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Once Haathi and Cheenti (Good friends) were going on a motorcycle and met an accident. Haathi suffered serious injuries whereas Cheenti was all fine..
Do you know why ?
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Because she was wearing helmet and Haathi did not
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Once three cheethis were sitting.
Just then a haathi passed by.
‘Oye haathi’, said a cheethi ‘Mujhse kushti ladega’
Other cheethis said’Chod yaar bechara akela hai!’
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Ek baar haanthi aur cheeti mein zorr ki behas hui, bohot ladai hui ki unhone iss behas ko khatam karne ki liye panja ladayein, jo panja jeetega, usi ki baat sahi hogi..
Dono Punja ladane ki liye aamne saamne aa gaye .. fir bhi unki behas ka hall nahi hua..
bolo kyun…. ?? ???
Kyunki cheenthi aur haanthi k paas Panja hi nahi ladane ko toh panje se unki behas ka hal nahi ho saka
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Bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi.
Tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya .
Ek chiti hathi pe chad gayi ,tabhi ek dusri chiti ne kaha duba de saale ko …. !!!!
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Ek chinti k shadi hathi se ho gayi aur kuch dino baad hathi mar gaya .
Toh chinti boli ya khuda ye kaisi khudai 2 din ka pyar aur zindgi bhar ki khudai.
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Thought 4 d 'Romantic Monsoon' !!
Avoid meeting ur Girlfriend during Monsoon...
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Otherwise ,.
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She will become
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'Mom-SOON
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Lovely points to learn from Water...
"Adjust yourself in every situation & in any shape"
But Most importantly
Always find your
"Own way to flow"!!
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Main Pee Kar Nahin Behakta.
Behakta Hun Toh Usey Dekh Kar!
Ab Bataao Zara Ki Sharaab
Haraam Hai Ya
Woh ???
To Mummy Ke Kamre Se Aawaaz
Aayi :
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Sharaab Haraam Hai ,
Aur
Woh Haraamzaadi Hai ..!
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A Girl's character represents the
character of her family.
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Where as
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A Boy's character represents his
friends'.
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"When a river overflows, fishes eat ants...
But, when water dries, the ants eat fish"
Life gives chance to everyone, just wait for ur turn.
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Nurse to patient with bleeding head: Your name?
Patient: Raju
Nurse: What’s your Birth date?
Patient : 01 Feb
Nurse : Are you Married?
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Patient : No, no , it was a car accident..........
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Modern definition of
"Boyfriend"
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A person who has to-
like all the status and photos of his girlfriend,
no matter how bad they are....
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Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with-
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Mummy tumhein jo
pasand ho wahi
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For those girls who say that-
"mere piche to bhot se ladke
pade
hai"
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They always should remember
that-
"Low price always attract
customers"...
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Aaj ka suvichaar:
A positive attitude
may not solve
all your problems,
but it annoys enough
people to make it worthwhile...
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Me: Airtel sucks, there is no speed, poor connectivity..
Airtel Executive:
Vodafone is no better..
Me: How do you know that?
Airtel Executive: I use Vodafone..!!
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Dear Parents...!!!!
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If you want to find out where your Son/
Daughter is, In the house,
Simply turn off the Wi-Fi and Wait..!
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Girl - Kya Dekhte ho
Pappu - Surat Tumhari
Girl - Kya chahte ho
Pappu - Chahat tumhari
Girl - Na jo hum keh de
Pappu - MKC Tumhari
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Guys ye padh lena apke exams me
zaroor ayega !
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Name
Roll number.
Class Subject
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Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya
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Vo kaun si gandi chij hai
jo aapke kapdo se har
waqt chipki rheti
hai.....????
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Socho
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Socho.. socho..
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Are janaab aap
khud....:P :O :D
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Ladkiyon ki 5 Bate kabhi
samjh nahi aati
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1: Tum Bade Wo Ho
(Pata nahi wo se kya
matlab.?)
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2: Mujhe tumse yeh
umeed nahi thi (Toh Kya
Umeed Thi)
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3: Tum pehle jaise nahi
rahe (toh fir main pehle
kaisa tha)
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4: Such btana main kaisi
dikh rahi hu (ab sach
bolke pitna thodi na
hain)
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5: I'm very selfish na..
(Ab sach bol do toh gai
bhaish pani main).
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Jab bhi gali me chalo
nazren jukhake chalo qki
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aisa krne se na sirf apki
izzat badhegi balki....
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gire hue paise milne k
chance bhi badh
jayenge.. :p=D ;D
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Banta santa se: Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya?
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Santa: wo to hona hi
tha ,,, Ghutno pe Chal k
Aayi thi Mere Paas..
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Banta: Fir kya hua... wo
Kya Boli?
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Santa:Boli Palang k
Neeche se Nikal Aao, Ab
Nahi Maarungi... :D:D
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Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se
badnam he......
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warna.
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takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti
he...:p
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Height of insult. . . .
RAKHI SAWANT Train
me!
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TC- Ticket?
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Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi
Ticket hai.
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TC- Jurmana lgega!
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Rakhi-Q?
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TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS
me baithi
ho
&
Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai
tmhara. . . .
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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me
aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6
Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli
Kya 6 Aya To dubara
meri bari
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Kal wo mili mujhse
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shaam ka waqt
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bujhi-2 si
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jhuki-2 si
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jb maine pucha
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udaas kyo ho?
