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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hai tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo meri umbrella kab wapis kroge!
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5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho,
NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho,
MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho,
Sach bolta hu yaar,
KITKAT ki kasam tum bohot KHUBSURAT lagte ho.
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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay.
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Aap ke SMS ki kya baat hai,
Aap ke SMS lajawab hai,
Ab phone bhi karo janemann,
Hume pata hai,
Aapki aawaz main bhi kuch baat hai.
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Kaash ham bhi koi sms hote,
Ek hi click mein aap ke pass hote,
Chahe aap hame delete kar dete,
Par ham ek minute to aap ke sath hote.
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Mast nazron se dekh lena tha,
Agar tammanna thi aazmaneki,
Hum to yuhi behosh ho jate,
Kya zarrorat thi muskuraneki.
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Love isn’t a decision, it’s a feeling.
If we could decide who to love, then,
life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
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I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two.
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life!
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Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki
hum aapse pyaar karte hain.
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1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha,
Kisi Ne Poocha??
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
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If I could pull down the rainbow
I would write UR name with it & put it back in the sky
to let every body know
how colorful my life is with a frnd like U
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When a girl cries 4a boy it means she loves him a lot..But when,
A boy cries 4a girl it means no 1 in this world can love the girl more than that boy!!
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When i don’t get ur sms,
I feel a little pain in my heart,
A smal tear in my eyes & sadnes falls on my face,
What is this?
Over acting yaar aur kya?
DON’T MIND IT
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Zindagi Mein Kuch Lamhein Khaas Ban Jaate Hai,
Mile to Mulakat Ban Jate Hai,
Bichhre to Yaad Ban Jate Hai,
Aur Jo Dil Se Kabhi Nahi Jaye,
Wo Kuch Log Jine Ka Ek Bahana Ban Jate Hai
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I Searched many gardens to select a flower to give u as gift,
But, I didn’t find any flower beautiful than ur Smile.
HAVE A NICE DAY
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When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
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I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I”m the girl whos right
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If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I’ll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do
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Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
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Think of love as a card game:
first, get rid of the jokers,
throw away the hearts,
keep the diamonds…
then try to get calls a romance
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God gave
2 Eyes, 2 Arms
2 Legs, 2 Ears
2 Lungs, 2 Kidneys to us
Why he’s given Only 1 Heart
Stupid DIL b 2 diye he bs dusra dhundna padta hai
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U know why God create-
Eyes & Ears in Pairs,
Hands & Legs
in Pairs,
&
Heart in Single?
Just 2 find a heart of ur choice & Make a pair
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Search a beautiful heart but not search a beautiful face,
Beautiful things r not always good.
But good things r always beautiful.
G’Morning
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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?
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Usne rat k andhere me
mere hath ki hatheli pe
likha tha apni ungli se
Muje Pyar H Tmse
Jane kesi syahi thi wo
k mitati b nai or dikhti b nhi
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Life is a book we all read it.
Luv is a blessing we all need it.
Always be happy,
always have a smile coz.
Remember in this world we are just for a while!
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Sometimes the world gives me
so many reasons to hate it but
whenever it happens
I just stop & think of u n say:
How can I hate this world when u r a part of it
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When you love someone truly,
you don’t look for faults,
you don’t look for answers,
you don’t look for mistakes.
Instead, you fight the mistakes,
you accept the faults and overlook the excuses.
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I luv my eyes when u look into them;
I luv my name when u say it;
I luv my heart when u luv it;
I luv my life when you are in it.
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Why do we close our eyes wen we sleep –
wen we dream, wen we kiss?
This is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.
When i close my eyes i see you!
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There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!
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It takes 2 to tango,
2 to kiss,
2 to talk and remenisce.
So many good things cum in 2
and one of those things is me and u!
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Wanting u is easy missing u is hard.
Wishing u was with me wrapped up in my arms.
Constantly think of u when we r apart.
Ive got the padlock u have the key to my heart.
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I have liked many but loved very few.
Yet no-one has been as sweet as u.
I’d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.
just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
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Love is a medicine for any kind of wound,
but there is no medicine found in
the world for a wound given by love.
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A candle may melt and it’s fire may die,
but the love you have given me will
Always stay as a flame in my heart.
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We cannot be together,
But we”ll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.
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I don’t care how many lips u’ve kissed,
how many shoulders u’ve embraced
& how many times u’ve said, I Luv U!
All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!
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Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Luv is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false,
only My Luv is TRUE
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U want & u get,
that’s luck,
U want & u wait,
that’s time.
U want but u compromise,
that’s life.
And U want & u wait
& u don’t compromise that’s LOVE.
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barsat mein ham pani ban k baras jainge…
patjhar mein ham phol ban k jhar jainge…
kia hua jo aaj aap ko tang karte hain…
ek din aap ko bin bataye hi chalay jainge.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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Ladki ki vidai ke waqt ladki ka baap dulhe se bolta hai
“Ab hamari izzat tumhare haath mein hai”
Dulha bolta hai:
Don’t worry jate hi loot lunga
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सुहागरात के समय दूल्हे ने अपनी पत्नी को बाँहों में लेते हुए कहा, ''आज से तुम मेरी प्रेरणा, मेरी साधना और मेरी आशा हो।''
यह सुनकर दुल्हन पल-भर चौंकी और फिर बोली, ''आज से तुम मेरे राहुल, राकेश और अमन हो।''
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रमन- यदि आपकी प्रेमिका खूबसूरत, समझदार, ध्यान रखने वाली, कभी न जलने
वाली और अच्छे व्यंजन बनाने वाली हो तो उसे आप क्या नाम देंगे?
राजू- अफवाह!
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टैक्सी में प्रेमी-प्रेमिका जा रहे थे।
प्रेमिका- रुको, नहीं तो मारूँगी! ड्रायवर ने टैक्सी रोक दी।
प्रेमी- तुम तो चलते रहो भाई। इन्होंने ये मुझसे कहा है!
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प्रेमी- पता है? पहले मैं बहुत आवारागर्दी किया करता था। क्या तुम भी ऐसा ही करती थी?
प्रेमिका- अब बिना गुण मिले शादी थोड़े ही हो सकती है।
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Teri aankhon ke ye jo pyale hain,
Meri andheri raaton ke ujale hain,
Peeta hoon jaam par jaam tere naam ka,
Hum to sharabi be-sharab wale hain..!!
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