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Aaj kal ki muhabbat ki taaqat to dekho,
Band car ko bhi hila deti hai.
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Madam: Hand par ek sentence banao.
Boy: My penis in ur Hand.
Madam: MC ye kya likh diya.
Boy: Sorry mam pen ke baad space dena bhul gaya?
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Ek Aurat Auto Rukwa Kar Paise
Pay Karte Karte Doosre Auto Mein Baith Gayi.
Pehla Auto Wala Hadbadi Mein Jaldi Jaldi Se Bola.
Auto Wala: Ye Kya Baat Hui Madam?
Khada Aapne Mera Karwaya, Aur Chadd Doosre Par Gayi?
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Offo kya kerte ho, Door hat jao.
Koi dekhega to kya Sochega?
Aqal nahi hai kya?
Uff abi nahi karona.
Akele me kar lena.
Naak saaf.
Hamesha ganda hi sochna gande dimaag.
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Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy Friend Ko Boli:
Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna, Main Gili Ho Jaungi.
Ladka: Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar,
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge.
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Pota: Dada ji yeh C00ND0M kya hota hai?
Dada: Chal bhaag nalayak kahin ka mujhe nahi pata.
Pota: Main janata tha.
Aapko pata hota to aaj jayadaad ke 14 tukde nahi hote.
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Aunty: Are Beta,
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai.
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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1 Girl ask 2 Pappu: Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu: Legs
Girl: Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.
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Wife: Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye Thake nahi?
Husband: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki.
5000 MSG free hai.
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Wife: Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq: Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife: Goodnight laga do.
All out to aap roz hi hote ho.
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Teacher In Class Mein Bacho Ko Bolti Hai.
Teacher: Write A Sentence Ending With Hand.
Santa: My Penis In Ur Hand.
Teacher Santa Ko Chanta Maarti Hai.
Santa: Sorry Mam, Main Pen Aur Is Ke Bich Mein Space Dena Bhul Gaya Thha.
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Mallika Sherawat Ki Gali Mein Kelewala Aaya, Mallika Bahar Aayi To Kele Wale Ne Kaha.
Kelewala: Behenji Kele Le Lo, Bahut Mote Aur Swadisht Hai.
Mallika Sherawat: Kaise Diye?
Kelewala: Aath (8) Rupaye Mein (12).
Mallika Sherawat: Sath (7) Mein Tera (13) Deta Hai To Bol.
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Girl to riksha wala: Q bhai jaye ga?
Riksha Wala: Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai.
Girl: To phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
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Teacher: Dhutrastra ke 100 putra the Pandu ke sirf 5, aisa kyun?
Student: Sir, kyun ki jinki aankhein hoti hain unko aur bhi kaam hote hain.
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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac tacatac.
De tacatac tacatac.
Stupid I am playing table tennis.
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Suhaag Raat me Wife: Muje Gabhrahat ho rahi Hai.
Husband: Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na IsLiye?
Wife: Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai IsLiye.
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Ladki jub sare kapre utaar leti hai to kya hota hai?
Kapre sukhane wali taar khali ho jati hai.
Yaar kabhi to positive socha karo.
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Aunty: Are Beta,
Kitna Bada ho gaya hai.
Ladka: Aree Aunty, Aapne Kab Dekha?
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Boy: Dadaji, ap kya padh rahe ho?
Dadaji: Beta Itihas.
Boy: Ye to Sex ki kitab lagti he.
Dadaji: Abe BossDK Mere liye to ab ye Itihas hi hai na.
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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To.
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho,
Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, Fail Ho Jauga.
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Daalne laga tha main, cheekhane lagi woh,
Hua dard itna ke seh na saki woh,
Takleef hui itni, boli bahar nikalo,
Rabb ke waste dusra kangan dalo.
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Kya aapne kabhi munh me liya hy?
Wo mota sa, Aas paas baal.
Naram naram Uper se cover.
Never?
Jhoot bolte ho?
Kabhi butta nahi khaya?
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Girl: Aaj office jate hi boss muj pe chad gaya.
Friend: Q?
Girl: Main late gayi thi.
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Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2.
Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai.
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Girl to riksha wala: Q bhai jaye ga?
Riksha Wala: Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai.
Girl: to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.
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Sunny Leone: Doctor, aajkal bahut thakan mehsus hoti hai?
Lagta hai khoon kam ho gaya hai.
Doctor: Periods ke waqt kitna loss hota hai.
Sunny Leone sochte hue: Yehi Koi 30-40 lakh Ka.
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Ek aadmi marriage bureau me phone karke bolta hai
Mere dono haath aur dono pair nahi hai.
Kya meri shadi ho sakti hai?
lady operater: ha ho sakti hai. lekin aapko wo to hai na?
Man: Haan us se hi number dial kiya h.
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1 Rajsthani lady doctr k pas gai or boli: Mahro pet dard kre he.
Dr: Eno liyo k ni liyo?
Ldy: Ino b liyo uno b liyo or baju wala ko b liyo pr koi fark koni padiyo.
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Ladki 800 rupye wali Bra laayi or college me sabko t-shirt upar karke dikhane Lagi
Sab ne kaha ‘Mast hai.. jordar hai..’
Ghar aayi Almari kholi aur behosh ho gayi
Kyun..????
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Bra to Almari me hi thi.
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GIRL: Jaanu Mere Munh Me Daalo, Main Chusungi
BOY: Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena Please .
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Legs Utha ke Karo.
Tange Feala ke Karo.
Ghuma Ghuma ke Karo.
Aage Peechey Dono Taraf Karo.
Jitna Karoge Utna Halka Mehsoos Hoga.
Baba Ramdev Ji ka Yoga.
