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Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.
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Aaj subah bohut fogg(dhummas) tha,
Because rajnikant hukka pee raha tha.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
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Rajnikant & A Girl were
Playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA)
But cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants.
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Can you guess
Why is there lighting all over the world?
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Because
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RAJNIKANTH is practicing cricket !!!
That's all folks!!!
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DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)
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Why did British leave India in 1947 only?
Because they came to know that
Unka baap RAJNIKANTH was
Going to born in 1948. :p
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People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
IPhone,
IPad, Etc..
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator!
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Cant beat this one-
Rajnikanth's dog's house
Has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan. :p
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Dis msg is being Sent by Rajnikant
In the Interest of Humanity-
"Guys Plz Stop making Jokes on Me,
Otherwise I will Delete
The forward option!!";)>=)
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RAJNI VS. BAPU
RAJNI:Mai ek jump maru to
Chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par
Pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho.
BAPU:"AAPDE EVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA"
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Teacher-
Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so jana
Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahi
Jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =D
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rajnikanth's truth's :
Once a media guy asked Rajini:
"Don't you get angry after
Seeing these ridiculous jokes on you?"
Rajini replied:
"Do you think they are jokes?"
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Vo kaun aadmi hai
Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????
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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...
Tum bhi na ...
Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..
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JAMES BOND comits sucide after
Watching Rajni's Film.
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WHY.?
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Rajni had empty gun,
Villain fired at him;
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He Catches the BULLET puts
It in his gun & kills the villain.:
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What does Rajinikanth eat?
Whatever his wife cooks.
Even he doesn't have a choice here.
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1 bar 1 ladke ne rajnikant
Ki beti ko aankh mar di
Rajnikant ne uski gardn,
Hth ur per marod diye
Aaj us ladke ko duniya
'Baba Ramdev,
Ke naam se janti hai.
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Once upon a time
Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to
Get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
AMBUJA CEMENT.
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At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
Mosquito Say Sorry!
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Rajnikant's Power
Talwar Baazi Ke Muqabley Me..
1 Chines Ne Baal Ke Do Tukde Kar Diye..
1 Japnies Ne Udti Hui Makhi Ki
Gardan Kaat Di..
Rajnikant Ne Machar Udaya..
Talwaar Ghumayi
But
Machar Udta Hi Raha..
Japnis: Machar To Ud Rha Hai..
Rajnikant Muskurate Hue Bola :
Udd To Raha Hai..,
But
Kabi Baap Nahi Ban Payegaaa...!!;-)
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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ka 10 Rs Ka Note
3rd Floor Se Niche Gir Gaya.
Jab Wo Niche Aya To Wo Note Nahi Mila.
Kyou Kyonki Wo Note Girne Se Pehle
Rajinikant Niche Pahonch Chuka Tha.
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Ek Bar Rajnikant Ne Ek Cooking
Champion Me Hisa Liya
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Unhe To Jitna Hi Tha
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Sochye Rajnikant Ne Finale Me,
Kon Si Diss Banai Hogi :-
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Sochie
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Lal Mirchi Ki Mithi Khir....!
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Once Rajnikanth Went For
Morning Walk....
Suddenly, After 2 Hours..
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Police Arrested Him..
Why....??
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Bcoz..
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He Reached America Without Visa..
Passport.
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In Childhood Rajnikanth Lost His Rough Copy
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People Now Call It
'Oxford Dictionary'
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Recently There Was A Fight Between,
Rajnikant And A Tiger,
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Surprise,
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Surprise,
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Rajnikanth Ran Away From There, Why??
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To Save The Tiger, Only 1400 Are Left
Otherwise U Know Rajnikant
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Once Rajnikant Dropped A Coin,
While He Was Standing In The Balcony.
He Went Down To Pict It Up But It Was Not There.
He Reached There Before The Coin.
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Girl:"kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho..
Boy:"haa
Girl:"to Phir Mujhe Chand, Tare,
Duniya Ki Saari Daulat, Khushiya Do.
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Boy:"tera Ashiq Hu Kamini Rajnikant Ka Beta Nhi.
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When Rajnikant Was In College,
He Had Selected 3 Subjects-
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And Today That Subject Are Called
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ARTS, COMMERCE and SCIENCE!
Yenna Rascala Mind It..!
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Do U Know Why The Sun Moves
Towards North In Uttarayana?
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Usko Dar Lagta Hai K South Main
Rajnikant Patang Udata Hoga
Kahi Kat Na Jau.
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Amrikaa Se Msg Aaya India Ko Dear,
Rajnikant Please Close Your Fridge Properly
Yours Faithfully
Mr. Obama. Usa
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Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi The ?
Kalia : Sarkar 1
Gabbar : Aur Tum ?
Kalia : 100
Gabbar : Fir B Wapas Aa Gaye Woh B Khali Hath,
Kaun Tha Woh ?
Kalia : RAJNIKANT.
Gabbar : Oops ! Sorry Bhai..!!
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Ek Raaz Jo Sabko Nahi Pata…
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Wo Ye Hai Ki.
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Titanic Ki Puri Shooting,
Rajnikant Ke BATH TUB Mein Hui Thi.
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Rajnikant Ki Shaadi Mein.
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Aag Ne Uske 7 Phere Liye The.
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Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,
To Kya Krna Chahie.
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Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho
Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.
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Jab Raajnikant Soke Jagte Hain.
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Tab Jake Subha Hoti Hain.
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Rajnikant Ne Vidya Balan Ko Cycle Pe Aage Bithaya
Vidya-Rajni Mujhe Dekh Ke Apka Khada Nhi Hota?
Rajnknt-pagli Ye Ladies Cycle Hai.
Pata Hai Tu Kis Pe Baiti Hai??? :-P
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once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
suddenly a strong storm came
santa said to banta,"ab hum bach nai paenge"
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ACP said to Daya,"pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h"
n rajni said
"SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME"
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DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle" :)
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Who are the heroes of India?
Amitabh Bachchan, Sachin Tendulkar, Dhoni, Salman Khan, Shah Rukh Khan and Anna. You wonder why Rajniknath is not in the list. Actually he is not a hero, he is a super-hero.
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When was Rajnikanth born?
No one knows about it. He has been around since the time when history was not documented
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Why doesn`t Rajnikanth participate in Tomatino festival?
Bcoz the festival is for crushing tomatoes and not people.
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Rajnikanth enters BIGG BOSS 4.
Next day:
Rajnikanth wants that the BIGG BOSS enters the Confession Room!
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Breaking News:
A train meets an ancident with a bicycle resulting in the death of all train passengers.
The Cyclist, Rajnikanth bolts!
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The Moon and Mars are being explored on the insistence of Rajnikanth that Earth`s air is too polluted for human existence in future.
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The Hindi cinema got international stature after Rajnikanth agreed to act in a few Bollywood movies.
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Breaking News:
Rajnikanth has filed a patent violation suit against Ajay Devgan for copying his style in the movie `Singham`.
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Breaking News:
Rajnikant purchases two NANO cars for...
Skating.
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Why didn't Rajnikanth object to jokes made on him?
Bcoz he hated growing popularity of Santa and Banta.
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How come Barrack Obama became the first black President of the USA?
Americans got inspiration from Rajnikanth. If Rajnikanth can do everything inspite of being dark, even Obama could do it for them.
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A boy broke the window of Rajinikanth`s house while playing cricket. Rajni warned the boy to play slowly. The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.
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