peene ka bahot mann huaa
sab taraf matchis par kahi nahi mila aakhir me Nirash ho ke mombatti ko bujhakar so gaya.
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Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai
Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur
Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
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True Story
In Bed,its 6:00 Am,if U Close Ur
Eyes For 5 Mins,
Its Direct 7:45,
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But
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In Lecture Its 12:00,u Close Ur
Eyes For 5
Mins, Itz Stil 12:01 :'(
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Boys ki zindgi ke 2 usool hote hain
Pehla. Wo kisi anjan ladki ko lift nahi dete
Dusra. Wo kisi ladki ko anjan nahi samjhte
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Principal Pappu Se:
India Ka Jhanda Sb Se Pehle Kahan Lgaya Gya
Pappu (Kaafi Sochne K Baad):
DANDE Par..
MORAL- PAPPU ITNA Be BEVKUF Nhi H
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LOVE v/s DAARU
LOVE - mood off.
DAARU - mood Fresh.
LUV - Nind Nhi.
DARU - Mst Nind.
LUV - 1 Date 2000/-
DARU - 1 Botel 200/-
LUV - Sbki Suno.
DARU - P K sab ko Sunao...
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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta
TOH
aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki
1 student sare subject padhe?
"JAGO Students JAGO"
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Nurse mubarak Ho Ap ke ghar Beta peda hua hai,
Santa:- wha kya Technology hai Bv meri hospital me hai aur Bacha mera Ghar me pada
hua Hai.
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Ram aur Raavan bada serious yudh kar
rahe the..
Tabhi Raavan ne Ram ke peechay kisi
ko khada dekha..
Raavan:" Chal yaar bye..
Ram:" Kya hua ??
Raavan:" Nahi yaar bas bye, le
sita ko leja..
Ram:" Arre hua k ya, rukk to sahi..
Ravan:" Nahi yaar achha I am sorry, ok?
Ram:" Dost nahi hai.. Bata to sahi
hua kya ??
Ravan:" Kuch nahi bhai baat hi
khatam..
No
tension No fikar, maze-maze.
Ram:" Nahi pehle bata please tujhe meri
kasam! Kya hua ??
Ravaan:" Bas rehne de yaar, itni
si baat pe tune Rajnikant ko bula liya.... :
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Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe
1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya
Waiter: Do u hv any gf?
Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur
Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.
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"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi
Jaane Wali Thi Faraz'' !!
Achanak Yaad Aya.
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Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh
Apna Number Diya Tha...!!
Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.
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1 Chor Chori Kar K Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha
K Bachey Ki Ankh Khul Gayi..
Bacha Bola:
Mera School Bag B Le Ja Kaminey
Warna Shor Macha Dunga.
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Teacher- Chand par pehla kadam kisne rakha?
Sardar- NEIL AMSTRONG.
Teacher- Aur doosra?
Sardar- Teri maa ki
doosra bhi usi ne rakha hoga.
Langda thodi tha woh.
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Holi Ke Bahane Ladki Patane Ke 5 Rangeen Tarike -
Holi hai rango ka tyohar, holi ke is khas mauke ko yun hi na gavaiye. Kisi se apni mohobbat ka izhaar karne ka isse achha mauka bhala aur kya ho sakta hai…To apnaiye ye 5 rangeele upaay, aur rangon ke is tyohar ko hamesha ke liye yaadgar bana lijiye…
1. Use sirf hara rang hi lagao, hara rang sachhe pyar ki nishani hai.
2. Use jab rang lagao to uske saare chehre ko aise ghiso jaise usne kai saalon se nahi nahaya ho, use mehsoos hona chahiye ki tum kya batana chaah rahe ho.
3. Pehle use Chips, Gujhia, Bhang ke Pakore Dahi Bhalle ityaadi khilao, baad mein aisa rango jaisa aaj tak kisi ne na ranga ho. Khali pet rangoge to ishq ka asar kam hoga.
4. Use apni god mein uthakar paani ke toube mein phenk do. Aur jab phenko to use bhi lagna chahiye ki tumhare baajuon mein kitna dum hai.
5. Gaay ke gobar se holi khelo, hum vachan dete hain, uske baad wo tumhare saath jo karegi, tum use zindagi bhar nahi bhool sakoge. :P :D
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Kya Aap Pareshan Hai ?
Dukhi Rehte Hai ?
Neend Nhi Aati ?
Kisi Kaam Me DIL Nhi Lagta ?
To.
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To.
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Samjo Lo Ki
Vitamin
"She"Ki Kami Hai...:)
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Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!
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"Aaj Ka Vichaar"
Ladke Agar Ameer Ban Jaye To Wo Bigad Jate Hai,
Aur
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Agar Ladkiya Bigad Jaye To Wo Ameer Ban Jati Hai.
Kyo Sahi Hai Na.....?
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Father Santa: Tipu sultan kon tha?
Son Pappu: Pata nhi!
Father Santa : Padai pe dhyan do.
Son Pappu: Yadav uncle kon hai?
Father Santa: Pata nhi.
Son Pappu: Biwi pe dhyan do..
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Ek bar 300 sardar
ship me travel kar rahe the
Lekin sare ke sare mar gaye.
kaise?
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Nothing serious.
Ship bichme khrab hua
to dhakka dene niche utr gaye
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Height of Insult :D
Girls ka group waterfall dekhne k liye gaya...
Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai,
Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai..,
Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujregeto b hum
is waterfall ki awaz bade aram se sun sakte h..
Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe
Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake :p :O :D
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Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki
advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar diya.......
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Next week they got Divorced... :p :O
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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
jab dil kare so jati hu,
aur jab dil kare uth jati hu..
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)
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2 men in a wedding function:
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1st:" Lo..!! kuch din phle hi godi me
kheli thi or aaj iski shadi hai
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2nd:" Aap dulhan k baap ho.. ??
