Banta Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
Santa- are wah Vo kaise?

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Banta- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.

Banta 2 Dukandar: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Dukandar: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.
Banta: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!

Log Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Bhi Mat Karo Ke Girlfriend Sar Pe Sawaar Ho Jaaye ,
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Hum Kehte Hain Ke Pyar Itna Karo Ke Girlfriend Ki Friend Bhi Tumhare Sath Faraar Hojaaye ;)

Ultimate Hit!!

Santa ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat….

Santa goes in a party with faimly.dance karte karte Santa or Perto dono gum ho jate hai to manager bolta hai Santa ka to pta nahi lekin Perto sms pad rhi hai...

Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Ek Sardar apni khoobsurat biwi ke saath car mein baith ke honeymoon par ja raha tha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Sardar gusse mein bola: Meri biwi ko dekhta hai, chal piche baith, car mein chalaunga.

Height Of Nalaiq Pun…
Dad: Y Didnt U Go 4 The Exam..?
Son: Paper Was Tough!
Dad: Widout Going, How Did U Know?
Son: Paper Was Leaked 2 Days Ago…!!

Santa was coming home after a latenight boozing. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key into the hole. After trying this repeatedly, he was tired.A neighbor who was witnessing the scene took pity on him and said, "Give me the key I will open it for you." Santa looked for a while and said to him, "The lock will be opened by me but do me a favor, please hold the house firmly, while I do the rest. Damn it, it is shaking like a pendulum."

Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her friend, "I just know I`ve seen this face before!""Give it to me", says the other blonde.She looks in the mirror and says, "Of course, you silly! It`s me!!"

Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.So he approached Banta and asked, "What are you doing?"When he was told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted."How many have you counted?"Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees.Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.

A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the headwaiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile. "Good Morning Sir", the Headwaiter says."What a wonderful morning I`d like two boiled eggs, one of them so under cooked it`s runny, and the other so over cooked it s tough and hard to eat. Also, grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side; burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it s impossible to spread; and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm." "That`s a complicated order Sir," said the bewildered waiter, "It might be quite difficult."The guest replied, "Oh? I don t understand what is the problem in that, that`s what I got yesterday!"

Santa to Banta:
Yaar, koi aisa gift bataa, jo seedha

teri bhabi ke dil par lage

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Banta:..Goli maar de saali ko..

Banta Ek Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya. Vaise Naukri Already Boss Ke Saale Ko Mil Chuki Thee Par Formality Ke Liye Interview Jaroori Tha Isliye Aise Sawaal Pucche Ja Rahe The Jinka Kol Matlab Nahin Tha. Apne Banta Ko Bulaya Gaya Interview Ke Liye.

Interviewer: Aap Nadi Ke Beech Mein Ek Boat Par Ho Aur Apke Paas 2 Cigarettes Ke Alawa Kuch Bhi Nahin Hai. Apko Ek Cigarette Jalana Hai, Kaise Jalaoge ???

Banta: Sir Iske 3-4 Solutions Ho Sakte Hain.

Interviewer Shocked Lekin Kahaan: Achcha!!! Theek Hai Batao!!!

Banta Ke Out Of The World Answers:
Take One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER...... using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.

Interviewer: Kya Bakwas Hai.

Banta's Another solution:
You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.

Interviewer: Stupid!!!!

Banta: Sir one more Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP...)

Interviewer: Abey Bewakoof, Us Se Kya Hoga???

Banta: Sir Aapne Wo Gaana Nahin Suna 'TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani Ne Aag Lagayee', Us Aag Se Humne Cigarette Jalayee...

Banta: Sir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and 'Jalney Lagega'.

Interviewer Impressed... Saale Ko Maaro Goli, Naukri Banta Ko Hee De Dete Hain.

Santa: Meri Wife Mujhe Naukar Samajhne Lagi Hai
Batao Main Kya Karun?
Banta: Karna Kya Hai,
2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna dhandha jama le 

Ek sardar ne 4 manzil ka ghar
banwaya

Construction ke baad, upar wali manzil par orange color karwaya…

aur neeche wali manzil par likhwa diya…

“Same as Above”

Sardar in New York Pub…
man on his right says – johny walker single

man on his left says – peter scotch single

Sardar says – baljith singh married!! 

Ek baar char dost the,
Anta Singh, Banta Singh, Canta Singh and Danta Singh

Chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola
Ek bhi customer nahin aaya ..
Pata hai Kyun..?
Coz Petrol pump was on 1st floor..

Fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola…
Phir Ek bhi customer nahin aaya..
Pata hai Kyun?
Petrol pump ka board nahin hataya..

Fir charon ne Restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee…
But Ek bhi sawari nahin aayi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the..

Ek din Taxi kharab ho gayi…
Charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya…
but taxi wahi ki wahi…
Pata hai Kyu..?
2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the…

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya…
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa,
warna tujhe maar denge.

Bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye….
Pata hai Kyu..?
Coz bachhe ke baap ka nam SANTA Singh tha…!

Santa to Son: “maths vich fail kyu hoya”..??

Son: 1st day teacher kendi
5+3=8..

Agle din kendi
6+2=8..

fir kendi
4+4=8

Ullu di pathi khud confusd hai menu ki padaeygi!!

Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa Sardar: Sir poora nahin aata hai, thoda last ka pata hai, bas.

Sir: Thik hai, koi baat nahin, jitna aata hai utna bolo.

Santa: “and this is called Energy……”

Santa Singh was Reading Newspaper Headlines…

“Indian Athlete lost gold medal in long jump”

Santa Comments:
“Idiot, who told him to wear gold medal while jumping”

Sardar, recently arrived in the US, wanting to earn some money, decides to become a ‘handy-man’ and starts looking for some work in an up-market colony nearby.

He goes to the front door of the nearest house and asks the owner, another Indian, if he had any odd jobs for him to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch, how much will you charge?” the owner says.

The Sardar responds, “How about $50?”

The owner says “Fine, there’s a can of brown paint and brushes in the garage.”

The owner’s wife, inside the house, overhearing the conversation asks her husband, “Does he realize that the porch goes all around the house? That’s a whole day’s job!!”

The man replies, “He should; he was standing on it. Do you think he’s dumb?”

“No, I don’t think so. I guess I’m just influenced by those stupid Sardar
e-mail jokes we keep receiving.”, she comments

A short time later, the Sardar comes to the door and asks for the $50.

“You’ve finished already?” the husband asks.

“Yes,” he replies, “and there was paint left over, so I gave it two coats.”

Impressed, the man reaches into his pocket for the money and hands it to him.

“And by the way,” the turbaned guy adds, “it’s not a Porsche, it’s a BMW!!

Question:
Whats The Opposite Of BARCELONA..??

Santa:
Its easy..
ANDAR SE DO NA…!

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje fansi di jayegi!

Santa Sardar: Hahahahaha

Jailor: Kya hua, Hans kyun rahe ho?

Santa Sardar: Main to uthta hi subah 9 baje hoon..