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This is killer
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Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne BUA
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poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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BUA sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . .
Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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What will happen if SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHT WITH KAPIL.. ..
Then wht will the audience say:
" JI MAIN AAPKA BAHUT BADA FAN HUN.. SAARI MOVIES DEKHI HAI AAPKI"
Kapil: Haan Maine Bhi.
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What Kapil Sharma says and what he actually means..
What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
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Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook....
Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days ...
BF - Tell me I will give you the answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??
Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ??
Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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What is fear?
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Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!
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Kapil Sharma And A Girl Standing On The Bus Stop....
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya...Nice Lipstick.
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Oo Ji Main Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil: Oo Ji Main Kya..Nice Ear-Rings
Girl: Thanks.
Kapil : Aur Toh Aur Nice Necklace..
Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.
Kapil : Kamaal Hai..
Itni Saari Achi Cheeze Phir Bhi Tu Bhootni Lag Rahi Hai..
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Do You Know Who Is Replacing Gutthi ?
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After Gutthi, its 'Dulari' on 'Comedy Nights with Kapil'
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Kapil ne
JOB k 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good..
Aaj kya kiya
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Kapil: Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
Wo sahi kar di..
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KAPIL: Doctor ke paas gaya aurbola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ??
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Doctor:" 300 rupees..
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KAPIL " Chale Dr Sahab.. ??
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Dr ne bike nikali
KAPIL aur Doctor Ghar pahuch gaye
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Dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ??
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KAPIL :" Mareez koi nahi hai pagal,
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taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 me le aaya...
Hahahaha
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Weekend ka wow....
Sath mae Salluuuu...
Kapil ka aww.....
Sath mae babji ka thulluu... :-D :-D
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Teacher: Can you see God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Bittoo: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
BITTOO : Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
BITTOO : Oho ok, So you have no brain
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If gutthi introduces engg. in comedy
nights...
Gutthi-palak,
palak -engg.,
engg.-exams,
Exams - difficult ,
difficult - fail,
fail - another attempt,
another attempt -nov,
nov -may ,
may - nov ,
nov - may!
Aur phir baba ji ka thullu
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Kapil : Kya Khaya Aaj Dinner Mein?
GF : Tumhe Bas Yehi Baatein Karni Aati Hai..
Kapil : Ok..
To Yeh Batao..
How Should RBI Fight These Inflationary Trends With Minimum Intervention In The Money Markets? . . .
GF : Hmmmm.. Daal Chawal And Aalu Ki Sabji..
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Kapil Sharma :Ranbir Aap Movies Banate Ho . .
2-3Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho . .
Film Hit Ho jati Hai . .
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai . .
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THUULU.
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya. . .
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP's hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila???
BABA JI KA THALLU
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Kapil ne
JOB k 1st din Computer pe 11 ghante guzare
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Boss khusi se: Good..
Aaj kya kiya
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Kapil: Keyboard ki ABCD aage piche lagi thi
Wo sahi kar di..
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Do You Know Who Is Replacing Gutthi ?
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After Gutthi, its 'Dulari' on 'Comedy Nights with Kapil'
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What is fear?
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Asking a question in comedy nights with kapil show.!!!
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Girl - Nothing
Boy - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu!
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Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last monday, what did you get ??
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BF - Tell me I will give you the answer! !
Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??
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Girl and boy was Chatting on Facebook....
Girl - M very confused about 1 thing from last couple of days
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What Kapil Sharma Says . .
Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo, Koi Sawaal Puchna Chahta Ho" ? . . . .
What He Actually Means..........
"Aur Koi Bhai Bandhu Jo Apni Bezzati Karwaana Chahta Ho"... ?
1
What will happen if SUNNY LEONE comes in COMEDY NIGHT WITH KAPIL.. ..
Then wht will the audience say:
" JI MAIN AAPKA BAHUT BADA FAN HUN.. SAARI MOVIES DEKHI HAI AAPKI"
Kapil: Haan Maine Bhi.
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Kapil opened a new tailor shop Girl to Kapil : " kurti ki baazu 'net' wali banana." . . . . . . Kapil to girl : "3G ya 2G?"
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Funny Kapil Shayari
Koi Aankhon se baat kar leta hai
Koi Aankho hi aankhon mein mulaqat kar leta hai
Bada Mushqil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi English mein baat kar leta hai!
