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I’m with you reading this,
Looking at your eyes and your lips,
Touching your lips softly with my fingertips.
Making love to you in every kiss.
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Mere Jaan Ki Jahan Se Nirali Hai Ada,
Har Andaz Hai Unka Subase Juda,
Khafa Ho Jaye To Katil Se Kam Nahi,
Mehrban Ho Jaye To Lagte Khuda.
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Is baat ka ehsaas..
Kisi par na hone dena..
Ke teti chahaton se chalti hai..
Meri sansein..
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Apni Sanso Me Mehkta Paya Hai Aapko,
Kyu Na Kare Shiddat Se Yaad Aapko,
Jab Humare Pyar Ke Liye Hi..
Khuda Ne Banaya Hai Aapko..!!
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Apni Sanso Me Mehkta Paya Hai Aapko,
Kyu Na Kare Shiddat Se Yaad Aapko,
Jab Humare Pyar Ke Liye Hi..
Khuda Ne Banaya Hai Aapko..!!
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Chehre pe mere zulfo ko phailao kisi din,
Kyu roz sirf garajate ho, baras jao kisi din,
Khushbu ki tarah guzro mere dil ki gali se,
Phulon ki tarah mujhpe bikhar jao kisi din.
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Mein Tod Leta Agar Tum Gulab Hoti,
Main Jawab Banta Agar Tum Sawal Hoti,
Sabhi Jante Hai Ki Mein Nasha Nahi Karta,
Fir Bhi Pee Lete Agar Tum Sharaab Hoti.
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1- U r a nice person.
2- line one is true.
3- line 2 is false if line 1 is true.
4- both 2&3 are true.
5- all 4 r false.
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In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
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In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
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Kitne Dur Nikal Gaye,
Rishte Nibhate Nibhate......
Khud Ko Kho Diya Humne,
Apno Ko Pate Pate......
Log Kehte Hain,
Hum Muskurate Bohut Hain......
Aur Hum Thak Gaye,
Dard Chupate Chupate......!!!!
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In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
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Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye..
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Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat,
Anchor, orient PSPO ke
Ceiling fans"
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Newly Married woman returns from
Honeymoon
Her friends:-"kahan -kahan ghum aai?"
She:-"Delhi, Agra, Jammu and Manali."
Her friends:-"Hmm kya kya dekha?"
She:-"bajaj, orpat,
Anchor, orient PSPO ke
Ceiling fans"
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Na yad karo kisi ko itna ki,
'USKI' har saas 'TUMHARI' kamjori ban jaye.
Par zarur chaho kisi ko itna ki
'USKI MAA' tumhari saas ban jaye..
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Jija Sali Se:
"Agr Mai Tumhe Kiss Kru To Tum Kya Samjhugi"
Sali:"Main Samjhungi
Pagal JIJU BANGKOK Gaya Aur
Sirf Airport Se Hi Vapas Laut Aaya.
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Pappu Class Me Tute Chashme Pahan K Aata Hai.
Tchr Kya Hua Papu GF Ko Kis Kar Raha Tha.
Tchr to Chasma Kese Tuta
Papu Usne Apni Legs Close Karli Thi.
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LALU Bus Stop Par Khada tha
RAKHI SAWANT wahan se ja rahi thi..
Wo LALU se boli : Dhoop Me Kyun Khada Hai..?
LALU : Kamal Hai
Sasuri Dhoti ke Andar Bhi Dekh Leti Hai..
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Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:
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Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare,
Ek Biwi Jo Achha Khaana Banaye,
Ek Biwi Jo bacho ko sambhale
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Aur
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TEENO Biwiya Mil Julkar Rahe... :)
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"KG Girl & Boy":-
Boy: Can I K!ss Your Hand?
Girl: Why?
R My Lips Poisonous?
;-)
Boy: Le Mai To Pogo Dekhta Hu,
Ye To HBO Dekh K Aayi Hai.
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3 Pyar bhare SMS..
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2)
3)
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Kuchh nazar aaya?
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Nahi?
PYAR nazar nahi aata,
Mehsus kiya jata hai.
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Girls hostel me aag lag gayi,
Pass hi k boys hostel k
Ladko ne help ki. .
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TV pr NEWS AAYI-Aag pe
Kabu pa liya gaya hai
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Lekin ???
Ladko par kabu pane ki
Koshish jari hai.. ;-)
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Boy : May I kiss u..??
Girl : No Boy again
May I kiss u..??
Girl : No..
Boy desperately asks
:P PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U...??
Girl : Kutte, kaminey...
Teacher thodi naa hun
Jo permission maang raha hai
ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya..?? :P :P
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Ladki Apne Saheli Se Boli:
Agar Main Chalak Na Hoti To
Ab Tak Mera 50-60 Bar
Rape Ho Chuka Hota
Friend: Acha,
Kese Bachti Ho Mujhe Bhi Batao
Ladki: Main Har Baar
Khud Hi Tyaar Ho Jati Hun
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Boy- i am 20years old
Tum kitne saal ki ho ?
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Girl-mai bhi 20years ki hu?
Boy-toh 20-20 ho jaye
Girl- 3 din ruko
Boy-why?
