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Kapil Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun ho
Tum ??
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Kapil :- Tum Kaun Ho ?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun !!
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Kapil:- Ha ha ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab
Laptop Aur LCD Ka Zamana Hai .
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Weekend ka Wowww
Sath mein Salluuu…
Kapil ka Awwww
Sath mein Babaji ka Thullu!!
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Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
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Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?”
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This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam.
Kapil
O Kapil…
1, 2, 3…..
Kapil
Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil
Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii
Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil
O Deewanaa
O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil
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Sumona: How much do you love me ?
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Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure.
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Sumona: No just tell me….
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Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone &
you are my SIM card, i am nothing
without you…
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Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic…
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Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God
she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese
phone, with FOUR SIM cards
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Kapil (Ranbir Kapoor se):
Aap Movies Banate Ho…
2-3 Mahine Movie Promote Karte Ho…
Film Hit Ho jaati Hai..
Producer Ko Saare Paise Mil Jaate Hai…
Aapko Kya Milta Hai ?
BABA JI KA THULLU. :-D
Ranbir : Tumne Yeh Show Shuru Karwaya…
Hindustan Ka Number One Show. .
Kya TRP’s hai . .
Par Tu Abhi Bhi Gareeb Lag Raha Hai . .
Tujhe Kya Mila?
BABA JI KA THULLU
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Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu
Saanp: Uuummmmm
Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate…
Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…
Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar
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Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..
Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..
Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…
Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…
Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali..
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Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai
Sirf
BABA JI KA THULLU!!
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me
Shahrukh: Free me kaise?
Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!!
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Arzz kiya hai,
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
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3 ways to catch a Tiger :
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Newton's Method -
Let the tiger catch you and
then you catch it ..
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Einstein's Method -
Chase the tiger until it gets
tired and then catch
it ..
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Indian Police Method -
Catch a cat and beat it until it
accepts it's a
tiger !
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Why Boys get Blocked on facebook:
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Boy: What's your Name ??
Girl: Palak and you ?
Boy: Paneer !!!
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl: What's Up ?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh.
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl : tu Soya hai...??
Boy : Nahi...! Schezwan hun..!
*Gets Blocked Instantly*
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Girl : see ya !
Boy: Var Ram chandar ki jai !
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Girl: Have a Good Day.
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G more.
*BLOCKED!!!*
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-My Pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar
*Reported as spam*
*Blocked Forever*
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And the best one
After fight:
Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahin !
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho ? Ya Holi ?
*BLOCKED!!!
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Kapil Apni 12 Manjil Wale Apartment Ki Balcony
Mein Khada Neeche Dekh Raha Hota Hai.
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Achanak Ek Aadmi Use Haath Hila Ke Neeche
Aane Ka
Ishara Karta Hai.
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Kapil Ko Samajh Na Aya Fir Usne Socha Ki Koi
Jaan
Pahchan Wala Hoga.
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Lift Se Neeche Pahuncha Aur Aadmi Ko Jaakar
Bola
Kapil: “Haan Bhai Bolo, Kya Baat Hai?”
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Aadmi Ek Bikhari Thha Rote Hue Bola: “Bhagwan
Ke
Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba”
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Ye Sun Kapil Ko Mirchi Lag Jaati Hai.
Wo Us Bikhari Ko Bola: “Mere Saath Upar Aa
Jao.”
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Kapil Jaanbhooj Ke UskoLift Ki Bajaye Seediyon
Se Use
Upar Le Jata Hai.
Ghar Pahunch Ke Kapil Pyar Se Bola
Kapil: “Baba Maaf Karo Chutta (Change) Nahi
Hai Kal
Aana“
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Kapil k 4 bache the...
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Government ne elaan kiya:" Jis k 5- bache honge
usy
R.s2000/ mahina diya jayega...
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Kapil ne biwi se kaha:" Mera 1 Beta Meri Girl
friend ke
pass hai
Main us ko b le k aata hon...
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Wapis Ghar aya to Apny 2 bache gayab the..
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Kapil:" 2-bacche Kaha hain..??
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Biwi:" Jis k they Wo le gaya Tum ne akele ne to
elaan
nhi suna tha...
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God to Kapil :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
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Kapil :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur
usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu.
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Aaj Kapil Girl's school me bus driver
hai...
