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Ek Bhakt Ne Baba Saxidas Se Puchha
Bhakt: Baba Ji, Sukh Aur Santosh Ke Beech Mein Kya Farq Hai?
Baba Ji Ne Muskura Ke Jawab Diya:
Jivan Mein Apni Pasand Se Ladki Thokne Ko Mile To Wo Hai Sukh
Aur Jo Mile Usse Thokna Pade Wo Hai Santosh
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Pregnant Aurat Ko Dekh Ker 1 Ladki Boli:
Lagta Hai Makan Ban Gaya Hai
Aur Kiraye Par Bhi Gaya Hai.
Pregnant Lady Boli:
Mazdur Free Hai, Bhejon Kya.
Tera Bhi Makhan Bana Dega
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Madam: Bachhon,Batao Samosa Aur Kachori Mein Kya Fark Hai.
Is Se Pahle Koi Jawab Deta, Pappu Khada Hua Aur Puri Besharmi Ke Sath Bola
Pappu: Madam, Agar Aap Bra Pehenogi To Samosa Dikhega, Nahi Pehenogi To Kachori
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili..
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Boy: Papa, Maine Engineering Chhod Di.
Papa: Kyu,
Boy : Kyon ki Kick Nahi Mili..
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Salery Ladki Ke Periods Ki Tarha Hoti Hai
Month Mein Ek Baar Aati Hai
Sirf 4-5 Din Ke Liye Hi Rukti Hai
Or Agar Kisi Month Nahi Aayi To Samjho
Chud Gayi
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Garibi Aur Majboori Kya Hoti Hai,
Majboori : Jab Ladki 50 Rs. Mein Chudne Ke Liye Tayaar Ho Jaye.
Garibi: Jab Aap Ki Jeb Mein Sirf 45 Rupye Hi Hon
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Husband: Mujhe Nind Aa Rahi Hai Kuch Sex Ho Jaye
Wife: Meri Chut Me Kya Teri Ma Lori Ga Rahi
He Jo Bina Chode Tujhe Nind Aa Jyegi
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Girl : Tum Aaj Bhi Keypad Wala Phone Kyu Chalate Ho,
Boy : Mujhe Dabane Me Maja Aata Hai,
Touch Krne Me Koi Maja Nahi Hai.
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Shadi Me Photografer Banne Ka Kuch Aur Hi Maza H..
Ladkiya Meri Lo Na Meri Akeli Ki Lo.
Ye Meri Friend He Hum Dono Ki Sath Me Lo
Meri Khadi Khadi Ki Lena.
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Routin Checkup Ke Liye Ek Ladki Apne Family Doctor Ke Paas Jati Hai.
Doctor Check Karta Hai Aur Batata Hai
Doctor: Tumhare Badan Mein Pani Ki Kami Hai
Ladki: Ho Hi Nahi Sakti, Jab Bhi Mera Boy Friend
Mere Boobs Dabata Hai To Meri Choot Gili Ho Jati Hai
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A Girl Went To Repair Umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB Ooper Ka Kapra Otarna Parega
Aur Neechay Danda Dalna Parega.
Larki Boli: Jo Marzi Karo Bus Pani Andar Na Aaye.
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Madam: English Mein kKamar Ko Waist Kyun Kehtey Hain..
Brilliant Santa: Kaam Ki Chiz Toh Uskey Upar Aur Neechey Hoti Hai.
Beech Mein Kamar Toh Waste Hi Hoti Hai Na.
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Airport Officer : Pocket Me Pistol Le Ke kyun Aaye Ho,
Me: Pistol Nahi Hai Sir
Officer : Phir
Me: Wo Sunny Leone ki Video dekh raha tha
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Me: I love you
Girl: I love you too
Me: Muh mei legi Girl: Badtameez,Harami,Go To Hell
Me: Bas Mujhe Aisi Sanskaari Ladki Hi Chahiye Thi.
