Hum Tere Bin Kahi Reh Nahi Pate
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Tum Nahi Aate To
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Hum Koi Aur Patate..
Kabhi Sochta Hu Ki Mere Dosto Ke Pass Mere Liye Time Nahi Hai,
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Fir Yaad Aata He Ki Yaar Hum Single He, Sab Thodi Ne Hogey..
College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai,
Office Wali Chalu Aur Fiki Hoti Hai,
Ghar Wali Me Test Nahi Ata,
Station Wali Sasti Hoti Hai,
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Jaisi Bhi Ho, Par Chai To Chai Hoti Hai..
Agar Tum Use Na Paa Sak.
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Jisse Tum Pyaar Karte Ho,
To
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Sharam Karo.Lao Number Mujhe Do
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Me Try Karta Hoo..
Ishq Agar Bachpan Me Ho To Wajah Khas Chahiye,
Jawani Me Ho To Ehsaas Chahiye,
Ab B Time He Jaldi Karlo Warna..
Budhape Me Karge To Chyawan Prash Chahiye..
1 Billy Moti,Usne Pehni Saree,
Saree Pahen Ke Ghumne Gai,
Talav Me To Taherne Gai,
Talav Me Tha Magarmachchh,
Billy Ko Aaye Chakkar,
Saree Ka Chheda Chhut Gaya,
Magarmachchh Sharma Ke Chala Gaya…!!
Apna Bachcha Roye To Dil Me Dard Hota He,
Aur Dusre Ka Roye To Sar Me.
Apni Biwi Roye To Sar Me Dard Hota He,
Aur Dusre Ki Roye To Dil Me..!
Chahat hai ki sari Khushi tere taraf mod du,
Tere chahat ko pura karne ke liye chand tare bhi tod du,
Chabhi mile to tere liye khushiyo ke sare taale khol du,
Itni tarif kafi hai sayad nhi to do char jhut aur bol du
Hothon Ko Chhua Usne Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai,
Aankhon Me Nami Or Saanso Me Aag Ab Tak Hai,
Waqt Guzar Gaya Par Uski Yaad Na Gayi,
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Kya ‘PANIPURI’ Thi Yarrr…
Mohabbat To Sirf ‘Dil’ Dekh Kar Hi Ki Jati Hai…
‘Ae Dost…’
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Chehra Dekh Kar To Log ‘Setting’ Hi Karte Hai…
Usne mujhe pyar diyasaraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diyasaraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jaladiya agarbattisamajh kar.Wah Wah
Ek Ajeeb Si Halat Hai Tere Jane Ke Baad ,
Bhuk Hi Nahi Lagti Khana Khane Ke Baad
Mere Paas 8 Samose The, Jo Mene Kha Liye
1 Tere Aane Se Pehle 7 Tere Jane Ke Baad
Neend Hi Nahi Aati Mujhe Sone Ke Baad
Nazar Kuch Nahi Aata Aankhen Band hone Ke Baad
Doctor Se Jo Pucha Iska Elaaj, Dekar 4 Tablets, Bola.
Kha Lena 2 Jagne Se Pehle, 2 sone ke baad…!
Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai.
Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai,
Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena,
Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.
Boond Boond Se Sagar Banta Haj, Moti Moti Se Mala, Boond Boond Se Sagar Banta Haj, Moti Moti Se Mala, Regular Sandas Jaya Karo, Varna Mooh Me Pad Jayega Chhala.
Teri Aankho Ki Wo Namkeen Gandagiyaann. Teri Julfo Ki Lehraati Rushiyaan. Teri Hansi Ki Beparwaah Besarmiyaannnn. . . . . Nahi Seh Paunga Me. Jab Tak Hai Jann. Jab Tak Hai Jaan.
Pyar M Girls Banati Hai Boys Ko Ullu. Isqk M Girls Banati Hai Boys Ko Ullu, Boys Pakad K Ghumte H Babaji Ka Thullu.
Humne Jo Sher Mari Toh Wah Wah Ha Gaye. . . Humne Jo Sher Mari Toh Wah Wah Ha Gaye. Aur Usne Jo Sher Mari Toh . . Sherni Viduwah Ho Gayi.
Arz Kiya Hai:...Pepsi Coke Pine Walo,Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo,Pepsi Coke Pine Walo,Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.....Free Mein Post Padhne Walo Kabhi Like,Comment Bhi Kiya Karo.
Aap Ko Dekkhe, Mere Dil Me Ek Kheyal Aya Ki, Aap Ko Dekkhe, Mere Dil Me E Khayal Aya Ki, Bhago Bhago Pagal Aya.
Dur Se Dekha Ki Baris Gir Rahi Thi, Dur Se Dekha To Baris Gir Rahi Thi Pas Jakar Dekha To Bhig Gaya.
Wo Mere Dil Me Kuch Aise Samayi Hai, Wo Mere Dil Me Kuch Aise Samayi Hai, Jaise. Bazre Ke Khet Me Bhaish Gush Aai Hai.
Arz Kia Hai. Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. Gor Farmaiyega. Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya. . Wah Wah.. Itna Romantic Sms Padke Ek Or Gadha Tayar Ho Gya.
Shayar Hu Arj Karta Hu Shayri, Sunlo Itni Bhi Nahi Hai Buri, Warna Murder Kar Dunga, Mere Paas Hai Chhuri.
Tu Candra Mukhi Me Suraj Mukhi. Tu Mujhse Dukhi Me Tujhse Dukhi. Chat Pe Ja Or Niche Kud Ja. Tu Bhi Sukhi Or Me Bhi Sukhi.
Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL. WAH-WAH...! Mere Kamre Me Udte Hai BADAL. WAH-WAH...! Main Kuch Bhi Likhu Padhte Hai PAGAL. Ab Bolo WAH-WAH..
Ishq Karne Walo Ka Yahi Haal Hota Hai, Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Nazla Kabhi Zukaam Hota Hai. So, Always Have A Vicks Action 500 With You After Have Love With Someone
Ladka:- Hey Meri Mohhabbat. Tu Agar Hasti Hay,to Thora Hasi Mujhe Vi Dede. Tu Agar Soti Hay To Thora Sapna Mujhe Vi Dede. Tu Agar Roti Hay To Thora Sa Rona Mujhe Vi Dede. Ladki:- May Avi Toylet Me Hoon To May Tujhe Keya Du !
Arj Kiya Hai Bahar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gayi Bahar Aane Se Pahle Fiza Aa Gayi Aur Fuul Khilne Se Pahle Bakri Kha Gyi.
Jab Maine Durwaja Khola. . Aapki Aankho Me Aashu, Chehre Par Hansi Thi. . Sanso Me Aahen Aur Dil Me Bebasi Thi. Pahale Kyo Nahi Bataya. Ki Darwaje Me Ungli Fanshi Thi.
Arz Hai. . Jis Tarah 1 Machhar Marne Se, Aap Shikari Nahi Ban Jaoge. . Wah Wah Wah. . . Thik Usi Tarah 4-5 Sms Karne Se, Aap Bhikhari Nahi Ban Jaoge. . Ab Bolo Wah Wah Wah
Kya Hua Tha Raat Me Kaise Mar Gaya Tony Gaur Farmayga Kya Hua Tha Raat Me Kaise Mar Gaya Tony Janne K Liye Dekhiye Cid, Only On Sony.
Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He. Gaur Farmayega Beizati Aur Biwi Ajeeb Chiz Hoti He. Achchi Tabi Lagti He Jab Dusre Ki Hoti Hai.
Mashoor Rand' Ne Arz Kiya Hai. . . 'Aane Wale Aate Hai, Jaane Wale Jaate Hai.. . . . Yaade Bas Unki Reh Jaati Hai, Jo G**nd Sujaa Ke Jaate Hai.
Aaj Ka Galib Dekte H Duniya Ki Bheed Bus Koi Chalu Khopdi Mil Jaye Dekte H Duniya Ki Bheed Bus Koi Chalu Khopdi Mil Jaye Kanto Wali To Bhut H Bus Ek Jhanto Wali Jhopdi Mil Jaye.
Pani Aane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Dil Jalane Ki Baat Karte Ho, Char Din Se Muh Nahi Dhoya, Tum Nahane Ki Baat Karte Ho.
Aalam Yeh Hai K Barish Ab Thamni Chahiye, Kale Badalo Se Nayi Roshni Ab Nikalni Chahiye, Sirf Shayari Karna Mere Zindagi Ka Maksad Nahi Yaro, 2din Se Balcony Me Latak Rahi Chaddi Bhi Toh Sukhni Chahiye.
Girlfriend Ko Palko Par Bitha Lo . . Deke Khushi Uske Saare Gum Chura Lo Pyar Karo Uski Saheli Ke Samne Itna Ki . . Uski Saheli Bhi Kahe Janu Mujhe Bhi Pata Lo.
Tajmahal Ko Dekh Kar Bola,
Sahjahan Ka Pota.
"Aj Mera Vi Bank Balance Hota,
Agar Dada Diwana Na Hota.
Shayari: Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Agar Shahjahan Hum Jaisa Hota,
Kis Kis Ke Liye Banata Taj?
Hamein To Nazar Aati Hai Har Ladki Mumtaz.
Arz Kiya Hai,, . . 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki Ka Deedar,, Wah Wah To Karo,, . . 2 Meel Door Se Agar Ho Jaye Ladki Ka Deedar,, . . Toh Langda Bhi Aise Bhage Jaise . . . Karizma Zmr.
Arz Kiya Hai. . . Kitni Haseen Ho Aap, Kitni Haseen Ho Aap, . Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazro Se Bachaya Karo. Wah-Wah Wah-Wah . . Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi. Ankho Me Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi. . . Gale Me Nimbu Mirchi Bhi Latkaya Karo.
Lo Ji Mera Ek Aur Khatarnaak Sher Aapke Lye Arz Hai- Idhar Bhi 'Sitam' Ho Gaya, Udher Bhi 'Sitam' Ho Gaya, . . . Message Delete Kardo,sher Khatam Ho Gaya..
Arz Kiya Hai., . . "Pitbull Pardesi Babu Ne Is Priyanka K Desi Dil Ko Mann Liya Hai.. . . Zara Gaur Farmaiye. . . Pitbull Pardesi Babu Ne Is Priyanka K Desi Dil Ko Maan Liya Hai.. . . . . . Some Songs Give 'Cancer' Ye Maine "Exotic" Sun Kr Jan Liya Hai.
Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun, Agar Tum Kaho To Tumhare Liye Aasman Se Chand Taare Torr Laun, Lekin Tum Unka Karogi Kiya???
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kachha Na Ho, Wah Wah. . . Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho, . . . . Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho.
Arz Hai... Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji... Wah Wah.. Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji... Aur Nangu Pangu Ghumna Ho To Apki Marji!