STORY
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Gangnam Style is the result of Rajinikanth once practising horse
riding for a shot in the movie, without a horse
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Rajnikant went to world cooking championship.
Of course rajni won
but guess what he made in finale?
Lal mirchi ki meethi khir
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Arctic Ocean has started receding
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata
Wo ye hai ki
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha dont worry
Mode change kar diya h
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..
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When Rajinikant logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
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If Rajinikanth's PC hangs.. it's time for next Windows release.
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Rajnikant ka mobile
vibration mode pe tha don’t worry ..!!
Mode change kar diya hai
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People are surprised with sudden rains.
Relax guys,
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Rajnikant is testing his pichkari..
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One Day Rajnikanth Was Sleepin In His House,suddenly 1 Black Kid Knocked At His Door.he Shouted From The Inside He Asked Ae-kon(whos This)..and Now Tht Guy Is Knon As Akon.
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One Day Rajanikanth Deided To Sing A Song By A Microphone. After Some Times, A Spaceship Came And Some Aliens Jumped From That And Came To Rajani. They Said" Sir. Please Sing It Slowly . There Is A Exam Of My Son Tomorrow
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At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
Mosquito Say Sorry!
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रजनीकांतः(एयरलाइंस वालों से)..
दिल्ली से चेन्नई की फ्लाइट कितने बजे आएगी..?
एयरलाइंस वालें:एक घंटे मे सर..
रजनीकांतः इससे तो अच्छा है मै पैदल ही चला जाऊँ,.
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1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!
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At Night If Mosquito Bites,
What Should We Do?
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Just Scratch N Sleep Again..
We R Not Rajanikanth To Make The
Mosquito Say Sorry!
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When Rajnikanth Is Asked To Kill Some One He Doesn’t Know, He Shoots The Bullet And Directs It The Day He Finds Out.
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Teacher: What is half of 8??
Rajnikant: 4
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Engineer(must b like me): It Changes..
If U cut horizontally then Its '0'
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If U cut vertically then Its '3'...
Rajnikant shocked... Engineer rocked.
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Rajnikanth bought 2
elephants, 2 camels and 2
horses frm zoo..
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Why??
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To play chess!
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Behind Every Successful Man, There Is A Woman. Behind Every Dead Man, There Is Rajnikanth.
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Words Like Awesomeness, Brilliance, Legendary Etc. Were Added To The Dictionary In The Year 1949. That Was The Year Rajinikanth Was Born
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If SUPERSTAR RAJNI would have been born 200 years back .
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Then the Britishers would be fighting for INDEPENDENCE.
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30th Feb Is Rajani Kant's Birthday
After He Was Born This Date Was Removed From Calendar
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Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho
Boy:Ha
Girl: To Phir Mujhe chand,
tare,
duniya ki sari
daulat-khushiya do
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu
Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi.
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Ek BAR 1 judge ne
RAJNIKANT ko crime
karte hue dekh liya
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toh kya?
tabse Kaanon andha ho gaya
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Once rAjnikAnt apPeared in Exam of CSS
gUess wht happnd.??
failed.!!
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beta ye CSS h
rajni ho ya gajni,sabki h bajni..
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Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum
Barish hui aur bheeg gaye hum wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
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Rajnikant ne phoonk mari or sukh gaye hum !!
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Rajnikanth creats
new email id :
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gmail@Rajnikanth.com
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hacker dies.
virus cries.
google shockz.
computer blocks.
Rajnikanth rocks.
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Rajnikant - Aaj mere Kutte ne anda diya.
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Big B - Kutta kab se anda dene laga?
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Rajnikant - Ye Rajni ka style hai.
Maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai.
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Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu
banayi..?
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Kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke
aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi,
machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar
sakti hai...
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Once Rajnikant became DJ in a party…
An alien landed at the party from a near by Galaxy and requested…
Bhaiya Mere Ladke ka board exam hai,thoda dheere bajao na..
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All the teachers used to come to college wearing sun glasses, why? .
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Because Rajinikanth was a very bright student!
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Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
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Rajinikanth: Hello I'm Rajinikanth.
Receiver: Han Han, Pata Hai!
Rajinikanth: Tujhe Kaise Pata Chala, Main Rajinikanth Bol Raha Hun?
Receiver: Bass Kya Bhai... Mobile Switch Off Tha Mera!
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Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,
To Kya Krna Chahie.
Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho
Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.
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When Rajnikanth Was In Clas 3,
Teachr Told Him To Write An Esay On Anythng..
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2day Dat Esay Is Knwn As WIKIPEDIA
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When Rajnikanth Push Ups
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He Is Not Lifting Himself Up.
He Is Pushing The Earth Down.
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Why did Rajnikanth fall sick and went to Singapore?
Bcoz he's the brand ambassador of Singapore Medical Tourism.
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1st ghost:what are you watching?
2nd ghost: a horror movie.
1st ghost: who is the actor?
2nd ghost: RAJNIKANTH...
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TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,
Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata…
Wo ye hai ki..
Titanic ki puri shooting
Rajnikanth ke BATH TAB mein hui thi.
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Once Rajnikant,
after chewing the PAAN,
spit on the wall of a building…
Today that building is popularly known as..
THE RED FORT?
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When Rajanikanth enters a room,
he doesn't turn the lights on........he turns the dark off.
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When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters,
because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.
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Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards.
Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
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Rajanikanth does not know where you live,
but he knows where you will die.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say,
"Did you mean Rajanikanth? " It simply replies,
"Run while you still have the chance."
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Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin.
The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly,
waiting for the wheel to stop.
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When Rajanikanth gives you the finger,
he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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