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I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
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Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nhi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein
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Na moh na maya hai;
Aalas tumhi ko aaya hai;
Humein bhi msg kar k dekh lo;
Nokia/Motorola/Sony ne ye mobile
Sirf tumhari GIRLFRIEND k
Liye nahi banaya hai.
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After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
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'Kareena kapur' ne 'ramdev baba' se puccha.
Sundar ladikeyo ko nahane se pahale
Kya lagana chaiye.
Baba-ne kaha bathroom ka darwaza.
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Arz Kia Hai
Ishq Karne Se Pehle Is Ka Anjam Dekh Lo,
Agar Phir B Samajh Na Ae,
Tu Film Tere Naam Dekh Lo.
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True lines :
Our heart is d biggest greatest
Haramkhor in d world.
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Sala usi k liye pareshan rahega,
Jo bhav nahi deti...!! :-(
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Zindgi ki shuruwat 'S' se hoti h
S for suraj
S 4 subah
S 4 sham
S 4 swagat
S 4 samay
Usk bad S 4 sagai ho gye
Fir shadi fir saas,
Sasur,s for satyanas.
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Barsat ki raat
1 bheegi ladki
Bhige hont
Bhigi zulfein
Usse nazre mile milte hi dil ne kaha
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Kal ye 100% bimar hogi saali...
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Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Aaj girlfriend ne kiya kiss
Aur jal gaya lips
Kyoki wo kha kar aayi thi
"Bingo red chili chips"
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Boy - Movie dekhne challe ?
Girl - Nahi,
Waha tum mujhe touch karoge
Boy - No !
Girl - Mera haath pakdoge
Boy - No
Girl - Mujhe KISS karoge
Boy - No
Girl - To apni behan ko le ja.
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Arj kiya hai baith kar mehbooba
ki zulfon k saye me aisa josh aaya.
Wah wah wah , phir?
Phir kya tha uske baap ne dekha liya
Aur i.c.u me hosh aaya.
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AKBAR=Mujhse Vada kr,
Teri Biwi ki pehli Kiss mujhe Lene Dega.
BIRBAL=Vada Hujoor!
Par Meri b 1 Shart hai.
AKBAR=Bol?
BIRBAL=Shadi Aapki Bahen se karunga.
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Boy-me tumhe kiss karke,
Bhag jau to tum kya sochogi.
Girl-me sochogi ek bevkuf,
Jo pura paper solve kr sakta tha,
Sirf objective tik krke bhag gya.
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Boy-tum nahati nahi ho kya?
Girl-mai to roj nahati hu but
Tumne aisa kyo puchha?
Boy-maine kabhi dekha nahi isliye puchha.
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A husband in a book store:
Do you have this book:
"Man, The master of Woman!"
Sales Girl: The fiction department,
Is on the 1st floor, Sir.
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Husband: begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho..
"jis se dil khush bhi ho jayeaur jal bhi jaye"
Wife: tumhare saare dosto me
Sabse achha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai.
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Lady teacher:-bachcho btao
Samose aur kachori me kya antar hai?
Ek shaitan bchcha bola,
Madam b*a pehnogi to samosha dikhaga,
Nahi pehnogi to kachori..
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Dard Ne kisiko Tadpaya Na Hota
Aankho Ne kisiko Rulaya Na hota
Khushi Hi Khushi Hoti Har Kisi K Pas
Agar RAB Ne ladkiyo ko Banaya Na hota
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HEER :- Mai Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi,
Lut Gyi...., Ruswa Ho Gayi....,
Ranjha :- To karmjali Mai Koun Sa
I.A.S. OFFICER Ban Gaya...
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Girl:mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai,
But u can call any time.
Boy:kahi fas gayi to.
Girl:don't worry maine tumhara number,
"Low battery" name se save kiya.
Tum jab bhi call krte ho.
Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.
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Define a True Music Lover?
A Girl singing in a Bathroom
While Taking Bath
And a Boy Near the Keyhole
Is Using His Ears Not His Eyes.
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1 ladke ne 1 hasina ko dekh K KAHA
Teri smile me kya chamak h,
Teri smile me kya chamak h
Wo muskura k boli,
Bhaiya mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK H.
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Bhakt: Meri Shadi Aishwarya Se Karva Do
Bhagwan: Aishwarya Ki Ek Saari
1 Lakh Ki Hai Kharch Utha Paoge
Bhakt: Bhagwaan Koi Upai Bataye
Bhagwan: Mallika Sherawat
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Boy:dil me dard sa jaga hai,
Kata sa kahi laga hai
Mohabbat ye nai to kya hai.
His father: are pagal ye koi mohabbat nahi,
Heartattack aaya hai tujhe
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Patni Mobile, Pati Simcard.
Dono Mile To, Hua Recharge.
Beta Hua To Incoming, Beti Hui To Outgoing.
Twins Hue To, Bonus Talktime.
Kuch Na Hua To, Network Problem.
