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Teacher; Sabse zyada CALCIUM kis DOODH me hotahy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to JISM k un hisson me
Bhi jaan aa jati hy jin me HADDI nahi hoti.
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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
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PAGAL PANTI..
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
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Boy friend
(bahut romantik andaj mai):
Jaanu dekho mai tumhari zulfon
ke liye kya laya hu !!!!
Girl friend:- so sweet kya ?
Boy friend:-
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Zu nikalne wali kangi.
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Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya
To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge?
Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega,
Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
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Gf2bf:agar tumhe meri yaad,
Ati hai toh kya karte ho,
Bf: say icecream khata hu.
Bf2gf:same as above
Gf rply:2 goldflake piti hu.
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Bahaduri kya hai?
Der raat gf k sath bike par ghar aao,
or mummy Jhaadu lekar darwaze par mile.
Or tum pucho-Hi mom!
Abhi tak jhaadu laga rahi ho..
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Best medicine for the human creature is LOVE !
Someone asked GOD, if it doesn't work?
HE smiled and answered ;
INCREASE THE DOSE !!
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The most beautiful words
by a Lover -
I Never Stopped Loving You,
I Just Stopped Showing It.
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Boy-chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ??
Girl -chal,
Boy-kaha?
Girl-principal ke pas,
Boy-lo ab apni behan se majak bi ni kar sakta!!
Girl-bewkuf chutti mangne..
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Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
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A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya,
To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya.
BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai,
Wo kya tera baap sunega.
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Boy- I love u
Ladki-tameez se baat karo.
Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect,
I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
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LALU:- "I LOVE U" ka matlab ka hota hai ?
Sonia gandi :- mai tumse pyar karti hu.
LALU:-LO KAR LO BAAT,
SASURA EK ANGREGI ma sawal ka puch liya sasuri.
Ye to fida hi ho gai..
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Class me,
Master ji ne madem ki kiss lekar kaha,
ki dekho bachho chumne se Aids nai hota..
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Isper ek bachha bolta hai :-
Acha sar ab ye dikahao ki Aids kaise hota hai...
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Evening Mastiii
Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.
Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:- because I can't bear that much happiness
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Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai..
Girl- chhoro na..
Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai..
Girl- Ab chhoro bhi..
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Boy- Arrrrey....
Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
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Boy_kal se hum kahi Aur milnge,
Girl_Q?
Boy_Bade Zalim h teri Gali k bache
Girl_Q kya hua?
Boy_Kutte piche Laga kar kehte h,
JAB PYAR KIYA TO DARNA KYa.
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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha,
Hr minar ko dekha,
Hr kaalin ko dekha,
Hr khidki ko dekha,
Or bola.
"maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h..
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Aaj Titanic ki 96th
Anniversary hai
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Sub pyaar karne walon se
Request hai k doob k mar
Jayen
Thank u.......:D :D :D
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Gabbar;basanti se basanti apna chaadi uttaro.
Viru;basanti se basanti is kutte ke saamne,
Apni chaadi mat uttarna.
Basanti ghabrao nahi viru,
Maine chaadi nahi pehni hai.
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Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
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1 ladki road pe khadi thi
1 ladka bike pe jata h
vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya?
Girl-nhi
Boy-kya Yaar!!
Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum,
Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya,
Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi,
Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi
"TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"
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Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nake ko,
Jo samjhe pyaar k matlab ko,
Jab tak na mile koi
To try karte raho har ek ko.
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Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai,
na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke.
dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi.
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Pyar Karne Ki, Apni Ek Reet Hai!!
Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai!!
Isiliye Try Maro Har LADKI Par.!
Kyun ki ''DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai''.
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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
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A Public Msg:
A Girl May Not Help U To
Get Lot Of Marks..
But Marks May Help U to
Get Lot Of Girls..
So Luv Your Studies,
Not Girls..!!
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Awesum fact...
Colleges and school ko
log "swarg" bolte he...
Hmmm...
Tabhi Toh Bujurg log
kehete hai ke
"jodiya SWARG me banti hai"
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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
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Bivi KO Thappad markar pati Bola,
Admi use hi marta h jise wo pyar krta h.
BiVi Ne b Khich K 2 mare or sharmakr Boli,
aap kya smjte he,mai apse pyar nhi krti.
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Dil ko jalane se kya fayda,
aansu bahane se kya fayda,
jab usne hme chod k kisi or ka haath tham liya
to uske chote bhai ko CHOKLET dilane ka kya fayda
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
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Har jis dil me mumtaj h,
har jis dil me mumtaj h.
har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h,
magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h
kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
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Usne utari sarie
fir aayi peticot ki bari
blouse to pehle hi diya tha
utar,
zyada excited mat ho yaar,
ye tha kapde sukhane ka TAAR.......
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Wife 2 her husband:-
talak ke baad baccha mera hoga.
pati- nhi baccha me rakhunga.
wife-wah re hero DHUDH mera HANDI meri jara so JAMAN kya dal diya sara DAHI tera ho gaya.
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Hum dil ke aashiyane nahi sajate,
hum ishq ke nagme nhi gaate,
hamari ek pasand se toot na jaye hajaro dil..
bus yehi soch kar hum GIRLFRIEND nhi banate.
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mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
wife ne husband ko sms bheja
aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
husband ne reply me puccha
"NUT HAI YA BOLT".
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Boys rule__
dhokha milta h jab pyaar me,
zindgi me udasi chha jati h,
sochte h chod denge is duniya ko
kambhakt phir dusri pasand aa jati h.
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sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
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Kid 1 meli mummy jadugalni hai
jab o papa k nunu ko chumti hai,
to nunu bada ho jata h.
or jab papa pe bathti h,
to nunu gayab ho jata h.
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Ye ladkiye kitni chalak hoti hai..
apni 30 rs. Liter ki "dhoodh" ki theli dhaka kar
hamara 400 rupees kilo ka "ghee" nikal lati hai.
JAAGO GRAHAK GAAGO.
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Grl- mom aaj maind boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
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Wife 2 husband-
tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet
se downlod kiye h?
wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke
pen drive se liye h.
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chuhe ko billi lagi gori,dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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