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Girl: I M Like A Radio, My Left Nipple Is Volume,
My Right Nipple Id Tuner,.
Boy Turns Both But There Is No Sound. Girl Said,
Stupid Neechay Cell Tera Baap Dalay Ga.
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Boy: Chalo Day Night Match Khelte Hai.
Girl: Nahi, 3 Din Ke Bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: Pitch Abhi Gili Hai, Tum Chaho To
Wollyboll Khel Sakte Ho.
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Jab Se Mardo Ko Aapas Mein Pyar Karne Ki Permission Mili Hai,
Tab Se Tailor Log Ek Naya Sawal Karne Lage Hai.
Sir, Aapki Pant Mein Zip Aage Lagani Hai Ya Peeche
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Girl : Tum Aaj Bhi Keypad Wala
Phone Kyu Chalate Ho?
Boy : Mujhe Dabane Me Maja Aata Hai,
Touch Krne Me Koi Maja Nahi Hai
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Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi,
Uske Sath Chota Bachha Beitha Use Dekh Raha Tha,
Ladki Bachhe Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: Car Chalani Hai Kya.
Bachha: Nahi Car Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho To Horn Baja Loon.
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Son : Mummy Aap Papa Ke Upar Baith Kar Jump Kyu Karti Ho?
Mom : Unke Pet Ki Hawa Nikalti Hoon.
Son : Kya Fayda, Kaamwali Aunty Papa Ki Pant,
Utarkar Mooh Lagakar Phir Se Bhar Deti Hai.
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Santa Ne Kachha Dho Ke
Padosan Ki Shalvar K Paas Sukhne Daal Diya,
Aur Awaz Di Bhabi Ji,
Jab Tum Salvar Utarogi To Mujhe Awaz De Dena
Mai Bhi Kachha Utar Lunga.
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Teacher: Children Duniya Main Har Baat Ke Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
Girl: Master Ji Nikal Ke Dikahana
Teacher: Baith Ja Larki Is Baat Ke Bhi Do Matlab Nikalte Hai
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Dr.: Apke Pati Ko Bhut Kamjori Hai, Rozana Doodh Dijiye.
Lady: Roz Deti hun Dr.Saab, Lekin Ye Dabate Jyada Hain Or Peete
Kam Hai
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Boy: Pura Andar Gaya,
Madam: Haan Gaya..
Boy: Dard Hua Kya,
Madam: Bahut Hua
Boy: Chalo Doosra Sandal Try Kartay Hai Madam.
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Agar Aap Chahte Hai Ki,
Ladki Pehle Hath Me Le,
Phir Muh Mein Le,
To Iske Liye Panipuri Becho.
Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.
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Girl Hostel Me Ek Phone Aaya: Meena Hai Kya.
Warden Ne Pucha: Piche Kya Lagati Hai Vo.
Phone Wala: Ab Tho Pata Nahi Ji Par Pehle Sarson Ka Tel Lagati Thi.
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Girl: Bas Bhi Karo Ab
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hota
Girl: Kisi Ne Dekh Liya To?
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga,Tum Sidhi Raho
Thoda Khol Ke Rakho Agar Nahi Dikhaya To
Main Exm Main Fail Ho Jaunga Yaar.
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Buddha PCO Par Gaya,
Waha Kursi Par Ek Ladki Bethi Thi,
Ladki Boli: Baba Kaha Karoge,
Wo Sharma K Bola- Kursi Par To Hoga Nahi,
Nichey Hi Bori Bichha Lo.
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Ek Ladki Apni Kutiya Se Puchhti Hai..
Tumhare Itne Sare Bachhe Kyu Hote Hain.
Kutiya: Behan Kapde Utar Kar.
Road Pe Ghumo, Pata Chal Jayega.
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Ladkiya Aapas Mein Gale Milte Waqt Kya Sochti Hai
Iss Ke Toh Mujh Se Bhi Jyada Bade Bade Ho Gaye Hai
Pata Nahi Kaun Sa Shampoo Use Karti Hai
Are Balon Main.
