STORY
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Love affairs:Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more popular than a five-day test.
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Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means
With Idiot for Ever.
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Ques : shadi me dulhe ke saath Baarati kyun jate hain ? ? ?
Ans :- kyunki bade kehte hain ki kisiki khushi mein Jao na jao
par musibat me zarur jana chahiye..
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Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi kiske sath hogi,
Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar ye sms padne wala muskra de to
Samjo baat pakki.
Happy smile day.
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Dad: BETA ladki ka baap ghadi de to SUIT mang lena!
Scooter de to CAR, Dukan de to MAKAN manglena.
Beta- acha to LADKI ke badle
uski
MAA manglu?
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BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai.
GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
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Kaun si devi aise hai jiska prasad bhut famous hai
socho?
Dimag lagao....
Are yaar,
Rabry Devi ke
Lalu Prasad.
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Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide.
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Ek aisi jagah btao jaha amir se amir insaan bhi katori lekr khada rahta hain
socho
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socho
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socho
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aur socho
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sochte raho
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Golgappe(panipuri) wale ke pas.
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A boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months.
Girls Father: How can u proove it.
boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.
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What is the highest level of stupidity?
Ans:- Jab kansmama ko pata tha ki devki aur Vasudev ki 8wa santan uska badh karega
to dono ko karagar me eksaath kyun rakha?.....
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Son : Mom u r white but why i am black?
Mom : ok dear considering all the crazy things i've done at young age,
i am really thankful to god that u don't bark.
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Ek pagal ulta nanga soya tha,
ek admi ne uske piche tabla bajaya
ulta soya huya pagal sidha huya aur bola,
le ab bansuri baaja.
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Mallika Sherawat goes to the L.I.C officer to insure her body,
the L.I.C officer refused,
sorry madam we dont cover public property.
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Doctor : kya taklif hai?
Patient : sote waqt saas lene mein taklif hota hai
Doctor : aj se sote waqt saas ko nehi saali ko lekar sona.
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Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Taqdeer kisi bhi waqt bhi badal sakti hai,
Hausla rakh, channel na badal,
SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt Jhuk sakti hai.
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Teacher : What is common between Buddha, Jesus, Mahabir and Guru Nanaka?
Student : All of them were born on government holidays.
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Dhitarastra - main bahut khush hoon priye, tumne mujhe 100 putra diye.
Gandhari - yeh samvab na hota swami aagar aap andhe na hote.
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son : aap papa k upar char k jump kyon karte h?
mom : papa k pet ki hawa nikal ne k liye.
son : kya faida, kamwali to papa ki pant khol k mukh se fir bhardeti hai.
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Husband: Meri Biwi Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay
Police Station jao.
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Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi
may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?
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Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus aye,
kiya tumhein pta nahi tha ki main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galati ho gayi,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahi hain..
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One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using
Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any
message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid "This was a missed call"
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Cstmer : How much is that banana for?
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Slsman : Rs.10
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Cstmer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
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Slsman : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
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Cstmer : Ok I will buy the banana for Rs.4, but you can keep the peel!
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Do you know why God has created spaces between your fingers?
So that someone would come in your life..
hold your hand & say...
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"LE CIGARETTE PEE.."
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Employee and boss - a funny conversation
EMPLOYEE- "BOSS MERI SHADI HO GAYI, MERI SALARY BADHA DO"
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BOSS- "FACTORY KE BAHAR HONE WALE HADSO KE LIYE COMPANY ZIMEDAR NAHI HOTI"
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TEACHER: WO TEEN WORDS BTAO JO SBSE JYADA BOLE JAATE HAI?
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STUDENT:MUJHE NAHI PTA
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TEACHER:SABASH BETA BAITH JAO.
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3 monkeys escaped from the zoo...
One was caught watching TV...
Another playing football...
And the third one...
(scroll down for answer)
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No its not you...
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Why do u always think u r a monkey?
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A boy went 2 drop an unknown aunty 2 her home,
Aunty: beta raat bahot ho gayi hain, yahi so jao, bittoo ke room me.
Boy: nahi aunty main guest room me so jaunga
next morning a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee.
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boy: aap kon?
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girl: main bitoo.. aap kon?
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boy: main chutia...
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me,
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born?
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Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
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Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
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kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena..
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo..
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati..
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo..
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Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha,
"Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?
" BIWI Boli, "Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
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Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo.
Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
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Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.....
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