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Sunny Leone:Doctor,Aajkal Bahut Thakan Mehsus Hoti Hai?
Lagta Hai Khoon Kam Ho Gaya Hai.
Doctor: Periods Ke Waqt Kitna Loss Hota Hai.
Sunny Leone: Yehi Koi 30-40 Lakh Ka.
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Ek mandir ki dewar pay likha tha: Agar ap gunah kar ke thak chuke hain to ander aaiye. Neeche lipistick se likha hua tha : Agar nahi thake hain to samne wale ghar main aaiye.
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Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai?
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai.
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai.
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Sunny Leone: Meri next Hindi Movie horror hai, Main Sab Ko Dara Ke Rakh Dungi.
Pappu: Darr Toh Aapki Pehle Ki Movies Mein Bhi Lagta Tha, Kahi Peechhe Se Mummy Papa Na Aa Jaayein.
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Nawab wife se sex karte hue Achanak 1 hath upar kar k GOL GOL Ghumaane laga.
Wife: Ye kya tha?
Nawab: Chalo Begum Ab Palat Jao, Hamne POWER PLAY Le Liya Hai.
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Ladki Sadak Pe Jaa Rahi Thhi Aur Sardar Ji Ko Sadak Ke Kinare Peshab Kartey Dekh Kar Apna Rasta Badalne Lagi.
To Sardar Ji Bole: Oye Kudiye Tu Darr Na, Jiss Cheez Se Tu Darr Rahi Hai Usko To Maine Hath Mein Pakda Hua Hai.
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Aik bar karo na plz.
Kisi ko pata nahi chalega.
Plz karo naaa.
Muje acha lage ga,
Aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri,
Kar do na plzz,
Aik pyara sa SMS.
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Santa ne bhagte huye Bus pakdi aur Driver se puchha.
Santa: Bus teri Maa lagti he?
Bus Driver: Nahi.
Santa: Behen?
Bus Driver: Nahi.
Santa: Biwi?
Bus Driver: Nahi.
Santa: To kamine PAKDNE kyo nhi deta.
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Suhagraat ko husband wife se bolta hai: Ijaajat hai?
Wife: Hai ji.
Husband sari raat sex karta hai aur wife Bimar ho jati hai.
Husband wife ko sasural chodd kar wapas aane ke liye apni Saas se bolta hai: Ijaajat hai?
Wife jor se chilla kar bolti hai: Maa ijaajat mat dena, nahi to tumhari bhi Phaad daalega.
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Ladke Ki Nayi Nayi Shadi Hui, Rat Ko Kamre Mein Gaya Aur Dulhan Ka Ghungat Utha Ke Uska Chehra Dekh Ke Bola.
Dulha: Tum Itni Sunder Ho, Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Tumhe Kya Kahu?
Bahar Khada Uska Baap Sun Raha Tha, Ye Sun Ke Wo Bola.
Baap: Beta Bas Tu Use Ek Baar Maa Kah de, Baki Mein Dekh Lunga.
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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ke Ander Guste Hi Biwi Ne Apna Blouse Utar Diya.
Pati Ye Dekh Kar Bada Hairan Hua Aur Biwi Se Pucha?
Pati: Arrey Tumne Mere Aate Hi Apna Blouse Kyu Utaar Diya?
Biwi Sharmate Hue: Ji, Aapki Bhabi Ne Kaha Tha Ki Jaate Hi Apne Pati Ko Dudh Zarur Pila Dena.
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Ab To Modi Sarkaar Bhi Aa Gayee,
Par Wo Ladkiya Kahi Dikh Nahi Rahi, Jo Kehti Thi.
Muft Me Dungi Har Baar,
Par Ab Ki Baar Modi Sarkar.
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Sookhe Kapde Dekhte Hue Sasur Ne Apni Bahoo Se Puchha: Ye Chota Sa Kala Kapda Kiska Hain?
Bahu Boli: Ye Meri Panty Hai.
Sasur: Achha Kabhi Tujhe Pehne Hue Toh Maine Dekha Nahi.
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Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai,
Bilkul sahi hai Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to,
6 inch ki kar deti hai.
Jaisay.
Chapaati.
Think positive yar.
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Husband Bangkok Trip Par Gaya Hua Thha, Bahut Dino Tak Wapis Nahi Lauta.
Wife Ne Usko Email Kari Jismein Usmein Likha Thha.
Darling, Waha Tum Jo Chhez Kharid Rahe Ho, Kya Mein Wo Yaha Bechna Shuru Kardu?
Aur Pati Dusre Din Vapis Ghar Mein Thha.
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A couple sees a hot girl.
Wife: So big, aren’t they?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: Are they artificial?
Husband: I think natural.
Wife: Earrings & Natural?
Total Silence.
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Call Girl Ek Ladke Se: 200 Rs Lungi Par Hill Hill Ke Doongi.
Ladka: 100 Rs Dunga Hill Mein Khud Hi Loonga.
Ladki: Tu 100 Rs Bhi Bacha Le Aur Haath Se Hi Hila Le.
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Ek Bar Ek Ladki Ko Chot Lag Gayi To Usko Khoon Ki Jarurat Thhi.
To Uske Boy Friend Ne Usko Blood Donate Kar Diye.
Kuch Din Baad Un Dono Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi To Ladke Ne Kaha Ki Mujhe Mera Khoon Vaapis Kar.
To Ladki Ne Apna Ek Used Whisper Uske Muh Par Dekar Maara Aur Kaha Monthly Installemnts Mein Milega.
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Thoda Confusion Hai, Par Baat Hai Lakh Rupaye Ki,
Daaman Kiska Thaama Jaye?
Jo Khushi De,
Ya Phir,
Jo Khushi Khushi De.
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