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Aao Aaj Apko Mobile Pe Whatsapp Pe Film Dikhate Hain
Start
The End!
Yeh Thi Rajesh Khanna Ki super-hit film
"KORA KAGAZ"!
Thank you Mat Bolna!
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I got msg on WhatsApp: Bored lady in your city looking for some hot action.
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So I sent her my clothes that needed to be ironed!
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A Couple's life on Whatsapp and Facebook:
On Whatsapp:
Wife: Ghar Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: Pata Nahi, Dimaag Mat Khao!
On Facebook:
Wife: Dear, when will you be back? You're the best husband in the world. Miss you, please come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife in you. Honey, I'll be back soon!
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Indian economy has been down for years, but nobody panics, WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.
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The real story behind Facebook buying WhatsApp:
Recently Whatsapp sent a message on Mark Zuckerberg's mobile: 'Your one year subscription has ended, you must buy Whatsapp now.'
Zuckerberg took it way too seriously!
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Whatsapp creators are damn imaginative. They have made sure that ladies chat and there's no noise also!
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Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.
Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai!
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Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala...
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Bhikhari!
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Please add me dear...
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to the Whatapp group... is our national symbol of desperation!
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Dear friends, for 2nd Oct i am collecting Gandhiji's Photos. I need your help.. Ghar mein jitne bhi 50/100/500/1000 ke notes hain sab mujhe bhej do.
I JUST LOVE BAPU
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एक व्यक्ति घबराया हुआ पुलिस स्टेशन आया ओर थानेदार से बोला - मुझे गिरफ्तार कर लीजिए साहब , मैंने अपनी पत्नी के सिर पर लाठी मारी हैं |
थानेदार - क्या तुम्हारी पत्नी लाठी से मर गई है ?
पति - जी नहीं साहब ! वह तो लाठी लिये मरे पीछे आ रही हैं |
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पत्नी - नींद में तुम राजरानी-राजरानी क्या बडबडा रहे थे , आखिर यह राजरानी है कौन ?
पति - राजरानी ओह ! यह वही घोडी है जो कल रेस में भाग लेने वाली है |
पत्नी - तो फिर कल दो बार तुम्हारी उसी घोडी का फोन आया था |
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*Gets slapped*
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Son : only you me and principal..
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'Eiffel Tower'..!!
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he most sanskaari elements in chemistry...
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*High five
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Kejriwal is so honest that he doesn't call water 'Hot' considering the water may sue him for sexual harassment
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22. Nirupa Roy still thinks Draupadi's 'Cheerharan' was a wardrobe malfunction
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A bad football team is like an old bra... no cups and little support!
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The "Smoking Kills" warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying, "Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega" - nothing more than a ritual!
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Wedding
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but how u express ur thoughts about her.
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Pandit - Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hee milega...
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Husband : 'Sahan Shakti'
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Ladke wale:Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota he jo books faad dega....
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Sahi jawab..
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Sahi jawab..
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Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli:
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??
Husband::
Padosan.!!
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Jai ho Whatsapp Baba ki..
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Rohit : Main India ke bahar perform nahi kar pata hoon
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and the name of the film will be 'Suckubai'
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Sardar ko ek party k.a invitation mila jisme likha tha only pink tie.
Sardar wahan gaya to usne dekha ke logo ne pant shirt bhi pehni ti!����������������������������������
Kehte hai agar DIL se AANKHE bandh karo to LIFE mein jis ko PYAAR kiya uski TASVEER dikhti hai....... . .
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To maine bhi TRY kiya..
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SALAAAA SLIDE SHOW start ho gaya ..
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