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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,

ek din to sabne marna hai,

char din ki hai zindagi,

kha lo jee bhar ke,

agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Aap sabhi k liye...
8 Baate 8 Baato Ko
Khatm Kar Deti Hai.
1 Sorry - Galti Ko.
2 Dukh - Zindagi Ko.
3 Gussa - Rishte Ko.
4 Jhuth - Vishwas Ko.
5 Sath - Gam Ko.
6 Dhokha - Pyaar Ko.
7 Facebook - Career Ko
8 Whats app - Time Ko.
Kon kon iss baat ko mantaa hai ?..........shivam sudan

Uski nazar hamari taraf thi,
Meri uski taraf thi..
Wo mujse kuchh kahena chahti thi..
Me us se kuchh puchna chahta tha..
Do no uljan me baithe the..
Aur………….
Exam khatam

Chnda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaro,
Ghadi ke kante bhage.
Ek pariksha khtam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
subah hogye mamu...subah hogye mamu....

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Exam Life :-
9am- wakeup
10am- brkfast
11am- thinkng 2 score 80%:-)
12 am-watch t.v
1pm- lunch
2 pm-Thori nind le k padhnge dimag set
hoga:-P
4 pm-games
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5pm- thinking 2 score 60%:-|
6 pm-troubling frnds “kuch padha?”:-P
8 pm-searching books.
9pm- dinner
10 pm-lo bhai light gai:-P
11pm- hey bhgwan! Bs smbhal lena :-D

side effects of studying more-
a guy went to a Hotel..

He wanted to see the menu, but he forgot what it was called...

So he said- waiter, syllabus lana...!!!

Bhugol che Sir: Sanga bare poranno, Bharatat sarvat jaasta pawus kuthe padato? Chintu: Jamini var.

Chintu:Aaj sakali sakali chukun mi blade gilale?

Pintu:Mag kaye zaale? Chintu: Kaahi naahi, electric razor ni daadhi keli!

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Pappu In Lift.. . .
Girl : Mehnga Perfume Laga K Lift Me Ayi, . Or .
Pappu Ko Akad K Boli Cobra Perfume, Rs.6000..:) . .
2nd Girl Ayi : Jasmeen Perfume"rs.7000 .. :) . .
Achanak Lift Ruk Gayi Or Khuch Smell Aayi Dono Ladkiyon Ne Apna Naak Pakda . Or . Pappu Ko Dekhne Lagi... : . .
Pappu With Smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo.....
Pappu Madhosh Ladkia Behosh.

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..
BANK me jake So Gya.
Q?
Usne Board Par Padha >
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai

Breaking news: Ek bache ne Idea cellular ki
advertisement dekh kar apne parents ka mobile
inter-change kar diya.......
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Next week they got Divorced... :p :O

Dr.Pappu Mariz k picvade me Ungli dal k baitha tha
Golu ne pucha - ye kya kar rhe ho
Dr Pappu - Mariz ko Ulti kara rha hu
Golu -Kaise
Dr - Yahi Ungli Uske Muh me daluga...

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Manager: What is ur Qualification?

Pappu :I'm Ph.D.
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Manager: wat do u mean by
Ph.D.?
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Pappu : Passed High school with Difficulty.

Pappu: Papa Jab Aap Honeymoon Pe Gaye The
Tab Mein Kahan Tha?

Santa: Putar, Jaate Waqt Tu Mere Paas Tha

Aur Aatey Waqt Mummy Ke Paas..

Maa k Liye ---> Mother's Day ?
Dad k Liye ----> Fathe's Day ?
Baccho k liye --> Children's Day
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For Females ---> Women's Day ?
Koi hum Gareebo ko nai
puchta :'(
Boys ka koi day kyu nai aata? :@
Jaago Boys Jaago :P

Mohabbat To Bas
Naam Se Badnam
He......
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Warna . . .
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Takleef To SAbse
Zada Padai (Study)
Hi Deti He. :D :D

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1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,

"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utr jao..."

Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k 1 zor se thappad laga diya...

Bachha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,

"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utr jao ."
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai..

Dhritrastra Ne Gandhari Ko Ek Din Bade Pyar Se Bola.

Dhritrastra: “Hey Gandhari, Tum Dhanya Ho Tumne Mujhe 100 Bachho Ka Pyar Diya”

Gandhari: “Nath, Aap Agar Andhe Na Hote To Ye Kabhi Sambhav Na Tha“

Patni pati Pappu ko surprise
krne ke liye
kitchen me jake new
SIM se call ki
or boli-Hello Darling.
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Pati Pappu- Baad me call karo
jaan,
abhi meri wife
kitchen me
hai.... :P :D

Daaku aurat se ye saare zever mujhe de de.....

Aurat: le ye le
payal le, jhumke le, cori le, chain le, long le sab le le

aur

aur

aurat ban ja KUTTE

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Golden Thought of the Day :D

Girls Express Their Feelings With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings Wid sutta & Beers... :p :O ;-)) :D

Wo love love likhat rahi, hum liv liv padat rahe.
Wo kiss kiss likhat rahi hum kick kick padat rahe.
Wo Shadi kar k Sasural chali gayi ,hum sasura english speaking course hi karat rahe.

Badhti Mehngai
Aur
Ghat-ti Aamdani
Dekhkar,
Aisa Lagta Hai
Ki. . .
Aam Aadmi
Ko
AADHAR CARD
Nahi. .
UDHAR CARD
Ki
Zarurat Hai...

Ek Ladki Dushri se: agar mai kisi Car k
niche aajaun, to one month no college!

