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Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.
Chotte at home : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;)
Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
Raamu kaka to room saaf karte hain bas.
Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;)
Ramu kaka : sab jaanne ke baad bhi
Apne baap ke gale nahin lagega pagley.
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Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
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Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
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Champa:Raat aur Suhagraat me kya fark hai?
Chameli:Suhagraat me hum kewal
Pati ke sath ho sakte hai.
Jab ki Raat me aisi koi pabandi nai hai ;)
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GOA Se Apke Liye Rista Aya H
Bap Hardware Me
Maa Software Me
Bhai Footwear Me
Ladki Sirf Underwear Me H
Chlega to Jwab Do Vrna
Forwrd Krke Dusre ko Moka do.
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Premi apne premika ki
Zulfon me aisa khoya
Ke
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Behosh ho gaya.
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Jab hosh aya to romantic hokr pucha..
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Jaan!
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KASSAM SE
Nahati kyon nhi ho!!!
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Cute secretory came
Out angrily out of Boss cabin.
Friend asked:
What happend?
She:He asked R U free tonight?
I smiled n said... yes
Bastard gave me 50 pages to type
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First Day of college..
Boy sees a hot beautiful girl
Sitting right next to him,
& writes on paper
"I love you, do you love me?"
He passes chit to her..
She replies "No"
He didn't give up,
He rubs her answer &
Passed same paper to
Another hottie sitting left to him..
'N she replies "Yes"
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Moral of d story is
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Save trees, save earth,RECYCLE PAPER !
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Girl to her Blind Boyfrnd..
Kash tum dekh sakte
Me kitni Khubsurat hu
Boy: Itni Khubsurt hoti to kya
Aankh wale tujhe mere lie chhod jate.
Andha hu pagal nahiiiii..!!!
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Ek bewafa ki yaad me
Hamne hatho me jam utha liya.
Phir lagaya bread pe
Or fatafat kha liya
Are har aashiq bevde nahi hote
Kuch bhukhe bhi hote hai..
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{Boy Kill His Girl Firend)
Girl: Mene Tujko Meri Jannat Dikhai Thi
Aur Tune Mujko Dhoka Dia?
Boy: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Meri JANNAT2 Hai!!!
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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer.
Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby,
The Father will Die.
Lady: Thank God.....
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My Husband is Safe...
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Q:– what if Mallika sherawat
Plays the role of draupadi in Mahabharat?
A:– Duryodhan would say
Pehle isko kapde pehnao,
Tabhi to wastra haran karunga.
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Sad love story from a boy:-
Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye,
Jb pehli baar wo ghar ayi or mumy boli:
"Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao."
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After the death of EMRAN HASHMI
What will be written on his grave
'Do Not Disturb'
Soney de SAALE ko.
Pehli baar akela so raha hai!
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1 Bacha bohat der se ro
raha tha.
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?
Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk?
Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
Aashqi ke liye..!!
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Chhoti si love story..!!
Ek dada aur dadi ne
Apni jawani ke dino ko fir se
Yaad kar ke manane ka socha,
Un hone faisla kiya ke
Hum phir darya kinare milenge
Dada subha jaldi uth kar tayyar ho ke
Gulab le kar phoche par dadi nahi aayi..
Dada gusse me ghar pahoch,
Tum aayi nahi,
Main intzar karta raha thmara
Dadi ne sharma kar kaha
Maa ne jane nahi diya..!!
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Bf-"I LUV U"mai tumhare lye
Kuch bhi kr skta hun.
Gf-tum jan nhi d skte.bf-kyon,,,
Jan mai du,aur mza koi dusra lute.
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Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
Ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
Par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
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Ek bacha boy girl ko
Kiss karte hue dekh leta h.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do
Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki- Le yar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta h,
Pr wo height me kam reh jata h,
Baccha pareshan ho kr.
"Bhaad me gayi duniyadari"
Jo kam galat he...
Wo galat hai.
Main to bataunga....:D:D:P
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Boy to his love ...
Yuan na khinch apni Taraf,
Muje mere sanam....
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Branded t- shirt h,
Pat gayi to bahut pategi ma kasam.!
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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Sunlo jaana tum hi ho ab meri life
Tujh ko chhod k naa koi banagi meri wife.
Tu agar kabhi de dhokha
Jaan main apni doonga with a knife..!
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Abhishek Aishwarya Se-Kal Raat Tum Kaha Thi?
Aish-Arey Kal To Saniwar Tha Na.?
Abhi-To?
Aish-To Kya.?
SHANIWAR KI RAAT AMITABH KE SAATH..
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Ladka:mujse shadi karogi??
Ladki:kyu??
Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei
Ladki:kya!!!!!
Ladka:Anubhav
Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei
Ladka:kya????
Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!
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Baccha kuch sochta h or
Maa ke kamre mai aakar puchta h
Beta:- mummy,
Didi ko sab log mall kyu kahte h?
