Arz Hai Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
Pink Lips Are The Girls Beauty,
Wah Wah
And Kissing Them Is The Boys Duty
Girl To Boy: Aaye Bewafa Tune Sab Kuch Saaf Kar Diya,
Mera Dil Jala Kar Rakh Kar Diya
Boy To Girl Aye Ladki Teri Kurbani Bekar Nahi Jayegi,
Bhej De Rakh Mujhe, Bartan Manjne Ke Kaam Aayegi.
Mari Janeman Kya Bataoon,
Kaise Sitam Dhaati Hai
Sapney Mein Bhi Kambakht,
Apney Baap Ko Leke Aati Hai
itaro Me Aap, Hawao Me Aap, Fizao Me Aap,
Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,
Sach Hi Suna Hai Ki Buri Aatmao Ka Koi Thikana Nahi Hota
Problems Shuro Hui To Aayi Mummy i Ki Yaad
Beach Probelem Ke Papa Ki Aayi Yaad
Abhi To University Ke Bhi Baqi Hain
Aayengi Yaad Nani Bhi Kuch Dinnon Ke Baad
Bhol K Bhi Kisiko Na Rulana,
Zindgi May Sabko Hasana,
Dushman Ko Bhi Galay Lagana,
Phir Bhi Koi Ghum De To,
Police Station Lay Aana..
Punam Ki Rat Me Chand Badal Kata Hai,
Waqt Ke Sath Insan Badal Jata Hai,
Sochte Hai Ki Apko Tang Na Kare,
Magar Sochte Sochte Plan Badal Jata Hai.
Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Terey Baal Hain Gahrey Samandar,
Sochta Hoon Ke Tujhey Insan Kahoon Ya Bandar.
Tujhe Bhool Jaaane Ka Koi Iraada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tere Ilaava Kisi Se Bhi Koi Wada Toh Nahi Tha,
Tumhara Khayal Hi Dil Se Nikal Dete Shayad
Par Kambakhat Mere Dil Mein Koi Darwaja Hi Nahi Tha,
Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye. Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
Ajib Hai Nakhre Tere,
Ajib Hai Tera Style.
Naak Pochhne Ki Tameez Nahin Aur Haath Mein Hai Mobile Tere.
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi,
Par Yaad Tumhari Aati Hai.
Jab Saans Wahan Par Leti Ho,
To Badboo Yahaan Tak Aati Hai.
Teer se na maaro,
patthar se maar do
Bas ek tamanna hai
muskuraakar aankh maar do!
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai.
Ja Rahe Hum Marne Aaj Man Udas Hai
Yaad Nai Kiya Usne Jiski Muje Aas Hai Muje
Bhul Gye Wo Jo Sabse Khas Hai .
Chalo Ab Msg Kro Upar Likha Sab Bakwaas Hai!
Kitne Haseen Ho Tum,
Khud Ko Duniya Ki Nazar Se Bachaaya Karo.
Aankhon Mein Kaajal Lagaana Hi Kaafi Nahin.
Gale Mein Nimbu Mirch Latkaaya Karo.
Kya Hua Jo Usne Racha Li Mehndi,
Hum Bhi Ab Shehra Sajayenge.
Mujhe Pata Tha ki Vo Apne Nasib Main Nahi,
Ab Uski Choti Bahan Ko Patayenge
Arz Kiya Hai.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Gaur Farmaiye.Itne Kamjor Hue Teri Judai Se.
Ki Chinti Bhi Ab Kheech Le Jaati Hai Charpai Se.
Raste the anjaan phir bhi hum talash mein unki nikal pade,
Unki aankhon ki kashish mein hum kheenche chal pade,
Maloom chala woh kaun si thi dagar jispe hum the nikle,
Jab use patane ke chakkar mein hamein joote chappal pade.
Gul gaye, gulshan gaye,
Gul gaye, gulshan gaye,
Gayi tumhari hoton ki lali,
Chhod do mera peecha,
Ho gayi tum bachchon wali.
Ishq mein yeh anjaam paaya hai,
Haath pair tute, muh se khun aaya hai,
Hospital pahunche to nurson ne farmaya,
Baharon phool barsao kisi ka mehboob aaya hai.
Hoon mein doctor jahan,
Meri wife hai nurse wahan,
Ye kaisa zulm sehana pad raha hai,
Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha hai.