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Wife : Mujhe Ghabrahat Ho Rahi Hai.
Husband : I Think Because This Is Your First Night.
Wife : No, No Actually It Is First Time In Night
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Girl To Rikshawala: Bhaiya Andar Tak Jayega Kya
Rikshawala: Ha Ha Kyu Nhi Aap Hi ke Liye To Khada Kiya H.
Girl: Ok To Piche Se Ghuma Ke Le Lo.
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Santa: Mujhse Pangaa Mat Le, Main Sher Ka Puttar Hun..
Banta: Achchha Yaar, Ye To Bata Ki Sher Ghar Aaya Tha Ya Aunti Jungle Gayi Thi.
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Girl : Mujme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Beech Bazar Propose Kar Diya
Boy : Jis Tarah Tu Kulfi Chus Rahi Thi.. Bas Apna Dil Aagaya
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GIRL: Jaano Meray Mun Mai Daalo Main Choson Gi
BOY: Nahi Nahi Tum Kha Gai Toh Main Kiya Karon Ga.
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena.
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That Awkward Moment,
When Sunny Leone Is On Stage
In Comedy Nights With Kapil
And Sidhu Paji Says Thoko Thoko
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Aaj Kal Ki Mohabbat Ki Taaqat To Dekho.
Band CAR Ko Bhi Hila Deti Hai.
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Sholay Film Mein Sabse Badi Tragedy Kya Thhi?
Answer: Pehle To Gabbar Ne
Thakkur Ki Biwi Maar Di Aur Phir Bechhare
Ke Haath Bhi Kaat Diye.
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Pakro Usko Kamar Se Or Ghar Le Jao
Uski Gardan Pakar K Apne Qareeb Lao
Us k Honto Se Hont Lagao!
Or Saari...Coca Cola Pi jao.
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Girl: Aaj mat dalo.
Boy: Kyon?
Girl- Kal Tum Daal K So Gaye. Bahut Dard Hua,
Main Puri Raat Maslti Rahi or Pani Bhi Nikalta Raha
Mujhe Lagata Hai YeEye Drop Bekar Hai.
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Remove your Shirt,
Remove your Pants too,
Ahhhh uhhhhh remove ur kurti now ahhh.
Finally the suitcase is closed.
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Pehle kiss karo,
Phir palang per leta do,
Phir chaddi utar do,
Phir niche haath lagao,
Aur check karo ke,
Baby ne su su to nahi kiya na!.
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Teri lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
Ya tujhe karun khara?
Ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri Photo kaise lu?
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Agar Aapko 18 Saal ki Larki Jhuk Kar Salam Kare,
To Aapko Uski Kya Cheez Nazar Aayegi?
Uske acche sanskaar,
Bhai Hath Jodta Hoon Kabhi To Sahi Socha Karo.
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Santa: Kyu bhai 2 din doodh dene kyun nahi aaya.
Doodhwala: Saahab meri biwi bimar thi.
Santa: To fir 2 din bhains ka hi de jata.
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Biwi ko din me karoge to wo sust rahegi,
Sham ko karoge to chust rahegi
Roj karoge to tandurast rahegi,
Karte rahoge to khush rahegi,
Office se Roj Sirf 1 Call.
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Boy: Main Aap ke pas so jau?
Nurse: So jaao.
Boy: Aapke pet me Ungli karu?
Nurse: Kar lo.
Thodi Der baad.
Nurse: Aah Aah Aai Aaaa, Ye Pet Nahi hai.
Boy: Ye Ungli Bhi Nahi Hai.
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Girl: Life is Great, Main kuchh Bada karna chahahti hu.
Boy: Pagli tu sirf Haath me le, bada apne aap ho jaayega.
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GIRL: Jaanu mere munh me daalo, main chusungi.
BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha gai toh main kya Karunga?
GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena.
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