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एक काली अफ्रीकन लड़की को भगवान ने पंख दिए
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वह खुशी से बोली- wow !!
भगवान क्या अब मैं परी बन गई हूं?
भगवान- नहीं रे पगली, तुम अब चमगादड़ बन गई हो।
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डकार खाने की प्रोसेस के साथ-साथ भगवान का नाम लेने की
अद्भुत कला सिर्फ भारतीय लोगों में ही पाई जाती है
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Bhikhari: Babu ji roti melegi?
Ander se avaj ai Bibi ghar per nahi hai.
Bhikhari: CHUMMA nahi manga sale roti mangi hai.
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Me: Papa aaj maine 5000 kamaye.
Dad: Great beta, but how?
Me: Satta lagaya tha IPL match pe.
Dad: Harami kahan se seekha yeh sab.
Me: IIN se.
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GirL to another girl: You are beautiful.
Other girl: Thank you, you are beautiful too.
BOY to another boy: You are handsome.
Other boy: Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?
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गर्मी का आलम ये है की मिटटी का मटका भी आधा पानी गर्मी के मारे खुद पी जाता है
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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out,
Machhar says: MAA.
Lady: Why did you call me MAA?
Machhar: Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA.
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12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
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हायकोर्ट ने आज ये स्पष्ट किया है क़ि…..
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अगर पति परमेश्वर है …!!
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तो….
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बॉय फ्रैंड भी
छोटा मोटा भैरो बाबा माना जायेगा ।।।।
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Ek Chor Papu Ka Mobile Ko Lekar Bhar Raha Tha. Papu Hasne Laga
Papu Ka Dost: Wo Tumhare Mobile Ko Lekar Bhag
Raha Hai Aur Tum Hans Rahe Ho.
Papu: Bhagne Do, Charger To Mere Paas Hai.
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Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Mujh se break up kar ke tu ban gayi ullu,
Maine toh nayi patta li tujhe kya milla,
Babaji ka thullu.
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Husband: Kaha gayab thi 2 ghante se?
Wife: Pass wale Mall me gai thi Darling, shopping karane.
Hubby: Kya kya liya?
Wife: Ek hair band aur 45 selfies.
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Santa Gehri Soch Me.
Wife: Kya Soch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Ye ZEE NEWS Walo Ko Kaise Pata Chalta Hai?
Wife: Kya?
Santa: Yehi Ke, AAP DEKH RAHE HAI ZEE NEWS.
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Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti.
Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha,
Dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo.
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SANTA Shirt utar ke balcony me tha.
Ek admi: Wah Santa ji Kya chest hai.
SANTA: Are ye to kuchh nahi,
Teri bhabhi ki dekhega to pagal ho jayega.
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Aapki yaad mein ek shair arz kiya hai.
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer.
Wah wah
Aaj hai mangal, kal tha peer.
Kabhi to kuchh bheja kar FAQEER.
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राजू ने ढाबा खोला
ग्राहक: मेरी चाय मै मक्खी डूब कर मरी पड़ी है |
राजू: तो क्या करू ? मै ढाबा चलाऊ या इन्हे तैरना सीखाऊँ |
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आज पप्पू ने Science को हिला डाला
Teacher-छिपकली कौन हे?
पप्पू: छिपकली एक गरीब मगरमछ हे जिसे बचपन में Born-Vita नही मिला और वो कुपोसण का शिकार हुई।
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain
Maa: Andar Aaja Inki Niyat Bahut Kharab Hoti Hai
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain
Maa: To Bakri Ko Bhi Andar Le Aa
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एक लड़की पार्क में बेंच पे बैठी थी,
भिखारी: और डार्लिन कैसी हो?
लड़की: तुम्हारी हिम्मत कैसे हुई
मुझे डार्लिंग कहने की,
भिखारी: मैडम आप मेरे बेड पे बैठी हो,
अब डार्लिंग ना बोलूं तो क्या बोलूं.
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She: Tu Whatsapp Pe Hai Kya?
Me: Nahi Sorry Main,
Whatsapp Pe Nahi Hu,
Whatsapp Mere Phone Me Hai.
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If a Tiger attacks your mother in law & your wife at the same time, whom will you save?
Husband: Of course the tiger, very few are left now.
A msg from, Save the wild life.
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Guard enters Sonia Gandhi’s office: Madam aapka MMS aaya hai.
