STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table,
because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
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The square root of Rajanikanth is pain.
Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.
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Rajinikanth's house has no doors,
only walls that he walks through.
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Rajinikanth does not style his hair.
It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
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Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time.
Every time he performs an action,
he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.
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Rajinikanth is a weapon created by
God to use on doomsday to end the world.
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Rajinikanth grinds his coffee with his
teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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The last time Rajinikanth killed someone, he slapped himself to do it.
The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
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Rajinikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Rajinikant once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc.
were added to the dictionary in the year 1949.
That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
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The statement "nobody can cheat death"
is a personal insult to Rajinikanth.
Rajni cheats and fools death everyday.
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When Rajnikanth is asked to kill some one he doesn't know,
he shoots the bullet and directs it the day he finds out.
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Where there is a will, there is a way.
Where there is Rajinikanth, there is no other way.
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Rajinikanth's every step creates a mini whirlwind.
Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
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Rajinikanth doesn't bowl strikes,
he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint out of fear.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Rajinikanth was feeling cold,
so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
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Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg.
After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
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Rajinikanth is a champion in the game
"Hide n' seek" as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
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Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on doomsday to end the world.
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Aliens do indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Rajinikanth.
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Rajnikant likes cycling in air his cycle goes more faster then rocket in the air.
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours... can u ???
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rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it..
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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!
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1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,
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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..
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When I was in school,
someone stole my rough notes of english, And now they call it.
"OXFORD DICTIONARY" Crazy People..!
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By:Rajnikant..!
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Rajnikant : mere pas admision k lie grade hai,
knolege hai,
dimag hai
paisa hai,
tumhare pas kya hai ?
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naresh kanodia : Bhai mari pase bakshi panch no dakhlo 6.
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Once.RAJINIKANTH.and.GOD.were.fighting............
RESULT:Aaaaj.Bhagwaan.uper.hai.......:D:D:D
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Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
Darwaja khola to saap nikla,
ACP bola daya ye ANNA HAZARE
To Rajnikanth ka bhi baap nikla.
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Who was the 1st INDIAN to use 4G..
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Har bar Rajinikanth nahi hota yaar
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Ans: It's Anil kapoor.!
aG ,oG, lo G, suno G.
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Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?
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Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.
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Facebook founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
How ??
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Coz Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.
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1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n’ Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.
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Why does needle of Magnetic Compass
always point towards North?
Because Rajnikanth lives in the
South and no one can point at him.
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English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
Batman- Ballebaj
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw- Dekha
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth
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Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for
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Skating…!!
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Once Rajnikanth
was playing cricket
in the monsoons..
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the Rain was
cancelled due to
the Match..!!
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1. Once Rajnikanth scanned anti-virus.
2. Once Rajnikanth taught a child to speak very fast english, that child is today kn as famous rapper eminem.
3. Oxford can give any word meaning but rajnikanth can give meaning of oxford.
4. Rajnikanth does not laugh on jokes, jokes get serious on him.
5. Rajnikanth once drank liquor and took with, now liquor got higher and which is now unconscious
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* There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Rajnikant has allowed to live.
* Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Rajnikant.
* Rajnikant counted to infinity – twice.
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* When Rajnikant does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
* Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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* Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
* Rajnikant does not get frostbite. Rajnikant bites frost.
* Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Padayappa on Satellite TV
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Principal: What do you want to become in future ?
Student: After studying MBBS,
want to Join Policeforce and get a good Job in good software company,and workas a lawyer and construct
big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor.
Principal: Hey whats your name?Student Rajnikanth
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Do u know y their is earthquake
in japan frequently.
Bcoz rajnikant lost his mobile in
japan which was on vibration mode.
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Thank God Kolavari Di was Sung by Rajnikant's Son-in-LawIf Rajni himself would have
Sungit thenit would have been declared
as National Anthem!!..;-):-D
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Rajnikant on kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae...
On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?
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