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Situation: If batsman hits the ball, and Gambhir catches the ball
Batsman ne balla ghumaya,
ball nikli jaise teer
Duniya mein aisa koi catch nahin
Jo pakad na sake Gambhir
Situation: If batsman hits the ball, and Gambhir drops the catch
Batsman ne balla ghumaya,
ball nikli jaise teer
Jab ball hi ban gayi teer
To kya kar lega Gambhir
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Batao Sabse Purana Janwar Kaunsa hai?
Gutthi: Zebra, coz wo Black & White hota hai na!
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Raat ko jaagta hai ullu
Raat ko jaagta hai ullu…
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Neeche kya dhund rahe ho?
Babaji ka thullu??
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Aap FB pe kisi ladki ki post pe comment karte hain..
“ADD ME, I want to be your friend baby”
aur sochte hain ki ladki aapko add karegi..
But aapko kya milta hai?
Babaji ka thullu!
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Bachcha Engineering college join karta hai
Sochta hai ki wo maze karega… ladkiya patayega..
Usse kya milta hai?
Babaji Ka Thullu!
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Aap 5 inch screen ka mobile lete hain
Sochte hain ladki pat jayegi
Smartphone dikhakar bhi aapko kya milta hai
Babaji ka thullu!
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Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…
Hum uske liye jee rahe the,
Hum uske liye mar rahe the,
Ban gaye the uske pyaar mein Ullu…
Na chah kar bhi hamein kya mila?
Babaji ka thullu!
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Boy: Hey
Girl: Hi, today i wanna tell you those 3 magical words!
Boy: Really, tell me fast
Girl: Babaji ka thullu… :-D
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Bande ko uski Girlfriend mein Rab dikhta hai
Gharwale ko uski biwi mein dikhata hai Babaji ka thullu
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In Hindi: Main kho gaya hoon tere pyaar mein, ab tum bhi kho jaao
In English: I’m lost in your love, now you get lost!
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Ladko, Life mein jo bhi badalna chahte ho, abhi badal lo
Kyunki shaadi ke baad to TV Channel bhi nahin badal paoge!
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Gutthi to Sidhu
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Paaji.. Gutthi aa gayi aapki,
nahi yeh apne baap ki,
Lekin yeh hai aapki.. Paaji..
Kaindi po
Kaindi pee
Kaindi poo
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Kapil
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Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Kuch bhi karle eh haseena
Nahi lagega tera chance,
One, two, three , four
Lungi dance, lungi dance
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Gutthi
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Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..
Teri chahat mein na bujhne diya, pyar ka diya..
Piya, piya o piya piya
Piya , piya oh piya
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Kapil
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Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Rishton ke bazaar mein mohabbat ki daulat na baantna,
Basanti in kutton ke samne mat nachana..!! :-P
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Gutthi
Arz thoka hai..
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Tum kya keemat lagaoge is bazaar mein meri wafa ki,
Jidhar dekho bazaar mein 50% off chal raha hai!!
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Incredible People: TV ka Remote zor zor se dabayaenge, Use thokenge, Par usme nayi batteries nahin lagayenge!
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Palak’s poem for Ali Zafar who came for promotion of ‘Total Siyapa’ Movie with Yami Gautam.
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
mera rang pad jata hai kala…
(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)
Palak:
Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!
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Kapil: Pata nahin log propose kaise kar lete hain..
Mujhe to paani puri khane ke baad sukhi wali puri maangne mein bhi sharam aati hai
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Palak’s Shayari for Madhuri Dixit
Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge
Mera dhuadaar dance dekh ke
ek din aap mujhe daad doge
tamma tamma loge, tamma tamma loge tamma…
Palak’s Shayari for Huma Qureshi
Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia
Thande paani se nahane se
Bachcho ko ho jaata hai pneumonia
oo woomaniya, aaaa woomaniya, e-e woomaniya!
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A guy from the audience says:
Ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun.
Maine aapki Saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain.
Aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!!
