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2 lovrs in pizzahut.
Ldka:kya khaogi.?
Ldki:
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"kachori mangwa lo"
Moral:gov scool ki ldkiya ptaoge to aisa hi hoga
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Haqiqat exam ki rusvai hoti h Kbhi section A to kbhi B me bewafai hoti h 5 question ki traf kdam badhakar dekho to 2 me hi aukat dikhai deti he.
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LOVE LETTER V/s EXAM PAPER
Love:
Hazaro khayal aate hain jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
Or
Exam:
Hzaro shabd likhne padte h jo khyalo me bhi nahi aate.
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1 tree katne se 2000 exam papers bante he,
Agar ham sab students mil kar
Exam na dene ka faisla kare to
Socho kitne ped bacha sakte he...
Aakhir ham hi to Des ka Future He,
Stop Global Warning "Save Tree" STOP EXAMS.
Is msg Ko Har Student Ko Bhejo
"EXAM HATAO" Tree Bachao....
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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta
TOH
aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki
1 student sare subject padhe?
"JAGO Students JAGO"
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Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
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papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
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Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho gI?
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Student
ehlay Ye To Btain K Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
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Ustad:"Bhai Chara" ka jumla banao"!
Shagird"
Jb Doodh wale se pochha k itna mehnga kiyu? bechte ho?
to us ne kaha,
"BHAI"! "CHARA"
mehnga hogaya hai.
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"SHAGIRD ka SHIKWA"
Yun fail jo krna tha, pehley he bta detey
Hm sari kitabon ko cholhey mn jala detey
Koshish to baht ki thi, nakam huey aakhir
Han pas to ho jatey jo naql kra detey
Parchey jo milay hm ko sb khali diye hm ne
Ay kash SAFAI k no. hi laga detey.
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Class Room is Like a Train
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1st Two Benches r ReservedFor VIP . .
Nxt Two Benches r General coach
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Then
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Last Two Benches r Vry Demanded.
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Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"
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A UKG boy pulled LKG girl into his room, locked d door, put-off d light, pulled her to d bed, coverd her into d bedsheet & said?
See my new RADIUM WATCH.!!
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Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale".
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Benefits of EXAMS
1.U can spend 3 hours in self
meditation
2.U can complete ur sleep
3.U can see ur teachers being bored
who usually bore u.
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Bean Came Out of Exam Hall Sad & Told
His Friend: "I Don't Know The Past Tense of
"THINK" I THOUGHT & THOUGHT & finally wrote
'THONK'!
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Samundar bhar corse hai,
nadi bhar padh pate hai,
balti bhar yad rahta hai,
mug bhar likh pate hai,
chllu bhar number aate hai,
usme doob k mar jate hai..
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Agar "EXAM" me paper kathin ho to
Ankhe band karo,
gehari saans lo or zor se kaho-
"Ye Subject Bahut Mazedar H,Hum Ise Agle Saal Fir Padenge.
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YE EK TRUE incident-hai
isse frwd kijeye taki bharat me
OR KISI BACCHE K SATH aisa na ho
Date 1July'11.
Jise soch k Insaan ki Ruh tak
kaanp jati hai..
Magar zalimo k hath tak na
kaanpe
Jaipur me 3 saal ki ek Masum
Bachhi
jo Theek se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,
Or jo din uske khelne kudne k
the
Uske sage Baap
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Or kamine Bhai ne milkar us
masum
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ko
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zabardasti
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"SCHOOL" Bhej diya.
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Leave aplicationby a cute child-
O Master ji,
Wen I cum,
rain cham cham.
Leg my fisla,
I gira dham.
Niche my bag&upar was hum.
Isliye 2 days, I not cum.
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The Best "Oopss!" Moment of COLLEGE Life...
WhEN The Teacher is Luking for someone to Answer the Question & you Accidentaly make an Eye-Contact !!
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Great students like us are like rockets..
It's not that we always aim at the sky..
But we never start our work until our tail is on fire...!
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True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!
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The only thing we learn in classes during serious lectures is..
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typin msgs widout looking at dphone.!!
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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.
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Air & Students have d same Mentality
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U Know How?
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Both are Turning d Book's Pages without Reading.
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Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de ..
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Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
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what is the proudest moment of the students life ??
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standing in middle of d exam hall n askin....
"sallo meri answer sheet kiske pass h vapas de do"....
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The Most "Hungry+Sad" MOment..
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When YOu're Sitting In The Examination Hall, Feeling Hungry & Then The Invigilator Is Served HOt "Tea With SamOsas"
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ARZ HAI.. SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , WAH WAH, SWARG SABKO CAHIYE PAR MARNA KOI NAHI CAHTA , TOP SABKO KARNA HAI PAR PADNA KOI NAHI CAHTA.... PADHO YAARO
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In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
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Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!