Tum door sahi majboor sahi,
Par yaad tumhari aati hai,
Jab saans wahan par leti ho,
To badboo yahaan tak aati hai.
Dil se dil laga kar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo baha kar to dekho,
SMS to kiya call bhi karungi,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chuka kar to dekho.
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad aayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad aayi,
Jab jab mein bhiga teri yaad aayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chhatri lauta de Bhai.
Jise dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi.
Jise pyar kiya woh Italy chali gayi.
Dil ne kaha khudkushi kar le zalim.
Bijli ko hath lagaya to bijli chali gayi.
Heer ro ro kar raanjhe se keh rahi hai,
Haath chhor kameene meri naak beh rahi hai.
Har taraf padhai ka saya hai,
Kitabon mein kisne sukh paya hai.
Hum to jaate the tuition ladkiyaan dekhne,
Aur Sir kehte the,
Dekho itni barsaat mein bhi ladka padhne aaya hai.
Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
Na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,
Recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai.
Aapko kabhi humsey khone nahi dengey,
Aapko kabhi khud sey alag hone nahi dengey,
Kabhi hume sms b kar diya karo warna,
Aankh mei mirchi daal dengey aur dhone b nahi dengey.
Aaj tum par aansuo kee barsaat hogi,
Phir wohi andheri kaali raat hogi,
Yaad naa karke tumne dil dukhaaya hain mera,
Jaa tere badan me khujali saari raat hogi.
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein,
Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein,
Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
Free SMS ki scheme mein.
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai,
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par,
Kyunki,
Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.
Hasin Tom Ho To Bhure Ham Bhi
Nahi, Mahalo Me Tum Ho
To Sarko Pe Ham Bhi Nahi,
Payar Kar Ke Kaihti Ho Shadi
Suda Hu Kan Khol,
Ke Sun Lo Kaware Ham Bhi Nahi.
Kisi k pass yo yo honey singh ka number hai kya?
Wo kehta rehta tha,
Pass kara du, phone ghuma du.
Exams sar pe hai No. jaruri hain yaar.
Dil ka dard dil todne wala kya jaane,
Pyar ke rivazon ko ye zamaana kya jaane,
Kitni takleef hoti hai ladki patane mein,
Yeh ghar baitha ladki ka baap kya jaane.
Humne unki tasveer apne man manidir mein saja li,
Unki yaadein aapne dil mein basa li,
Lekin jub unhone humein koi tawazzo na di,
To humne bhi unki chhoti behen phasa li.
Aapki yaad mein humne nai kalam uthai,
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
Socha tha ki usko sambhaal kar rakhenge,
Magar wo to baccchon ko darane ke kaam aayee.
Pyar aur maut se darta kaun hai,
Pyar to ho jata he ise krta kaun hai,
Hum to kar de pyar me jaan bhi qurban,
Par pata to chale hmse pyar karta kaun hai.
Jab tum aayine ke paas jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayine se door jate ho,
To aayina kehta hai April Fool.
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki Aaj bhi tu,
Nahi NAHAYA.
Umar ki raah me raaste badal jaate hai,
Waqt ki andhi me insaan badal jaate hai.
Sochte hai padh padh k record tod denge,
Lekin books kholte he iraade badal jaate hai
Kasam Se Har Ek Ladki Bhula Dunga,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DunGa,
Ek Tum hi Raho Ge Iss Dil Me,
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua Dunga.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne Ke Baad,
Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi Tumhe Dekhne Ke Baad,
Duniya Chhod Denge Tumhe Pane Ke Baad,
Khuda Maaf Kare Itna Jhooth Bolne Ke Baad.
Chhod diye wo kam jinke galat the anjam,
Ab kuchh din nek kamo me bitayenge,
Aur 12th pass karne ke baad hi,
Koi nayi ladki ptayenge.
Ajib hai nakhre tere,
Ajib hai tera style.
Naak pochhne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath mein hai mobile.
Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,
De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,
Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki
Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU,
Muje bhi pata lo. Muje bhi pata lo.
Tere naam ko apne honto pe sajaya hain mene,
Teri ruh ko apne dil mein basaya hain maine,
Duniya tumhe dhondte dhondte ho jayegi pagal,
Dil ke aeise kone mein chhupaya hain mene.