Sonia Gandhi: Oh Noo.
Manmohan Singh enters: Kamino, Mera poora naam liya karo.
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Mayavati: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Mayavati ka Funny beta: Haan mami, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customefr gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do...
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Girl:Meri 1-1 saans pe 1-1 Ladka Marta Hai..
Boy:"To Tum Koi Accha Sa Toothpaste
Istimaal Kyo Nahi Karti..
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Nasha Mohabbat ka ho,
Sharab ka ho ya,
Whatsapp ka ho,
Hosh teeno mein kho jate hai,
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
Whatsapp yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai.
Dedicated to all my lovely friends.
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Phone Rings.
Tring, Tring,
Boy: Hello Pappu hai?
Girl: Nahi hai.
Boy: Mujhe Ek Mauka Do,Ho Jayega.
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Nasha Mohabbat ka ho,
Sharab ka ho ya,
Whats App ka ho.
Hosh teeno mein kho jate hai.
Farak sirf itna hai ki,
Sharab saala deti hai,
Mohabbat rula deti hai Aur,
Whats App yaaro ki yaad dila deti hai.
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Mujhe ek ladki ka Whatsapp pe msg aya,
Aur boli apni pics Whatsapp Profile pe mat dala karo,
I said why?
Then she said: Lipstick se mera Smartphone ganda ho jata hai.
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Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai: Hi friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon?
Boy: tere baap ne 15-20 hazaar ka mobile leke diya hai,
To ghar me 500rs. ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga,
Uss mein dekh le,
Humse kya poochhti hai Bhootni kahi ki.
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Why Boys get Blocked on Whataspp.
After fight Girl: Tum toh mujhe manaate hi nahi?
Boy: Tum kya ho? Diwali ho? EID ho? Ya Holi?
BLOCKED.
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In India, everyone is expert about mobile problems.
However, the most common solution would be
Switch off kar ke ON kar THEEK ho jayega.
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Group Members Chahe Kaise Bhi Ho: Awaara, Pagal aur ya fir Deewane.
Par Jab Unke Message Aate Hai to Chehre pe Muskaan Jaroor Aati Hai.
Tab Mehsus Hota Hai Ki Saale, Tedhe hein Par Mere hai.
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Mobile ek MANDIR hai.
Whatsapp uska DEVTA.
Group Banane Wala PUJARI.
Message Bhejne Wala DANI.
Padhane wala BHAKT.
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala,
Bhikhari.
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Ladki: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Ladka: Dahi Jama raha hoon.
Laki: Kab tak jamaoge?
Ladka: Agar tum mil jaao.
Jamana chhod denge hum.
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Sharaabi (Doctor se): Aaap meri sharab chhudwa sakte ho kya?
Doctor: Haan, kyun nahi.
Sharab: To police ne meri 20 botal pakdi hai, please chhudwa do.
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MBA ki wife: Eji , Yeh inflation kya hai ?
MBA: Pehle tu 36-24-36 thi , ab tu 42-40-48 hai,
Ab tere pass sab kuch pehle se jyada hai par phir bhi teri value kam hai.
Yahi INFLATION hai.
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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar loot liye,
Log bole: Shukar Karo, zevar hi gaye, bhabhi ki izzat to bach gayi.
Bhabhi Chillai: Kamino,
Izzat bech bech ke hi to zevar kharide the.
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Sardar dials a number,
A Girl answered,
Sardar: Hello… kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta.
Sardar: O teri, yeh to ayodhya lag gaya Sorry Maaate.
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While in India,
Arjun : Mom i wanna marry Vicky.
Mom : that’s not possible.
Arjun : but mom! Same sex marriages are legal now in most parts of the world.
Mom : but he’s not of our caste.
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Boy :Chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl :Tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge ?
Boy :Bilkul nahi.
Girl :To phir rehne de kameene.
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Pati: Sex ho jaye?
Wife:Nahi
Pati: Zewar la dunga
W:Nahi
Pati: Car launga
W:Nahi
Beta beech me so raha tha bola: Papa meri gand mar lo par CYCLE la do.
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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain.
Maa: Andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai.
Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain.
Maa: To bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
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Tumhari yaad dil se jaane nahi denge,
Tumhare jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,
Roj sharafat se SMS kiya karo warna,
Ek kaan ke niche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge.
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