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7 Sal k bhai se 5 Sal ki behan puchti h
Wht is love?
pyr kya h?
Bhai-tum hr roz mere bag se chcolate kha jati ho lekin
mai fir bhi whi rkhta hu.That's love.
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Sabhi student ko Infom kiya jata
hai ki wo apne results aane se
pehle
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Ghar ki sab
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Chapallen
belts
pipes
wires
bat
jhaDu
wipar
etc.
Chupa de..
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Nahi to Result kharab aaya to
khamakha padosiyo ko free
Action Drama dekhne ko
miljayega..
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Students Ki Notebook Ka Last Page kholo to usme
Mile Ga....??
1. Love K (percentage) % Check Karne Wali Game.
2. Pen Ko Chalane K Liye Nikali Gayi Ink.
3. Silent Class Mein Bat Karne K Liye Likhi Gai
Batein. 4. Cross V/S Zero Game :p
5. Dost Ne Likha Hua Crush Ka Naam Aur Us Par Pen
Se Itna Ghisna K Usay Koi Na Parh Sake..
6.Apna Sign Wid Diffrent Types.. :0
7.Question ko solve karne ke liye ki gyi galat
calculation. 8.Half page fata hua
9.Funny pic. Drawn for timepass
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Student's Life is Like English
MoviesxP |
School = Jurassic Park..
Principal = King Kong..
Vice Principle = Hulk..
Teachers = Aliens.. =P
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..
Class Gals = Charlies Angels..♥
Syllubus = Deep Blue Sea
Exam = Mission Impossible =P
Invigilator = Terminator..
Result = 2012 ..(end of the world)
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Great students like us are like rockets..
It's not that we always aim at the sky..
But we never start our work until our tail is on fire...!
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True graduation speech:
First I would like to thank Google.
Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly,
to the thank Xerox machine!
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Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.
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Best memory of skul lyf
Notes copy krte samay-
ye kya likha h bey..
Jo samaj aa rha hai wo likh baaki aise hi
design bana de .
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Height of technology:
A stunt writes all Ans as
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and lastly he writes..
Ans. aer written in BAR CODE Format 2Protect from Being Copied.
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Great lines
Sometimes its better 2 bunk a class & do masti with frnds bcoz 2day whn I look back!
Marks never make me laugh bt memories do!......
Gn frndss
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#Exam facts-
1) Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams
2) During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power...Yoyo
3) 50% of the exam is always based on 1 lesson that you missed and 1 topic that you didnt prepare....
4) Law of studentology: Book continues to be in state of rest or covered with dust and soil, unless the exams are appeared
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Classic examples for students of
different age groups :-. .
1st to 3rd class - hey ! I studied
everything for exam . .
4th to 6th class - hey ! That question
was very hard so i leave only that
question
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7th to 10th class - hey ! Read only
important questions . . .
11th class - i think 4 chapters are
enough 2 get pass .
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12th class - kal exam kaun sa hai yaar ?
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And in college - saalo bata to dete aaj
exam hai, main toh pen bhi nahi laya..
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Calling friends 1 day before
Exam :. .
You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar
liya?".
Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit
hogayi bas 1 bachi hai !" .
You (Dissapointed &worried)
calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya
oye..?"
Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus
finish. Revision bachi hai bas..!"
You ( dissapointed again & now
more worried..!)
You (to your best friend) :
"kitna kar liya yaar" .
Best frnd :"bhai abhi toh shuru
bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar
poori raat apni hai 
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You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa .."
Awesome feeling comes instantly
♥ No disappointment, No worries
"Ab toh raat me hi
padhunga,"*book s band*
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Jo student top kre, wo
"Student Of The Year"
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
"Student Of The Next Year";.. Think hatke- jiyo datke...
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Boy jab fail ho jaye to....
mom 3 words kehti hai: " AUR JAA GHUMNE "
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Gf bhi 3 words kehti hai:"SHARM NAHI AATI "
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Aur dost bhi 3 words hi kehtehain but dil jeet lete hain
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" Abe Tu Bhi " .
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A good teacher according to students is 1 who :
-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking
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Zndagi me kch cheezo ka..MAZA HI KUCH
AUR HOTA HA...
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Jaise:"Padhte-Padhte razai mein so jane
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Teacher k padhane par kahi khojane
ka,
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Lab me instruments ki waat lagane ka,
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Library me books par pen chalane ka,
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apne frnd ko baar baar uskelover k
samne chidane ka,
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Baar-Baar eye contact kar man me
muskurane ka,
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Chalte-Chalte apne dost ko girane ka,
Or
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phir in palo ko yaad kr aaj bhi
muskurane ka..
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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard...
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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"OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO . ...:p
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