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Classic Insult
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Us Ne Kaha-
Mere Ishq Me Fanaa Ho Jao
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Mene Kaha-
Mere Pas Tym Nhi, Dafa Ho Jao
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TEAM is a group of people who may not be equal in Qualification, Experience or Talent but are equal in COMMITMENT to achieve success..
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Someone Asked Shakespeare:
"U Married A Girl Elder Than U, Why?"
He Showed Him A Calendar N Said
"A Week Has 7 Days;
Can U Say Which Day Is Younger,
Either Sunday Or Saturday ??
So, Love Comes From Heart Not In Age"
Love Has No Age.
-MORAL:
Age doesnot Matter
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Ab to hadd ho gai...
Aj subah uthate hi Obama ne Michelle ka sar choomke bola :
Kem Che Bakudi ...
Latest Jo Baka jokes, Latest Jo Bakudi Jokes
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Impact of movies...
Teacher : Who is Mahatma Gandhi???
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Student : He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.
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Santa Ki Biwi Jeeto Kidnap Ho Jati Hai
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Kidnaper Santa Ko Phone Lagata Hai Aur Bola -
“Agar Aaj Raat Tak Paise Na Diye Toh Tumhari
Biwi Ko Maar Denge”
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Santa Khamosh Raha
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Agle Din Fir Phone Aaya -
“Agar Aaj Raat Tak Paise Na Diye Toh Tumhari
Biwi Ke Tukde Tukde Karke Cheel Kauwo Ko
Khila Denge”
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Santa Khamosh Raha
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Agle Din Fir Phone Aaya -
“Agar Aaj Raat Tak Paise Na Diye Toh Tumhari
Biwi Sahi Salamat Lauta Di Jayegi”
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Santa – “Paise Bol Kameeney, Darata Kise Hai?”
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Pappu khudkushi pr speech de raha tha....
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khudkushi paap h
zulm h
gunaah h
buzdili h
pagalpan h
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khudkushi karne se bahtr to insaan khud ko goli maar le
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Pyar kar k shadi karni chahiye
ya fir
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye ?
Best reply-
Shadi kar k pyar karna chahiye
Lekin
Is ki khabar biwi ko nhi Lagni chahiye
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In heaven God told all husbands & wives to gather for a meeting!
He told the men to stand in two queues...
Those who are controlled by their wives & those who control their wives!
Only 1 man stood in d second Queue...
God said "So you control ur wife?"
Man: "R u CRAZY ???
My wife told me to stand here".
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A Sindhi Searched for price of iphone 6 on google ...
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Google replied
"Tu rehne de re.. "
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Log kehte hai ki 40,000/- ka royal
paint lagaye to ghar
rangeen dikhta he.
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. Are pagal 400/-ki ROYAL STAG piyo,
sara shehar rangeen dikhega..!...
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PM Modi - why were u spying on BJP?
Obama - leave it off, chill Modi ji.
PM Modi - Do u know Amit Shah?
Obama - I Am so sorry,won't repeat.
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On comments
Girl 1 -shopping is great with discounts
Girl 2 -Omg where?
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Inbox
G2 -didi kaha?
G1 -pagli sabji lene gayi thi dhaniya mircha free mil gaya
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A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on."
The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now."
The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
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A man went to America for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver.
Man : Who is speaking?
Servant : Servant Sir.
Man: Where is the Madam?
Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.
Man: What? I am her husband came to America today.
Servant: What can I do now sir?Man: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time , there come 2 shooting sounds , after that ,
Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir?
Man: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool
Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir
Man: What, ? No swimming pool?
Servant: Yes Sir
Man: Sorry, wrong number...
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College life- ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,
jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana
de!!
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Getting bored? Need some adventure in life?
Go to a stranger’s wedding and scream…. ‘Don’t marry dear…. I still love you’!
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Only 3 living beings are immune to cold on earth:
1. Polar bears
2. Penguins
3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless at marriages in India !
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Drink 5 cups of milk and try to push the wall ….
And then drink 5 cups of alcohol and watch …. It’ll move on its own!!
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‘Sympathy’… You can get from Anybody —
But..! ‘Jealousy’… You have to Earn it!
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Obama to Modi, minutes before Modi\'s speech in UNGA: \"Eagerly looking forward to hearing some Shahzada jokes, Mr. Modi!\" #ModiAtUN
Obama : Yes, we can!
Modi : Garba? Dandia?
Obama : No, i can\'t!
Modi : Yes, we can! LOL!
Modi ~ Hi BOB !!
Obama~ Who is BOB here ?
Modi ~ You \"Barack Obama Bhai \"
Obama:You are fasting.
Modi:How u know?
O:CIA told me.
M: Michelle bhabhi gave u spicy food today.
O:HOW D HELL U KNOW?
M:Amit Shah told me.
If modi is a true Gujju, he\'ll give a 2nd hand copy of Geeta or a cheap shawl to Obama because he won\'t be eating at the White house dinner
Modi went to USA - Obama ke achhe din.
Arnab went to USA - Obama ke bure din.
Obama: Welcome to USA Mr Modi. Your friend Mr Arnab reached yesterday
Modi: I hate USA
Obama: WHAT?
Modi: U.S.A, Unbearable Sound of Arnab
Obama orders an inquiry into Hollywood movie budgets... After Modi stated #Mangalyaan was cheaper than Hollywood movie budgets...
Obama: What do you want for dinner
Modi: Sorry, I am fasting
Obama: Fasting? Last time I heard that the ruling party ate your whole country.
Given that Modi will be fasting during his US visit, he won\'t be able to have achche din-ner (Dinner) with Obama.
