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Boy to Girl: Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho.
Girl: Isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai.
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Gabbar: Thakurrrrr ye Mobile Humko De De
Thakur: Ja Ja Aabe Hath Pair ki Masti Hoti hai
Mobile ki Masti Nahi Kartey.
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Ladke Kyu Sabhi Ladkiyon Ko Item Bolte Hai?
Kyuki Item Matlab Maal
Maal Matlab Paisa
Paisa Matlab Laxmi
Aur Ladkiya Toh Ghar Ki Laxmi Hoti Hai
Rishta Wahi Soch Nayi
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Boy-teri aakhon me doob jaon teri julfon me kho jaon tere jhumke me jhool jaon
girl-niche bhi utrega ya kisi or ko bulaon.
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Chintu: Papa What-s the Difference Between
Mother-s Tears & Wife-s Tears?
Father: Mother-s tears Affect your HEART,
And
Wife-s Tears Affect your POCKET.
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Tuje pane k liye kuch b kar sakta hu
Tere pyar me ji aur mar sakta hu
Fir b tu na mili to gam nai..
Ye FORMULA me DUSRI pe b try kar sakta hu.
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Mechanical engg. ki wife ko bacha huaa h
Wife ne husband ko sms bheja
Aap ka spare part aa gaya h,
Husband ne reply me puccha
NUT HAI YA BOLT.
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Santa Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gour Se Dekh Raha Tha.
Banta - Kya Dekh Raha He??
Santa - Dekh Raha Hu Ki Ye Barf Leak Kaha Se Ho Raha He.
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Girl To Her Blind Boyfriend:
Kash Tum Dekh Sakte Main Kitni Khubsurat Hu.
Boy: Itni Khubsurat Hoti Toh Kya Aankh
Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chhod Jate Kamini Andha Hu Pagal Nahi.
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How To kill a Girl ?
Give her a beautiful dress.
Nice jewelery.
Costly cosmetics.
Then lock her in a room without a mirror.
Tadap Tadap kar mar jayegi.
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Santa: Agar Nariyaal Ke Ped Pe Chad Jau To..
Engineering College Ki Ladkiya Dikh Jayegi.
Banta: Fir Hath Chhod Dena,
To Medical College Ki Bhi Dikh Jayegi.
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A Policeman To His Son : Tumhara Result Aacha Nahi Aaya.
Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur TV Dekhna Band.
Beta : Ye 50 Rupay Pakdo Aur Ess Baat Ko Yaheen Dabado.
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Ladki Wale Ladke se: Beta kya karte ho?
Ladka: Jee Administrative Department mein Hu.
Ladki Wale (Khush Hokar): Kaun si Company mein Beta.
Ladka: Whatsapp par 3-4 Groups ka Admin Hu.
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एक आदमी की मौत के बाद उसका दोस्त उसकी पत्नी के पास आया और बोला,
"क्या मैं उसकी जगह ले सकता हूँ?"
पत्नी: मुझे कोई ऐतराज़ नहीं है। कब्रिस्तान वालों से एक बार पूछ लो
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Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain....
Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?
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Dukhi gf Ne Apne Bf Ke Liye 1 Shayri Likhi -
phoolo Ka Raaja Baharo Ka Sahjada , dil Tod Kar Chala Gaya kutta kamina haramzada
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Pehchan to meri bhi koi nhi,
Pata nhi Q phir bhi log mujhe pehchante hai.
Mohabat to mujhe bhi unse bahut hai,
Pata nhi Q unke alava sabhi ye jante hai.
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how to impress a girl:
respect her,
honour her,
love her,
protect her,
care for her,
how to impress boy
just a smile (game over)
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Wo dard hi kya jo aankhon se beh jaye,
Wo khushi hi kya jo hothon pe reh jaye,
Kabhi to samjho khamoshi hamari,
Wo baat hi kya jo assani se alfaaz ban jaye..
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Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga
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Choti Choti Bato Pe Takrar Na Kiya Kro
Hamare Har Mazak Ko Dil Pe Mat Liya Kro
Kya Pata Sath Hai Aur Kitne Din Ka
In Palo Ko Toh Pyar Se Jiya Kro
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Girl:- Monday 1st Show Ke
BALCONY Ke CORNER Wale 2 Ticket Book Kar Ke Rakhna.
Boy:- Corner Wala Ticket Na Mile Toh
Girl:- Toh Kaya Chup Chap Picture Dekhenge..
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Love marriage aur arrange marrige,
Kya difference hai?
Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire
Wo love marriage,
500 log milkar dhakka de
To arrange marriage.
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Sad love story from a boy Hamare to sare khwab usi din chur-chur ho gaye
Jab pehli baar wo ghar aayi or mummy boli Jao beta DIDI k liye PEPSI le aao.
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Boy Kill His Girl Firend
Girl: Mene Tujko Meri Jannat Dikhai Thi Aur Tune Mujhko Dhoka Dia?
Boy: Koi Baat Nahi Ye Meri JANNAT2 Hai.
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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: jab bhi hum ladkiya
Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ladko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h.
Boyfriend:chal pagli use kaan thodi na kahte h.
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Adalat me wakeel Buddhe se
Tumne Jawan Ladki Ko Bahon me Q Pakda?
Buddha-Mybaap Thand Lag Rhi Thi OR
Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha I AM HOT.
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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho,
aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho,
har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.
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Why do girls look beautiful?
is it real or due to make up?
all false Girls look beautiful because.
boys have good IMAGINATION
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Doctor: is dawaa ko ek hafte main poora karo aur baad main aake milo.
Patient: teek hai doctor
Doctor: dawaa khatam huaa kya?
Patient: nahi doctor.
Doctor: kyu nahi?
Patient: usme likhaa thaa ke, bottle ko hamesha bandh rakhe
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Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir
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Chupa Loon Is Tarah Tujhe Apni Baahon Mein,
Ki Hawa Bhi Guzarne Ki Izazat Maange,
Ho Jaun Itna Madhosh Tere Ishq Mein,
Ki Hosh Bhi Aane Ki Izazat Manage.
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Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,
Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho,
Dil to karta hai ki aapko dinner pe ley javein,
Lekin kya kare kambakht ki app khaate bhi bahut ho.
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Life without U is impossible,
Ur in my breath, in my blood,
Can’t stay 4 a second without U,
If U r not there I’m dead…
Hello Mr. I’m talking about
“OXYGEN”
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Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai.
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bikhri ankhon se moti hum piro na sake teri yaad me sari raat so na sake
beh na jaye ansuon me tasvir ye soch kar
hum ro na sake
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Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved advise,
And keep out of reach of children,
And keep it in cool and dark place..
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Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye.
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Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain,
Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai.
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The night is dark, the moon is high,
I stop my car, U ask why?
I come close to U, U feel shy,
I tell u those three magical words…
Hye la, puncture!!!
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