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itna pareshan kyo ho?
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jhuka k palke
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chupa k chehra
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gale se lag k
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ro-2 k thak k
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lagi wo kehne
itna romantic msg
likha
tha tmko,
papa k numbr pr chala
gya....:-(
:-P:-P:-P:-P.
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Fighter pilot Pappu, kamyabi k baad
apna jahaaz
land karne pe bohut khush hua..
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Niche utarne pe ground staff ne
usey hatho hath lia
aur uski wardi utarne me help karne
lage..
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Pappu (fakr se): Aaj maine Pakistan
ke 4 jahaaz, 2
helicopter or 1 tank ko mara hai..
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Ground Staff: Wo sab to theek hai
lekin sir ji apne 1 galti kar di..
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Pappu :Kaun si galti?
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Ground Staff: Bas aap isi khushi me
Pakistan me hi land kar gaye hain...:p
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Best Sms Of 1946.
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Tab MOBILE Tha Kya???
Tum Bhi na Bus Pagal ho jaate ho humara post
padne k liye...
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Pappu Apne Dost K Ghr Se
Apne Ghar Jane Laga
To
Bahar Barish Ho Rahi Thi . .
Dost: Aj Mere Pas Hi Ruk Jao
Barish Bohat Tez He
Pappu : Ok
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Dost Ne Bistar Lagaya Or
Dkha To Pappu Ghayab Tha.
1 Ghante Bad Pappu Bheegta Hua Aya Or
Kehne Laga. . .
'Yaara Me Ghr Walo Ko Btane
Gaya Tha K Aj Barish Ki Waja Se
Me Ghr Nhi Aa Sakunga'
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Pankaj Udas : Ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo, ye daulat bhi lelo, ye shaurat bhi lelo.
Pappu : Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo
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KAMINE DOST
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A broken lover's emotional status
on Facebook:
"Agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur
ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!"
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Friend's
Comment:
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"Agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone
dega kya..??!"
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Cna yuo raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
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Cna yuo raed tihs? I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it
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"Main kyu pehle confess karu, wo ladka hai, use karna chahiye!"
"Yaar usne Na bol di toh? Chhod main ni karta propose!"
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*Abortion of a love story!
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Ager ladki ko Asthma attack aaye, to use der tak apne hontho se sans
do..
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Student : wo to thik hai sir,
Lekin aisa kya kre ke usey Asthma
attack
aaye?
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Mom: Why R U pregnant?
Daughter: This is our project in college about "Miracle of Life"
Mom: Tell me who is he?
Daughter:I dont know, it was a group project.
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What do we learn from ��cow, ��buffaloes, elephants, rhino's, hippo's. ..
It is just impossible to reduce weight by eating green grass and salads
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ACP Pradyuman : Laash mein se kidney gayab hai..Iska matlab samjhe Daya?
Daya : Kya sir?
ACP: Marne se pehle zaroor isne iPhone 6 kharida hoga.
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Girls hostel ki light 3 din se
gayab..
Tang aakar madam ne
department ko phone kiya aur kaha,...
3 din se ladkiya mombati se
kaam chala rahi hai,
*Aaj to Aadmi bhej do*
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Bombay walo ke sath tragedy-
Metro train se utarke local train pakdo to lagta hai jaise Girlfriend se milke waapas Wife ke paas pahuch gaye
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3 BIGGEST LIES OF A STUDENT'S LIFE....
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1 " bhai aaj tu khilade kal mein tujhe treat dunga..."
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2), " bahot masti karli yaar...ab kal se padhna shuru karunga..."
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3)"maam homework kiya tha but copy ghar pe bhul gaya...."
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AGREE STUDENTS?? ALL STUDENTS LIKE THIS joke!!!!
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In india number 4 roars!
-4 din ki Chaandi
-4 bottle Vodka
-4 baj Gaye
-4 log kya Kahenge
-4 log kandha dene ke liye
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A Japanese came to India.
He took AUTO 2 Go 2 Airport.
On d way a HONDA overtakes
Japanese said- HONDA made in JAPAN,very fast
Next TOYOTA overtakes,again He said-TOYOTA made in JAPAN...very fast
Airport came,he asked How Much?
Driver:Rs.800 ��
Jap: Why so
Driver: METER made in INDIA, Very Fast...
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*Foreign*
Son : Mom,I'm not feeling well today
Mom : Oh Dear. Let me make you some soup :')
*India*
Son : I'm not feeling well
Mom : Aur ghusa reh din bhar phone/computer mein. Nalayak kahi ka.
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Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:
FOR SALE
Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition.
Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married. Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called
"Mother In Law
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Girlfriend Ka Birthday Tha, Boyfriends Us Se Milne Gaya.
Girlfriend: “Mera Bday Gift Kaha Hai?”
Boyfriend: “Tum Sadak Ke Us Par Ek Red Hot Ferrari Dekh Rahi Ho Na?”
Girlfriend Khushi Se: “Yesssss”
Boyfriend: “Same Color Ki Nailpaint Li Hai Tere Liye“
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Sunny loene - Get ready to Die
Alok Nath - Par mere sir me to baal hi nai hai Beti.
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Har jagah 1 tufan sa aya h.
Har1 k zuba pe "Lakhan"
ka naam chaya h Jab b sms
tone bajti h
Sab bolte h yelo phir_______ KING of
"PULGAON"
ka pyarasa sms aya h.
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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
GaL : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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