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Soch samajh k maango, God bhi
smart hai.,:p
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About 8 months ago
Kapil kisi ladki ke ghar rista le kar gaya
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ladki ke maa baap bole - humari beti abhi padh
rahi
hai.
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Kapil:- Koi baat nahi hum 1 ghante baad aa
jayenge
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About 8 months ago
two girlzz were playing chess
(joke doesn't end here)
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girl 1- Chal yaar bas karte
hain, pak
rahe hai
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girl 2:
Haan yaar, waise bhi tera sirf
haathi
bacha hai aur mera sirf
ghoda
The joke doesn't end here
either
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Phir waha ek Kapil aata hai..
Kapil:
Chalo girlzz, chess khelate
hai..
both
girlzz:
Nahi, tum to hume aasani se hara
doge.
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Kapil:
Chalo yaar. Tum dono aur mai
akela.
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both girl: fir bhi hum haar
jayenge
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Kapil :Okay, mai left hand se
khelunga
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both girlzz: Haan. yupee Phir
thik
hai
(The joke still doesn't end )
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Dono obviously haar jate hai
aur
Kapil whan se
chala jata hai
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girl 1:
Badi sharmanaak baat hai, yaar.
Left
hand se bhi hara diya usne.
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girll 2 (thoda sochne k baad ):
Abe
bewkoof bana gaya woh hume.
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girl1: Kaise?
girl 2:
Saala lefty hi hoga..
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About 8 months ago
Kapil apni pados k ghar aayi
Aunty ko
ghar chorhne gaya .
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Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
ho gai hai, tm yahi BITTU ke kamre
me so jao.! .
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Kapil bola - nahi Aunty me
yahin
SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hi
Sundar
ladki CHAI le kar aai
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Kapil - Aap kaun ho.......?
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Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??
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Kapil - Mai saala uLLu
ka pattha..
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50% of boys watch Comedy Nights with Kapil..,
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just to see the girls sitting behind Navjot Singh
Sidhu...
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Kapil Sharma:
Arz kiya hai…
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
wah wah
Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…
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Sir - Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke Naam
Btao?
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Kapil - mendhak
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Sir - 4 aur btao
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Kapil - uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski Bahen
aur Uski Item
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What is breakup ???
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Itz A Matter of time
when a
jaan becomes Jaanwar
and
a cutiee becomes a kutti.
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Baarish mein couples:
Wow Kitna romantic weather hai…
Aur Kapil:
Kya saala, har jagah paani paani, Pura keechad ho gaya!
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Salman: Kapil meri shaadi kab hogi?
Kapil: Kabhi nahin, kyunki tumhari zindagi mein sirf khushiya likhi hai 
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Shamaa bani to parwaane bane
Jaam bana to maikhaane bane
Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein…
Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane
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Palak’s poem for Ali Zafar who came for promotion of ‘Total Siyapa’ Movie with Yami Gautam.
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
Jab kadkadati dhoop mein,
Main swimming karti hoon
mera rang pad jata hai kala…
(kapil: shareer ladki ka muh halwai wala)
Palak:
Panghat pe naache, nache re nache madhubala!
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Arzz kiya hai,
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Mujh se break-up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla ?
Babaji ka thullu??
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Kapil: Soch raha hun USA ghoom aaun, Free Me
Shahrukh: Free me kaise?
Kapil: ab sochne ke bhi paise lagenge??!!!
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Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Exams Ke Time Raat Bhar Padhte Hai
Saare Students Bankar ULLU..
Phir Bhi Results Mein Milta Hai
Sirf
BABA JI KA THULLU!!
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This joke was sung by Palak in Comedy Nights with Kapil
Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..
Aap Aaye Hai Hamare Ghar Mein..
Phool Khile Hai Gulshan Gulshan..
Mehki Hai har Kali Kali…
Mehki Hai Har Kali Kali..
Chura Ke Dil Mera Goriya Chali…
Uda Ke Nindiya Kaha Tu Chali....
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Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
Aapki Zulfe Jaise Noodle
Aapka Chehra Jaise Halwa…
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Jalwa.. Fashion Ka Hai Yeh Jalwaaaaaaaa
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Machhli: eeuu eeu eeuu
Saanp: Uuummmmm
Machhli: Tum machli kyu nahi khate…
Saanp: Kyuki machli me kaante hote hain na…
Machli: To chappal pehan ke kha liya kar
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Sumona: How much do you love me ?
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Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure.
.
.
Sumona: No just tell me….
.