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Baarish mein couples:
Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…
Aur Singles:
Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai
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How to make a right decision?
1) Pehle dil ki suno
2) Phir dimag ki..
3) Phir wahi karo jo Aapki biwi kahe!
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Kapil: Agar Bhagwan tumhari ek ichchha poori kare, to woh kya hogi?
Sumona: Ki aap aur main 7 janam saath rahein.. :-) aur aap kya mangoge?
Kapil: Yeh mera satwa janam ho!!
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Ladki Ko Dil Se Pyar Kro.
Din Rat Uske Bina Marne Jaisi Halat Me Raho.
Badle Me Aapko Kya Milega????
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Puri Zindagi Padhai Karte Hain.
Bt Hum Se Zyada To Anpad Minister Hi Kamate Hain.
To Hum Sab Ko Kya Mila.
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Ca Mein Agar Aap Paper Revaluation Ke Liye Dete Hai.
To Aapko Kya Milega?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Bbm Chalane Ke Liye Blackberry Khareedne Walo
Tumhe Kya Mila?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Aap Fb Pe Kisi Ladki Ke Comment Ke Neeche Likhte Hai,
"Add Me I'm Blocked" Aur Sochte Hai
Ki Ladki Aap Add Karegi.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Baccha Engineering College Join Karta Hai.
Sochta Hai Ki Voh Mazze Karega.
Ladkiya Patayega.
Usse Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Aap 5 Inch Ka Phone Lete Hai.
sochte Hai Ladki Pat Jayegi Phone Dekhkar.
Aapko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Aam Aadmi Mehnat Se Paise Kamata Hai.
Tax Pay Karta Hai.
Vote Karta Hai Usko Kya Milta Hai?
BABAJI KA THULLU....!!!!
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Cant stop laughing
Taxiwala:-
"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?"
Kapil Sharma:- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!"
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Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver
Kapil :kitna paisa hua?
Auto wala : 30 Rs..
Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs
Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai
Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?
Jaldi forward karo market mein naya hai...
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Deepika went to Yuvraj Singh He dropped from the team.
Deepika went to Vijay Malya Kingfisher Stoped.
Deepika went to Ranbir Kapoor. His film flopped.
Deepika starring in film Ramleela. The movie got banned before release. Latest ONE......!!
Vin Diesel wanted Deepika for Fast N furious 7. Paul Walker Died. Film Dropped.
Deepika g Desh ki bhalai ke liye Congress join karlo.
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Rahul Gandhi -
Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi,
Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi
lagti
hai.
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Second man : Kamine,
teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi
Pizza khaa raha hota.
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A Kanjus Boy fell in love with kanjus
girl . . .
Girl : Jab dad so jayenge to me gali
me
sikka phenkungi . .
Tum awaz sunkar turant andar a
jana.
Lekin Boy sikka phekne ke 1 ghante
baad aya. . .
Girl: itni der ku laga di ?
Boy:Wo mein sikka dhund raha
tha
Girl : pagal wo to "mene dhaga
bandh
ke phenka tha, wapas khench
lia".
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Ek kanjus ne Shadi me
Damad ko
CHESS Gift Diya...
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Damad : Ye Kya mazaak hai Sasur Ji...???
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Sasur : Tamanna thi,
Beti ko Shadi me
HATHI,
GHODE,
UNTH,
NAUKAR-CHAKAR Dun,
Aaj Meri Iccha Puri Ho Gayi..
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1 ladka ladki ka pichha kr raha tha.. !!
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Girl :
tumhe pata he, pichhe meri MAA aa rahi he...
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Boy :
ham to khandani aashiq he,
teri MAA k pichhe mera BAAP bhi aa raha he... !!!
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My mom asked me why dont u study d whole year &
study Only duringexams ??
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I replied…
Bcoz Lehro ka sukoon Sabhi ko pasand hai lekin,
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tufano me Kashti nikalne ka maza hi kuch aur
hai... :O:D
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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill
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Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill
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Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye
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"Daru Ka Bill"
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Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill
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Japan concept:
If one can do,I also can do,
If none can do, I must do.
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Indian concept:
If one can do, Let him do..
If none can do, How can i do??
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Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
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Dhup me
chamakti profile hai
sabse alag tumhara style hai
kya ada hai kya smile hai
Naak poch ne ki akal nahi aur hath me mobile hai
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