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BOY:- Nice Dress
GIRL:- Thank You
BOY:- Nice Nail Paint
GIRL:-Thankx
BOY:- Nice Lipstick
GIRL:-Thank You BhAyYa
BOY:- Fir Bhi Acchi NAhi DikhRahi Ho.
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Boss: Itne kam kapray pehan k q aai ho?
Aadha jism dikh raha hai.
Girl: Itni salary mein yehi aata hai!
Boss: Manager,
Iss ko 3 months tak salary mat dena.
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Ladki: Mujh par shayari karo,
Shayar :
In kali-kali zulfo se Karti ho Andhera,
In kali-kali zulfo se karti Ho Andhera,
Ho jao takli aur kar Do Savera...
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EK LADKE NE EK LADKI SE PUCHA
YE KAPDA FATA KYO HAI..?
Girl- IT'S FASHION
Ladka bola- khud Faado to IT'S FASHION or
Hum faade to "POLICE STATION".
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Boy- darling mai tumhe .Bangla,car,
Sone ka haar dilaunga,
Girl- ye, batao saam ko park aa rehe ho ?
Boy- Agar mummy ne bus ka kiraya diya to jarur aaunga.
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Lesson Frm Movie Bodygurd
Log kehte H Pyar itna B Na kro
K Gf sar p sawar ho jye
Hum kehte H k pyar itna kro k
GF ki frnd b Apke sath Farar ho jye
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Khuda ne sansar banaya or so gaya,
Fir khudane insan banaya or fir so gaya,
Fir khudane MAHOBBAT banai,
Na khud soya or na dusro ko sone Diya.
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Teacher : Agar Mai Teri Maa Ban jau,
To Tujhe 2 DiN Me Sudhar Du.
GOLU :- Madam mai Aaj Hi Jake,
Apne Bapu Ko Batata Hu ki.
Budde Teri Lottery Lagne wali hAi.
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Ek Larki sadak Pe Akeli Ja Rahi Thi
Piche Se Ek Boy Bola :
Ghar Tak Lift Chaiye Kya?
Girl: Bhag Ja Saley,
3 Din Se Lift Le Rahi Hu
Abi Tak Ghar Nhi Pahunchi.
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Mohabbat dilo ko aawara bna deti hai,
Gardish me rahne walo ko sitarabna deti hai,
Had me rho to theek,
Varna kisi ko mammy to,
Kisi ko papa bna deti hai.
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TAJMAHAL ki imarat har aashiq ko,
Mohbbat ki mishal nazar aati hai,
Aap kis-kis ke liye TAJMAHAL banwaoge,
Aapko to har ladki MUMTAJ nazar aati hai.
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Small Boy lovf story:-
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Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde,
Hmne wo jgh chum li...
Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:-
"Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h."
Hehehehehe
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Ladki ke hatho me mehandi acchi lagti h.
Or ladko ke hatho me,
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Wo mehandi wale hath.
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Ladki Se Nasha Hota H,
Nashe Se Jannon.
Jannon Se Mehnat,
Mehnat Se Padhayi.
Padhayi Se Carrier Banta H,
Isliye Successful Hone K Liye,
Ladki Patana Jarrori H,
Padhayi Nhi Mere Bhai.
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
Hazaro jati hai
Hazaro hasati hai,
Hazaro rulati hai
Par mere dost sath
Wahi nibhati hai
Jo "Doli" me baith ke aati hai.
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Boy's painful stry-"jutha tha wo dost...
Jo kahta tha jaan bi mango to de denge,
Aaj wo apni g.f ko jaan kahta hai ,
Aur mango to sala inkar karta hai.
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New Style Of Propose-
Boy to girl=
'Dekh Main Nahi Chahta
K Mera Ladka Bada Ho K
Teri Ladki Ko Chede' Tum Haa Bolo To
'Dono Ko Bhai-Behan Bana Dete Hai.
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Electrician husband ask his wife:-
Pirye ye bata tujhe kya gam hai.
Wife:- yhi ki load zayada aur voltage kam hai.
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A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop..
Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.?
Boy: No.
Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal.
yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
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Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Roye is kdar unke sine se lipat kr,
Ki wo khud apni Bra utarkar boli,
Daba le kamine natak mat kar...
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Boy i love you.
Girl i hate you.
Boy why this kolavery Di,
Girl pls dont sing this song...
Love you.
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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai,
Pyar se phir q darta hai dil...
Q na dare dil?
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Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai,
Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!
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A sad love story
1studnt ko apni classmate 6 pyar ho gya,
Ladke ne use prpose kiya.
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya or
Teachar ko uski complain kar di,
Teachar ne kafi danta or
1 week ke liye class 6 nikal diya,
Jb ladka 1 hafte baad wapis class me gya,
To ladki ko us 6 pyar ho gya
Ladki ne uski book mein likha
"I m sorry & i love you 2"
Ladke ne koi response na diya
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gya.
MORAL.
Bewkuf ladki itna b nahi samjati,
LADKE KABHI BOOKS NAHI KHOLTE.
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