Mummy:-shadi se pahle mai bi maal thi,
Par tere papa ne ghis-ghis kar
Maal se L nikal kar,
Maa bana diya.
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Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.
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Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya janey,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya janey,
Hoti kitni takleef ladki patane main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya janey.
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Pani me gira rumal to rumal gila He
Aasman me dekha to aasman bhi nila He
Muhabat to sab karte hai par
Mai karu to sala character dhila hai.
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Kisi shayar ne kaha,
Zindagi ek lamba safar hai,
Kisi aashiq ne kaha
Zindagi ek mushkil paheli hai,
Arre dosto zindagi ka arth toh,
Sirf voh bata sakta hai,
Jiski shaadi ke baad bhi koi saheli hai!!!
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Boy: i lov u
Girl: i m engaged wid sm1,
I hv a boy frnd
I also hv two serious affairs
Boy:(aftr long thinking)
Dekhna kuch adjust ho to..
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Husband To Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo!
Meri Biwi Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena
Chahti Hai
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Manager: What Can I Do?
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Husband: Kamine,
Khidki Nahi Khul Rahi Hai.??
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Girl - Short kapde pahen kar
Mmai young lag rahi hoon na.....
oy - Yeh bhi utaar do jaanu
New born baby lagogi...
Kasam se...
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NEW ADD 4"FAIR&LOVELY"
Maa:nalayak kaha thi itni raat tak?
Beti:Byfrnd k sath
Maa:kr aayi na mu kala?
Beti:to kya hua Fair n Lovely h na.
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Lady Teacher :- Chalo beta,
Iss line ko do lafzo me bolo
"Main aapse pyaar karta hoon"
Student- Sorry, mam
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Teri meri , meri teri prem kahani hai
mushkil , do lafzo me ye bayaa na ho paaye..
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Khawab Or BARISH doNo Ek JaisE hAiN,
Jo HAmeshA "YAADGAAR"
HotE hAiN,
"FARQ"
SirF itnA hy
"BARISH" JiSM Bhigoti hy
Or
"Khawab" ShALwAr Bhigo detA hy.
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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl.
1st add lips
2nd minus clothes
3rd divide legs
and then start Multiplication
In the Sweetest Point.
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Wife: Janu!
Kash aap message hotay,
Main ap ko save karti,
Jab chahe parhti
Husband: Kanjoos,
Save hi kar k rakhti ya apni
Kisi saheli ko forward bhi karti?
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Aapki Girlfriend Jab Bhi,
Aapko Koi Romantic sMs Kare,
To Ye Mat Sochiye Ki,
Kitna Romantic Hai.
Balki Yeh Sochiye Ki,
Uske Pass Yeh sMs Aaya Kaha Se.
"JAGO AASHIKO JAGO"
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FERI WALA-Awaz laga raha tha
Dudh Ki THELI 20-20 rupey me
1 lady ne jakar dkha,
Fir sharma k wapis aa gai.
2nd lady:kya hua?
Pehli wali: Kamina Br* bech rha hai;)
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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and
My right leg is dinner,
What would you like to have?
Pappu :"I would like to have,
Snacks between lunch and dinner"
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Bestfrnd wo jo school me apni pen
High school me apni note
Collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best frnd hai.
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Boy: Tumhara naam
kiya hay?
Girl: Mina, aur tumhara?
Boy: kamina
Girl: jhoot mat bolo
Boy: Tum 5mints pass
Beth k dakh lo Tum isi
Naam se bulaogi.
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Arz kiya hai.
Dena hai Dil hume daan me.
Wah wah
Gour farmaiye hujur.,
Dena hai Dil hame daan me.
Hai kya koi mast ladki,
Aapki jaan pehchaan me.
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Ladkiyo ki jab shadi hoti h to,
Unki saheliya kya khti h
1980-gabrana mt
Wo jo kare, krne dena
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2012-jor se chillana
Taaki use lage k seal usne todi h.
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Boy:U sang very beautifully,
Girl:Thanks but i'm just a Bathroom singer,
Boy: Den invite me 2 any of ur live concerts..!
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Behind Every FAIL Student,
There Is A HOT Girlfriend
And
What About TOPPERS?
A HOT Madam Jiski Wajah Se
Kaminay Sari Classes Attend Krte Hain.
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A girl chatting with Pappu on whatsapp...
Girl: awww...hwz yeww.?
Supzzzz...?
Uah dp is soo kewll.
Talking to yeww aftr xuchha long time.
Pappu: yaar tum gutka thook ke aao pehle..
fir baat karte hain..:D :P
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Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
Which is6inch long and move it in and out
And wait for a white substance to come Out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to Me.
I cant tell such words Boy:
Don't worry its tooth brush.
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Wife: Hi, Did You Eat?
Husband: Did You Eat?
Wife: Are You Copying Me?
Husband: Are You Copying Me?
Wife: I Love You!
Husband: Yes, I Already Eat.
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