Yeh baat sunkar siddhu says:
Guru,
Har Peela fruit aam nhi hota,
Glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota,
Har sita ka pati ram nhi hota,
Thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha,
Kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
thoko Share…!!!
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Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?
Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind
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Main Toh Manta Hoon, Kal Ka Kaam Aaj Mat Karo,
Use Kal Tak he Rakkho! Kya Pata Us Kaam Ko
Karne Ki Zarurat He Na Pade!
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Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?
Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind
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Ek Ladke Ne Brand New Jaguar Car Le Li
Aur Apni Girlfriend Ko Dikhane Ke Liye
Uske Paas Gaya,
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Ladki : Wow...!!
New Car.! Aur Wo Bhi PUMA Ki...!!
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Abhi Tak Ladka Icu Me Admit Hai Aur
Becchara Sadme Se Bahar Nahi Aa Raha Hai.
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What Kapil says:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi sawal puchna chahta ho..
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What Kapil means:
Aur koi bhai bandhu
jo koi apni beizzati karvana chahta ho... :D :P
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Raat ko jaagta hai ullu.....
wah wah!!
Raatko jaagta hai ullu......
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Neeche kya dhoond rahe ho???
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Babaji ka thullu!
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai..
Tax Pay Karta Hai..
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai? BABA JI KA THULLU
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Pappu - Hey Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words..
Pappu - Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them! . . . . . . . . . .
Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu
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Pappu - Hey Girl- Today I wanna tell you those 3 magical words..
Pappu - Oh, Wow, tell me fast..
I have been waiting for them! . . . . . . . . . .
Girl- Babaji Ka Thullu
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Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THUULU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THALLU
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Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhse breakup kar ke ban gayi tu ullu,
Mujhe dusri mil gayi tujhe kya mila
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Baba ji ka thullu...
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Today in a surprise move by the Congress, they have announced to change their party symbol from Right Hand to Baba ji ka Thallu.
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Exams Ke Time Raat
Bhar Padhte Hai Saare
Students Bankar ULLU..
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Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta
Hai Sirf
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BABA JI KA THULLU
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If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu
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Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...
Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :
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Salman: Main Revital kareeb 15 saal se kha raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA,
AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
BABAJI KA THULLU :-P :-D
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Gutthi introducing Monday-
"Gutthi-Monday,
Monday-Ganday,
Sunday-Funday,
Funday-Meenu,
Meenu-Office,
Office-Monday...
Kapil interrupts-
Monday ne humein aajtak kya diya?
Baba Ji ka thullu
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Big boss chahte hain ki Pratyusha Confession room me ayein !
Pratyusha : Jee Bigg Boss?
Bigg Boss : aapke liye kuch hai humare pas .
Pratyusha : Wo kya hai Bigg Boss? . . .
Bigg Boss :"BABAJI KA THULLU!!" ab aap ja sakti hai.
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Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook....
Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days ...
BF - Tell me I will give you the answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??
Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ??
Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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COLLEGE DAYS…
T.V.+fb :- 3 Ghanta
Sona :- 8 Ghanta
Khelna :- 2 Ghanta
Gf/Bf :- 3 Ghanta
Dost+fb :- 6 Ghanta
PC+fb :- 2 Ghanta
Aur PADAAI…
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Baba Ji Ka GHANTA..
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Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THUULU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THALLU
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Kapil& His Girl Friend..
Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..
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This is killer
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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne BUA
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poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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BUA sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
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jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
BUA ROCKS !
TEACHER SHOCKS !
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If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu
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BITTOO JOKE
Teacher: Can you see God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain
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Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...
Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :-D :-D
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KAPIL: Doctor ke paas gaya aurbola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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KAPIL " Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
KAPIL aur Doctor Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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KAPIL :" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya...
Hahahaha
Kapil Rocked- Doctor Shocked
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Kapil
O Kapil…
1, 2, 3…..
Kapil
Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil
Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii
Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil
O Deewanaa
O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil
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Kapil ne
JOB k 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good..
Aaj kya kiya
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Kapil: Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
Wo sahi kar di..
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