.
Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone &
you are my SIM card, i am nothing
without you…
.
.
Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic…
.
.
Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God
she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese
phone, with FOUR SIM cards
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Sumona: How much do you love me ?
.
.
Kapil: I love U so much, I can’t measure.
.
.
Sumona: No just tell me….
.
.
Kapil : Okay, I am like a cellphone &
you are my SIM card, i am nothing
without you…
.
.
Sumona: Wow ! that’s so romantic…
.
.
Kapil (saying to himself): Thank God
she doesn’t know, this is a Chinese
phone, with FOUR SIM cards
1
This song lyrics are similar to ‘Yeh Dil Deewana’ song from Movie Pardes, sung by Sonu Nigam.
Kapil
O Kapil…
1, 2, 3…..
Kapil
Deewaaanaa
Mastaanaaa hai Kapil
Comedy Nights… Number One
Number one…. hai yeh Kapil
Iski Bua hai sabpe bhari
Daadi ki daaru se yaari
Biwi iske Pyaar ko Tarse…. Bechaariiii
Gutthi Palak ka apna Ronaaaa
Siddhu Sahab ko chup na honaaa…
Pagal ho jaaye jo saare jaaye Mil…. Kapil
O Deewanaa
O deewanaa… hai yeh kapil
1
Kapil (to wife): Tere baap ki Jale par namak chhidakne ki aadat gayi nahin na?
Sumona: Kyun? Ab kya hua??
Kapil: Aaj Phir se puchh raha tha… “Meri beti se shaadi karke khush to ho na?”
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Kapil Sharma and a Girl were standing on a Bus Stop
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Lipstick
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Top and Jeans
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Oo Ji Main kha… Nice Earrings
Girl: Thanks
Kapil: Aur to aur Nice Necklace
Girl: Thank you So Much BHAIYA…
Kapil: Kamaal Hai, Itni saari acchhi cheezein, Phir bhi tu Bhootni Lag rahi hai… !!
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Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
Blackberry recently launched its BBM App for Android Users.
2 Minutes of silence for thos people who bought blackberry Only for BBM
25-30K ka Phone khareeda
Time to time 400 ka recharge karwaya sirf BBM ke liye…
Har time hang hone par wait kiya…
Reboot hone par bhi sabra rakha…
Itna Sab jhelne ke baad bhi Blackberry Rakhne walo ko kya mila??
Sab Milkar bolo….
BABAJI KA THULLU
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Weekend ka Wowww
Sath mein Salluuu…
Kapil ka Awwww
Sath mein Babaji ka Thullu!!
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Kapil Sharma: Arey yaar yeh Gandhi ji har note par hanste kyon rahte hai?
Gutthi: Simple hai, wo royenge toh note geela ho jayega na …..ha ha.. Don’t Mind
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Replace Bollywood movie names with Thullu
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Ek Tha Thullu
Jab Tak Hai Thullu
Thullu Hindustani
Ek Main Aur Ek Thullu
Thullu of the Year
Pati, Patni aur Thullu
Thullu Express
Phata Poster Nikla Thullu
Dilwale Thullu Le Jayenge
Thullu Hai ki Maanta nahin
Bhaag Thullu Bhaag
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Teacher: Paani mein rehne wale 5 jaanwar ke naam batao?
Kapil: Mendak.
Teacher: 4 aur batao…
Kapil: Mendak ki mummy, uske papa, uski Behan aur Uski Item
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ngine saa badan,
Khambe se charan
Wo bhains sa tera dakarana..
jeena chaho to jag waalo
jeena chaho to jag waalo
Iss top ke aage mat aana
Yeh bhains samaan kamar teri
Tu buldozer ki moorat hai
Pariwar ko shayad kam hogi
teri Sadak ko bahut jaroorat hai!
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Baari barsi khatan gaya si
Khatt ke leyandi saari
Baari barsi khatan gaya si
Khatt ke leyandi saari
Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi
Main Khilaadi, tu anaadi
o o o ooo o o (song tune) :
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Sumona to Kapil: Kaha the aap? Maine savere se 25 phone kiye…! :-X
Salman: Isiliye maine shaadi nhi ki abhi tak
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Na train mein, na phoolo mein
na rasoi mein na rain mein
dard milta hai to
tere diye hue pain mein…!
Na tan se, na mann se, na dhan se
Sarkar darti hai, to anna ke anshan se
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