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This message is being sent by Rajnikanth in the interest of humanity:
Stop making jokes on me, otherwise I will delete your `forward` option.
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Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North?
Becoz Rajnikanth lives in the South and no one can point at him.
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Galileo used lamp to study, Graham Bell used candle to study & Shakespeare studied in street light but do u know about Rajnikanth?
Only agarbatti.
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The sharks live in the depth of the seas bcoz they know that Rajnikanth lives on land.
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Rajnikanth was practicing for a spelling test, the rough sheet he used is known as Oxford dictionary.
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When Rajnikanth was a student, teachers used to bunk classes.
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Rajnikanth doesn`t shave.
He just looks in the mirror and dares hair to grow.
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Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Rajnikanth.
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Q: Why Rajnikanth doesn`t play cricket?
A: Bcoz Sachin Tendulkar requested him to keep his world records intact.
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Once Rajnikanth threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky. It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.
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There is no such thing as evolution. It`s just a list of creatures that Rajnikanth allowed to live.
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Why did the British leave India in 1947?
Because they came to know a baby named Rajnikanth will be born in 1949!!
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The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature
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Rajnikanth wrote his autobiography. It is known as a `Guinness Book of World Records`.
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Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajjnikanth award.
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Rajnikanth wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.
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Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.
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Dinosaurs once laughed at Rajnikanth. As a result, they are extinct.
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I don`t fear exams now because at the beginning of every answer.
I shall write: `According to Rajnikanth.`
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Once Rajnikanth woke up in the morning & decided to share the knowledge with everyone & thus Google originated.
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Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
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Rajnikanth`s dog house has sign on it saying: Beware of Owner.
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What do you call a fart of Rajnikanth?
A: Rajnigandha!
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Recently china airports were
closed due to heavy fog ........
Later
it was discovered that
Rajanikanth was smoking inIndia!
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Why did British leave India in 1947 only? Because they came to know that Unka baap RAJNIKANTH was Going to born in 1948
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Cant beat this one- Rajnikanth's dog's house Has a signboard on it, saying.. . . . . . .
Maalik Se Sawdhan.
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Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant In the Interest of Humanity- "Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me, Otherwise I will Delete The forward option!!";)>=)
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RAJNI VS. BAPU RAJNI:Mai ek jump maru to Chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par Pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho. BAPU:"AAPDE EVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA"
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Who can stop fifty cars with one hand?. . . . . . . . . . Trafic police. Kya yaar, har baar RAJNIKANTH thodi hoga….
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Once a guy tried to flirt rajnikants girl friend and now that guy is known as . . . . . . . . . . . BOBBY DARLING.
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Rajnikant is d only person in world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake !!
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The death of Micheal jackson is revealed . . . The day before he died He saw Rajanikanths Dance And he got shocked . . . . . . . Because rajani had performed “SUN WALK”
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Once Rajnikant said to a quite shy girl “plz talk something”.. Now dat grl is known as.. . . . …. . . . . . . . . . . . Smsferver.tk
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SMS IN INDIA FARMERS STOPED COMMITING SUISIDE…. . . . . . . . . . .
rajni tried to play FARMWILLL…
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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Why Airtel changed their Logo?? . . . . . . . Because Rajnikanth didn’t like it.. mind it !!!
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Kal Pure INDIA Me Light Chali Gayi, kyO Pata Hai.. . kyO Ki.. . .
Rajnikant Bhai mObile Charge Kar Rahe The . .
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Rajnikanth bought 2 elephants ,2 camels and 2 horses frm zoo? . . . . . . . .Y? . . . To Play chess!!!!!
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Once upon a time rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeths. . . . . . . .
Now that powder is used as “CEMENT”
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Ram n raavan were fighting suddenly . . .
Ram:chal bye raavan:kyu dar gaya ram piche dekh rajnikant aa raha hai……..
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Once a flat chested girl cme to rajnikant nd asked to help her out of her problem… Rajnikant kissed her chest nd nw that girl is called Pamela Anderson…..
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A astrologer was boasting himself to all the people that he can answer any question asked to him .Then one man asked him “when will rajni die”. He answered ” I have doubt that even god can answer that question”
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Rajinikanth was putting Dog's Tail into a Pipe. Man: Oye pagal Dog's Tail will never bcum Straight. Rajinikanth: Yenda Rascalla, I m just Bending the Pipe.
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Rajnikant’s ammunition suddenly got over and a villain came in front of him and instantly died coz, . . . . . . . Rajnikant shouted “DHISHKYAAOON”
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Someday Rajnikanth got angry wit her mother n threw away her dinner set today people refer to them as flying saucer n ufo
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Once Rajnikant went to U.S. And met Pamela Anderson..he got desperate and wanted to masturbate.. So he went behind a building and did it for few minutes…. That building is now known as… …THE WHITE HOUSE…;)
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WeN RaJnIkAnT was a student ? ? ? ? ? ? ?Teachers used to bunk class…
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If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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