Girl- pitch geeli hai...:D
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In a class room.
Girl- Who get more angry boys or girls?
Boy- Girls only.
Girl- How?
Boy- If I kiss u, U'll get angry,
But when u kiss me I'll never get angry..
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Ek baar ek ladki ko pyar hua,
Aur usne chand se pucha
Ae chand ye bata,
Mera mehboob kaisa he?"
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Chand bola, pehli baat to ye
Ke me tere baap ka naukar nahi hu,
Dusri baat ye ke itni door se muje
ghanta kuch dikhta nahi he,
Aur teesri baat ye ke ye pyar ka
Bukhar jameen tak hi rakha karo,
Me koi postman ya messenger nahi hu.
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1 Ladki se 1 Ladke ne dil manga
To ladki ne kaha kal dungi
Next day ladki apne sath
Bachha Lekr ayi or
Ladke ko de diya kyu?
Dil to bachha he ji.
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Aajkal ki ladhiyon ki dress
Yahan se less
Wahan se less
Kabhi sleeveless
Kabhi backless
Aur koi ladka ghoor kar dekhe to,
KAMINA CHARACTERLESS.
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SeCreT ForMuLa oF
HaPPiNeSs For MarrieD CouPLeS..
"LoveOne Another!"
If It Doesn't WorK
Just BriNG THe LaST WorD iN THe MiDDLe..!
;-)
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Ladki apne Boyfriend ko naraz
karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!!
1st Hour: Sorry
2nd Hour: Sorry plzz..
3rd Hour: Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.
4th Hour: Plzz reply jaan…
5th Hour: Plzzz itna naraz mat ho..
6th Hour: I’m sorry,
I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki..
7th Hour: Dafa ho,
100 ladke ghumte haitere jaise..
Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai,
Bhaad me jaa..
Boy: Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha.
Girl: Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan.
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Ek Ladki Ki 5 Crore Ki
Lottery Nikli ,
Company Ne Socha k
Achanak Btayege To
Ladki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai,
Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya or
Kaha k ladki ko kuchh
iss tarah se Btana Ki Wo
Khushhi Se Mar Na Jaye,
Pappu Ne Ja ke Us Ladki ko kaha
Maan lo Aap Ko 5 Crore Ka
Inaam Nikle To Kya Krogi...??
Larki: Aap Ke Samne
Dance Karungi Aap Se Pyar Krungi,
Shadi Karlungi, Yehi Nahi,
Aadha Inaam Bhi tumhe De dungi.
Ye sun kr Pappu Hi Khushi Se Mar Gaya..
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Why in wedding ceremony woman
Sits on left n man on right?
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BCoz
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According 2 profit & loss a/c:
All incomes r on right side &
Expenses on left side. :)
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Why in wedding ceremony woman
Sits on left n man on right?
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BCoz
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According 2 profit & loss a/c:
All incomes r on right side &
Expenses on left side. :)
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1 LADY APNE BOY FRND K SAATH GHUM RHI THI
ITNE ME USKA HUSBND AGYA OR
USKE Boy Frnd KO PITNE LGA.
LADY-MAR SALE KO,APNI BIWI GHUMATE NAI
DUSRE KI BWI KO GHUMANE LE ATE H.
(Fir boyfrnd ko josh aya gya or
Wo husbnd ko mrne lga)
Lady-mar sale ko,
Na khud ghumane le jata h
Na kisi or ko ghumane deta he.
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Adalat me wakeel Buddhe se
Tumne Jawan Ladki Ko Bahon me Q Pakda??
Buddha-Mybaap Thand Lag Rhi Thi OR
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha "I AM HOT"
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Aaj Ka Zalim SMS.
BOY To GiRL:Kya Main Aapka
Haath Choom Sakta Hu?......
GiRL:-Kyu Kamine Mere LipS Pe
Zehar Laga Hai Kya.?
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Taj mahal khoobsoorti ka taj hai.
Sari dunya ko is par naaj hai.
Par aaj kal k baccho k liye
Ye bikul bakwaas hai.
Kyunki roz badalti unki mumtaj hai.
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Tumse pyar hum is tarah nibhayenge
Hazaar baar ruthoge to bhi manayenge..
Maan jana warna aisa pyar dikhayenge
Ki log aapse milne hospital aayenge..
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Husbnd wife se bola:
"Hata lo apne chehre se ye julfe,
A-JAAN
Khuda kasam Agli bar "KHANE" me
Ye baal aaya to
SAJNI se GAJNI bna dunga!!
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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam,
Phir har diwaar tod di
Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki,
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Splleling mistake thi yr.
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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..
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Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
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"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf.
Jo Banaya Itna Mahnga
"TAAJ"
Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank Me
"AAZ"
To Itna Ata
"BYAZ"
Ki Roz Aati Nayi
"MUMTAZ" @
('_' )
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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai
To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
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Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.
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1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere:-)
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A Man was walking in rain.
A Beautiful lady came:
Why don't u share my umbrella?
Man: It's ok sister & Walked away.
Moral:moral voral kuch nai,
Piche biwi aa rahi he...
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