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Behind every Successful Man there is a Woman……
Because Women don’t run behind Unsuccessful Men!!
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If the loser smiles after losing the game, the winner loses the thrill of his victory”!!
That’s the power of Smile !!
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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
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Someone..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!
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Ae Dil Kissi Ki Yaad Mein Rona Fazool Hai
Ye Aansoo Bade Anmol Hain Inhe Khona Fazool Hai
Royo To Unke Liye
Jo Tum Par Nisaar Hain
Unke Liye Kya Rona Jinke Aashiq Hazaar Hain?
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Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain,
Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain
Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain
Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h....:-D
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Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai
-1. No.
2. Yes
.3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hu
.4. I m engaged.
5. I love someone else......
Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare toh ladke k 5 jawab -.
1. Haa.
2. Yes.
3. Ok.
4. Alright.
5. Me 2
..Moral: Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai...!!
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Sardar wanted to become a great scientist like Newton.
After long research, he wrote the 4th law of motion:
"Loose motion can never be done in slow motion". ..
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Girl: wht is ur job
Boy: im in admin dept
Girl: which company
Boy: arey fb pe 2-3 pages ka
admin hun aur kya chahiye :-P
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Jaate Jaate Wo Koi Achchi Nisani De Gaye,
Umar Bhar Daura Saku Aisi Kahani De Gaye,
Hum To Rah Gaye Pyase,
Par Humari Palko Ko Wo Pani De Gaye.
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Woh Bewafa Nahi Mujhe Pata Hai,
Uski Raah Dekhna Ye Meri Ada Hai,
Wo Aaye Na Aaye Ye Uski Waffa Hai,
Bas Tadpte Rehna Ye Meri Sazaa Hai.
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DABANG Style:
SIR:- Pankaj tumhare saare
answers
galat hain..
Pankaj:- kamaal karte ho
sir ji.. marks hi to maang rahe hain..
pyar se de do warna thappad
maar ke bhi le sakte hain....!
SIR:- Battamiz.. !!!
Pankaj:- Battamiz se yaad aaya
sir aapke pitaji kaise hain??
SIR:- nikal ja class se..!!!
Pankaj:- Chup-chap marks
de do..
warna anwers sheet mein itne
chedd karunga ki confuze ho jaoge
ki fail
kahan likhe aur zero
kahaan dein.
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Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau,
Paas aake ruk jau,
Na kuch bolu Na batau bus
Aap Ki AANKHO ME,
Ha inhi Aankho me..
SANTRE KA CHILKA NICHOD KK BHAG
JAU.
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tere liye chod di hai parvaha
jaan ki ,
tujhe pane ke liye sab tujhi pe
diya hai chod ,
ab karna sab kuch tumhe hi
hai , dunya ke julm na ab rok
payenge ,
tum itna kar dena mere liye ,
chahe kuch bhi ho kadam na
dagmagaye mere !!
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School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya
saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling
ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress
me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
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Santa went to interview for FBI agent.
Interviewer: “who killed abraham
lincoln?”
Santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i
would immediately start
investigation.“
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Pappu Paperan Ch Fail Ho Gaya, Es Gall Te Baapu Ne Keha, Apne Padosh Aali Kudi Nu Dekh, Class Ch First Aayi Hai.
Oh Baapu Ohnu Hi Taan Dekhta Si, Taan Hi Taan Fail Ho Gaya…
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Santa & Banta Saffar Te Ja Rhe See, Raste Wichoh Raat Ho Gye
Te Oh Tent Lga Ke So Gye,
Raat Nu Banta Di Akh Khuli
Ohne Santa Nu Jaga Ke Kiha Asman Wal Dekh Ke Dass Tainu Ki Nazar Aa
Riha Hai Santa Boliya Bhut Sare Sittare
Banta Is To Ki Patta Lagda Hai
Santa: Assman Bhut Hi Khubsurat Hai Te Roshni B Hai
Banta: Oye Kanjra, Koi Sada Tent Putt Ke Lai Gya Hai
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Ek Bache Di Nani Us Nu Sula Rahi C, Te Keh Rahi C Soja Degree Soja!
Tan Pdosan Ne Puchea Esnu Degree Kio Bula Rahi Hai
Tan Usne Keha,
Meri Kudi Chandigarh Degree Lain Gai C Aah Lai K Aa Gai…
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Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C:
“Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”…
Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya,
Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu,
Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”
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Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?
Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.”
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Bahut Kuch Ditta Eh Rabba Tu Mainu, Bass Ik Meharbani Hor Karde
Ja Tah Milaade Mainu Yaar Mere Naal, Nhi Tah Botal Whisky Di Mere Moohre Dharde
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.
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Ek baar cheenti ko dekhne haathi k ghar wale aaye,
Haathi ne cheenti ko pasand kar liya par cheenti ne haathi se shadi karne ko mana kar diya…
Batao kyun?
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Kyunki haathi k daanth acche nahi thae
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Ek baar hathi aur chitti luka chupi khel rhe the mandir me.
hahi ko chitti jaldi mil gayi
pucho ku?
kuki chitti ke chappal mandir ke bhar pade tae.
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ek baar hathi aur chitti luka chupi khel rhe the mandir me.
hahi ko chitti jaldi mil gayi
pucho ku?
kuki chitti ke chappal mandir ke bhar pade tae.
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Ek baar hathi aur chitti luka chupi khel rhe the mandir me.
hahi ko chitti jaldi mil gayi
pucho ku?
kuki chitti ke chappal mandir ke bhar pade tae.
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Once Haathi and Cheeti went for swimming but they were doing it only one by one..
you know the reason .. Why ?
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Because they had only one swim suit
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