STORY
VIDEOS
NON VEG
India: A country where we respect everything frm a river to a piece of land as Mother but can't ensure the safety n dignity of women.
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Listening to your Wife is like reading terms & conditions of a website. You understand nothing but still click on "I AGREE"
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A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage.
She said: Sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one idiot.
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A Philosopher HUSBAND said: Every WIFE is a 'Mistress' of her Husband...
'Miss' for first year & 'Stress' for rest of the life.
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Insurance Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,,
Insurnce Wale B Kya Gajab Dhate Hai,,
Logo Ki Bibiyo Ke Paas Beth Ke Pati Ke Marne Ke Faide Samjhate Hai.
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A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and
long enough to cover the subject.
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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side,
a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed.
Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
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He's turned his life around.
He used to be depressed and miserable.
Now he's miserable and depressed.
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It's always darkest before the dawn.
So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper,
that's the time to do it.
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good,
in spite of all the people who say he is very good.
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An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way
in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
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A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted.
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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments,
you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them.
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known,
then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
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Women sleep on the right side of the bed
because even while sleeping they have to be right!
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task,
since it consists principally in dealing with men.
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What is diffrence between problem & talent?
2 boys love 1 girl= problem!
1 boy love 2 girls= talent
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
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If you are stressed, you'll get pimples..
if you cry,you'll get wrinkles..
So, why don't you smile & get dimples?
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see
what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
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I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
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reply me soon!
.
urs lovingly
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"MOSQUITO"
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Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r,
it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self,
so change ur underwear daily.
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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree,
I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
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Student: "Father in law".
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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.
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A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked
Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
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Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.
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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Luv makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above...
So always Brush ur Teeth.
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Can v do romance in the evening today?
.
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
.
reply me soon!
.
urs lovingly
.
"MOSQUITO"
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Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.
2nd Child: Why are you crying?
1st Child: I came here for a blood test.
2nd Child: So? Are you afraid?
1st Child: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
At this, the second one started crying profusely.
The first one was astonished.
1st Child: Why are you crying now?
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2nd Child: I came for a urine test !
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Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.
Wife:What is 1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second.
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Women are like computers.
As soon as u commit 2 one, u realize that,
if u had waited a little longer
u could have had a better model..
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Height of "Ohh Shit" like situation..
A guy takes a blade n write his girlfriend's name
on his forearm and?
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makes a spelling mistake...
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Sonu : kyu be, kaha ja raha hain?
Monu : yaar 'karkhane' ja raha hu..
Sonu : abe saale ullu banata hain..
itni badi Car tu kaise Khayega?
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2 cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal me admit tha,
1st cockroach (sympathy k sath) bola
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"kya baygon se?"
2nd : "nehi re, paragon se.."
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Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status"
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1.Saa
2.Re
3.Gaa
4.Maa
5.Paa
6.Dha
7.Nee
8.Saa
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Kripya khudko pehchan ne ke liye 3 our 6 fir se dohraye.
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Dad : beta, why ur sister sitting so silent?
Son : Nothing dad sister asked lipstick
but I gave fevistick thats all.
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Letter by a little kid who hates math..
Dear math please grow up n solve ur own problems
don't depend on others.
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lil girl went 2 shop and asked
"jb m badi ho jaungi mujse sadi kroge?"
shopkeeper : "Ha kyun nahi"
lil girl : to apni hone wali wife ko 1 chocolate v nhi doge.
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Human=Eat+Work+sms+sleep
Gadha=Eat+Work+sleep
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hence
Human=Gadha + sms
or
Human - Sms = Gadha
proves that human without sending sms = Gadha.
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Best quote on a girl's T-shirt :
In front - "I M Virgin"
On back - "This is my old T-shirt"
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Tchr : passive me badlo,
"Bache jab sunsan jaga par jate hain to hadso ko janam dete hain"
Stdnt : "sunsan jaga par huye haadso se bacho ka janam hota hain.
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Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.
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Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.
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one kanjus on his death time
my wife where r u
wife= yes i'm here
kanjus-my sons r u all here
yess papa
to fir us room me pankha q on hai.
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