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A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”
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Phone rings at night. Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home” Wife : ” He is at home” Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?” Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”
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Ek Sindhi Bhagwan se Prarthna karta hai:
Hey mere 33crore Devi-Devtaao
Mujhe kuch nahi chahiye..
Bus Aap sabhi Mujhe 1-1 Rupaya de do.
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Friends are the siblings god forgot to give us.
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Love is DOCOMO, do the new.Marriage is IDEA, can change ur life.Wife is HUTCH, where ever you go she follows.But Friendship is AIRTEL, ek atut bandhan……!
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I am very happy because my friends got some esteem for me and they are always aware of what is happening to me so I always smile at life.
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A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
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Our paths may change as life goes along, but the bond between friends remains ever strong
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No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
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Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..
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Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy
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Everybody knows how to love, but few people know how to stay in love with one person forever.
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Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life
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Mohabbat ki talash mein nikale ho tum, arre o pagal.
Mohabbat khud talash karti hai jisse barbaad karna hota hai.
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Uski surat ko jab se dekha hai
Meri ankhon par log marte hain.
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I you can’t change a Girl………………..then change the Girl.
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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
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Nothing is perfect, but when I’m with you everything is perfect.
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Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.
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Someone is “Driving” …since 4 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
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80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
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If a police officer says,Anything you say will be taken down & used as evidence ….Your answer should always be,,please don’t hit me again officer…
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Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror
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I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once ;)
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My silence doesn't mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!!!
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I knew, I was born to be a pessimist, because my Blood group is B negative.
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Someone asked me what is UR attitude…
then i simply replied
“BEING SINGLE IS MY ATTITUDE…"
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No matter what has happened. No matter what you’ve done. No matter what you will do. I will always love you. I swear it.
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Aapko jo dekha hmne, mano zindagi mil gayi hai
Aapka pyar paya humne, mano jannat mil gayi hai..
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Thanks for changing my life completely. Beside you my lonely days are over. You have made my life happy
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Every time I need you are right next to me, I feel like in the clouds when I look at you and I cannot say how much I love you my life
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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho..,
Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi...
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Facebook par girl ki friend request
aane
par....
.
.
.
Ek Aam aadmi apne 4,5
dosto ko
Yad krta h or sochta h...
.
Kis haramkhor ne banayi h
ye
Fake ID...
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Straight Insult :
HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?
WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai..
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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..
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Those who try to do something and fail are infinitely better than those who try to do nothing and succeed!
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Success isn't a matter of being the best and winning the race...
Success is a matter of handling the worst and still finishing the race!
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If you have a “Magnetic” personality and yet people don’t get attracted to you, it’s not your fault… They have “IRON” deficiency in their bodies.
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Scientist say the world is made up of Proton,Neutrons and Electrons…they forgot to mention Morons like u :);)
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When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
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Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
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There are three sides to an argument - your side, my side and the right side.
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I Loved A Girl and She Broke my heart….. Now every piece of my heart love DifferenT Girlz…. People called it flirt Thats Not fair…
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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
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I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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Coins Always Make Sound But The Currency Notes Are Always Silent! ?that’s why i’m always Calm & Silent
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