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1st:" Nahi, dulhan ka BOSS... :p :O :D
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~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman =
Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman =
Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman =
Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman =
Pregnancy
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Tum Par bhi bitegi toh Tum Bhi Jaan Jaoge Dosto,
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Koi daawat Par Bula Kar
'KHICHDI' Khilaye toh kaisa Lagta hai.
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Classic Answer :
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Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
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Pappu : Obviously Moon..
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Teacher: How
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Pappu : Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na!!!"=))
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Dr.Pappu Mariz k picvade me Ungli dal k baitha tha
Golu ne pucha - ye kya kar rhe ho
Dr Pappu - Mariz ko Ulti kara rha hu
Golu -Kaise
Dr - Yahi Ungli Uske Muh me daluga...
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Golu - ye scooty kab li
Pappu - kal raat ek ladki muje scooty pe bahut dur le gai or usne apne sab kapde utar kar boli jo chahye lelo main scooty le aaya.
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3 Possible Reasons When a Man Opens the Car Door For Wife
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1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
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3) (Most Imp) She Is Not His Wife.
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Manager: What is ur Qualification?
Pappu :I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by
Ph.D.?
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Pappu : Passed High school with Difficulty.
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Kbse Call Kr Rha Hu.
Lag Hi Nhi Raha Isliye Msg Kiya
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Jaldi Se Star News Ya
Aaj Tak Lagao.
Alia Bhatt Mar Gayi
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Mujh Par :-P
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Pyaar ke geet gayenge hum, apni ek nayi duniya basayenge hum, jo in hawaon se diya bujh gaya, unhe bech kar Philips ke bulb layenge hum.
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What is WILLPOWER?
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It is when you see 10
Notification, 20 Msgs
and
30 Friend requests..
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and still you click
"Logout" and"Study".
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Chudail ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jode se kaha Mai tum dono ki
1-1 wish puri kr skti hun.
Wife = Main apne pati k sath sari duniya ki sair krna chahti hun..
chudail ne charkhi ghumai 2 tickts aa gayi .
Fir pati se poocha tum btao kya chahte ho ??
Pati = Mujhe apne se 30 saal choti wife chaiye.. !
Chudail ne charkhi ghumai or pati ko 90 saal ka kr dia
Moral- Aadmi ko yad rakhna chahiye k chudail b aurat hi hoti hai.
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Up coming movies.. :D
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1. Jab we chat
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2. Namastey Facebook
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3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
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4. 7 gaali maaf
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5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
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6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
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7. maine poke kyo kiya
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8. mere brother ki profile
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9. Girlfrnd Inbox Me...:
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Paper ki roti, notes ka
achar
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tublite k kirne question
ki bahar.
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teachers ki dushmani,
dosto ka pyar?
Mubarak ho apko ,
eXams ka tyohar ...
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Global Warming
warning:" Our next
generations will not be
able to see polar bears
and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur
nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki
kya ??
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Global Warming
warning:" Our next
generations will not be
able to see polar bears
and tigers..
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To hum kya karein.. ??
Humne bhi to dinosaur
nahi dekhe..
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kabhi shikayat ki
kya ??
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SOLID BEIZZATI:D
Boy: Dekho Main
Tumhari zulfonk
liye kya laya
h0on,
Girl khush ho k:
awwww Janu i love
you.
Boy:
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USTRA . .
Ganji krunga bandriya,
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Mere bhi jue kar diye
tune..:-/
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Ae mere dosto, agar
hai
bajuo me
dum , To Taj Mahal
hila
kar dekho...:p
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Aur agar nahi hai to
aao
mere sath baitho aur,
do bottle peeke Khud
Tajmahal ko
hilta hua
dekho....
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Khatarnak moment..
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Girl after kissing her boyfriend :
Thank you baby...
you know aaj se pehle maine aisi
kiss nahi ki... and
pata hai tumhara chewing gum
mere muh me aa gaya...
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Boy : That was not chewing gum
my love,
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i am suffering from cough.
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Mai apna "DUKH" kise
sunau ??
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Yaaro
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1 hi ladki ka number
tha
mere pass Wo b nirmal
baba ki bato me aakar
Delete kr dia.... :p :O :D
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Gf:"Aap cigarette mat piya karo, bohot
badbu
aati hai...
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BF ne cigarette pina chhod diya..
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Gf:"aap paan, gutkha mat khaya karo...
daant kharab ho jayenge..
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Bf ne paan aur gutkha khana
bhi chhod diya...
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GF:"aap bike dhire chalaya karo, kahi
accident
na ho jaye...
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Bf ne bike dheere chalani shuru kar di...
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GF:"aap apne baal thik se rakha karo,
acche
nahi lagte aise...
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BF ne apne baal thik kar liye...
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Kuch mahine Baad...
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Gf:"Ab aap pehle jaise nahi rahe...:p
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Boy: Suno jara....
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi
karte....:-C
(khaane k baad)
Ladki: Ab bolo.....????
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha,
le
aur ban Heroine......!!!!.....;) :P
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Pappu: Pichhle Hafte
Meri Aur
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Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai
Ho Gayi Thi
Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye
Golu: Phir?
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Pappu: Usne Mujhe
ChidhaneKe Liye
Apne Naye Boyfriend
Ke Sath Photo
Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej
Di”
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Golu: Ohh, Ye To Bahot
Bura Kiya
Usne
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Pappu: To Main Bhi
Konsa Kam Hu,
Utha Ke Photo Uske
Baap Ko Bhej Di.
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Pagal chinese se tum american ho?
chinese:nai mai chainese hu.
pagal:nhi tum american ho.
chinese gusse me:ha mai american hu.
pagal:lagte to chinese ho
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