Dushri Girl: Agar mai ek truck k niche
aajaun,to 2 months no college!

Pappu: agar tum dono mere niche aajao, 9
months no college!

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100 Tke ki bat kehne ja
rha hu
Gour farmayiye
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Ladki ki Hasi
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Aur
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kutte ki
khaamoshi par kabhi
bharosaa
nahi
karna chahiye...=D

Height of insult...
Professor to a student
in
classroom:
"hey apne bagal wale ko
neend se jaga...":-/
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Student:"haraam khor
tune sulaya he ab tu hi
jaga...":p :D:-D

BULLET wala ACTIVA
wali se:-
kabhi bullet chalai hai??
Girl tez krke aage nikal
gai.
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Boy barabar me aakr...
Kabhi bullet chalai hai??
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Girl slow ho gayi.
Aage jakar boy ka
accident ho gaya.
Girl:- Or chala le bullet..
Boy:- Bandariya yahi to
puch raha tha chalai hai
toh bata de break kaise
lagte hai... :D=)) :D

Boy Frnd on msg: Sweet
heart Kya kar Rai
ho.......??
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GirlFrnd: meri Tabiyat
Kharab hai Jaanu Sone
Ja Rai Hu,&U......??
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Boyfrnd: Mai Cinema Hall
me Tere Piche baitha
popcorn kha rha hu Saali
KAMINI..:O :P =DD :D

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me
aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6
Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli
Kya 6 Aya To dubara
meri bari
ye boy pakka apna
pappu hi hoga...

I got msg on WhatsApp: Bored lady in your city looking for some hot action.
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So I sent her my clothes that needed to be ironed!

Indian economy has been down for years,

but nobody panics,

WhatsApp goes down for a few hours and everybody loses their minds.

I just wanted all of you know that I'm leaving Whatsapp.
This ride has been a blast and I've made a tonne of friends who I really do consider friends in the truest sense. Your humour and wit is amazing.

I'll miss all of you, but I've decided I need to spend more time with my family. So see you .
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after lunch!

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Mobile ek MANDIR hai;
Whatsapp uska DEVTA;
Group Banane Wala PUJARI;
Message Bhejne Wala DANI;
Padhane wala BHAKT;
Aur Reply Na Karne Wala...
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Bhikhari!

1 Marwari ka dard
"Tadapti mohabbat ka
bas itna fasana hain",
"Girlfriend milne ko bol
rahi hain, par dukaan
kholne jaana hain"

Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me
aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6
Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli
Kya 6 Aya To dubara
meri bari
ye boy pakka apna
pappu hi hoga...

Admin - sehi kaha dost aisa dimag pappu ka hi ho sakta hai

Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.

Ladki: Apne uncle ko phone do.

Bacha: Aap ka name?

Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka phone hai.

jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Ramesh Plumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)

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Life me meri 2 batein
hamesha yaad rakhna
1..... jb hawa chalti hai
to
patte hilte hain,
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2....... jb hawa nahi
chalti
to patte nahi hilte :P
ab thnx mat bolna :D
jb tak mai hu info milti
rahegi :v :v

Nursery k student Pappu ne
exam sheet pe Tatti kar
diya,
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.Teacher:Ye kya kiya
hai ?
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Pappu :Mummy ne
kaha tha ki pehle jo aa
raha he wahi karna!!! Bas kar
diya.... :p :D

2 lovers in KFC

boy : kya khaogi jaan?

Girl : samose mangwa lo.. or uske sath hari wali chatni...
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Moral : aur phasao gawaar ladkiya....!!! ;)

Girls Collage me Strike ho gayi,
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Sabhi girls Naare Laga rahi hai...
Boys bhi pichhe khade reh kar Girls ka saath de rahe the..
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Girls Naare lagate huye.. "HAMARI MAANGE"
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Piche se Awaaz Aayi,
"SINDUR SE BHARO"

"SINDUR SE BHARO...." :P

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Lady Beggar: A
bhaiya 1 rupya dede
3 din se bhuki hu.
Pappu: 3 din se bhuki
h to 1 rupye ka kya
karegi?
Lady: Wazan
dekhungi kitna ghat
gaya hai

Things to Learn Frm SRK
Muvie
Kuch Kuch hota hai:DOST SE PYAAR
Mohabattein: PRINCIPAL KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kal ho na ho: PADOSI KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi khushi Kabhi gum: NAUKAR KI BETI SE PYAAR
Kabhi Alvida na Kehna: DUSARO KI BIWI SE PYAAR
Baazigar: DUSHMAN KI BETI SE PYAAR
My Name is Khan: BAAL KATANE WALI SE PYAAR
Pardes: DOST KI MANGETAR SE PYAAR
Dil se: TERRORIST SE PYAAR

Mai Hoon na: TEACHER SE PYAAR
Note - SRK teaches us
how to manage
external affairs..

Admin- Sala SRK to Emran Harami ka B Baap hai :D

Pankaj Udas : Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.

Pappu : Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo

Premi ne apni premika ke mobile par missed call kia,
keval yaha dekhane liye ki usne uska number kis naam se save kia he?
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Screen par naam aaya-
'Murga No.5'

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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya to uss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya.

Ladki:
Apne uncle ko fon do.

Bacha:
Aap ka name?

Ladki:
Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-e man ka fone hai.

jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi.

uss ne masumiyat se kaha:
"lekin aunty mobile pe to "Ramesh Plumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)

Pappu ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske
Ghar Gaya or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi
Kya.. ??
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa
Gayi..
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Pappu:"Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..:p