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HAPPY GARMI

GARMI SONG Suno gaur se PEPSI walo, Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo, Chahe jitna DEW pila do, Sabse aage hoga NIMBUPANI, Humne piya hai… tum bhi piyoji.. *HAPPY GARMI*

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,5 2015

SMS karna chhod Diya

Sita ne ram ke liye rajmahal chhod diya, Devdas ne daru ke liye paro ko chhod diya, Aap ne kya kiya!! Paisa bachane ke liye.. SMS karna chhod diya!!

Uploaded By: Chameli May,5 2015

Designer suit

Touching story: A boy and girl want for a walk. While walking, boy hits his leg to a stone and starts bleeding. He looks at her hoping that she would tear her dupata and wrap it around his leg. She looks in his eyes and says.. “Soch bhi mat! Designer suit hai..!”

Uploaded By: Sophia May,5 2015

Man_goes Ki Kahani

Where do u see MANGOES? Mango tree? No Fruit shop? No Maaza? No Then? Ans. Jaha Jaha beautiful woman goes Piche-Piche MAN GOES..

Uploaded By: Aisha May,5 2015

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Dupta Ganda na kro

REAL LOVE: Garmi mein boy ne jab Pasina GF ke duptte se pocha to wo boli: Dupta Ganda na kro, Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se poncha to Maa boli: Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,5 2015

Good one

Sindhi ki Dukan mein likha tha: Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar ke logon ko diya jayga, Wo bhi un ke maa baap se pooch kar!!

May,5 2015

Mast Maal

Pappu bank mein account open karne gaya. Form mein 1 question tha.. “hamari bank me account open karvane ka reason?” Pappu: tumhari cashier mast maal hai!

Uploaded By: Aakash May,5 2015

True lines

True lines: Our heart is the greatest haramkhor in d world.. Sala usi ke liye pareshan rahega, jo bhav nahi deti!

Uploaded By: Shilpa May,5 2015

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Tension bhi zaruri hai

Zindagi mein GirlFriend banana bhi bahut zaruri hai pucho kyu? Kyu ki, Zindagi mein KHUSHIYAN hi sab kuch nahi hoti, tension bhi zaruri hai!

Uploaded By: Tina May,5 2015

Xerox machine

True graduation speech: First I would like to thank Google. Secondly, to Copy Paste and thirdly, to the thank Xerox machine!

Uploaded By: Abhishek May,5 2015

kya maal hai

Who is a Boy? Ladke wo hai, Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to, Waha bhi kehte hai: “Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..? kya maal hai yaar”

Uploaded By: Santi May,5 2015

Hello chintu hai

Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring… Tring… Ladka: Hello chintu hai ? Girl: Nahi hai. Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..

Uploaded By: Gujju May,5 2015

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kya maal hai

Who is a Boy? Ladke wo hai, Jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile to, Waha bhi kehte hai: “Abe yamraj ki ladki dekhi”..? kya maal hai yaar”

Uploaded By: Shilpa May,5 2015

Only Agrbatti

Ambedker used lamp to study, klam used cndle to study, bush studied in streetlight, but Do u know abput ‘Me’ only Agrbatti No claps for me plz I hate publicity!

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,5 2015

girl friend ki mummy

Arz kiya hai ankho main nami thi, Aur vitamin ki kami thi.. Wah! Wah! Jis se raat bhar chatting ki woh girl friend ki mummy thi..

Uploaded By: Raj May,5 2015

Bachho ki strike

Duniya ke saare bache strike pe hai? Unka kehna hai ki huggies ki add mein hume nanga dikhaya jata hai, to phir stay-free ki add mein kyo nahi?? pad to pad hota hai?

Uploaded By: Sophia May,5 2015

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Hello chintu hai

Height of batameezi: Phone rings.. Tring… Tring… Ladka: Hello chintu hai ? Girl: Nahi hai. Boy: Mujhe mauqa do, ho jayega..

Uploaded By: Gujju May,5 2015

Ejaazat hai

Suhagrat ko Husband: kuch karne ki Ejaazat hai..? Dulhan shrmate hue: Hamne to kabhi gairo ko bhi manaa nahi kiya, Ab aap to fir bhi apne hai..!!

Uploaded By: Rajaan May,5 2015

SAVE THEM

Many pigs die in summer without food SAVE THEM plz go for Potty in open grounds for Hungry Pigs. Plz join ‘MISSION SAVE PIG’ Only 1,95,05,41,12,50,000 left..

Uploaded By: Varun May,5 2015

Self Control

A TRUE FACT- People smoke and drink for a few days & get addicted to it.. We r studying since birth.. But still we r not addicted to studying that’s called Self Control

Uploaded By: Rehan May,5 2015

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SISTER bhi keh sakte hain.

Agar aap ki Girlfriend S-mart I-ntelligent S-weet T-alented E-motional R-omantic hai to aap short mein use SISTER bhi keh sakte hain..!!

Uploaded By: Roopa May,5 2015

Nice

Lips are like FRIENDS.. if we say READ, WRITE, LEARN, they will never meet.. but if we say BUNK, PLAY, PARTY, PICNIC, fatafat mil jaate hai

Uploaded By: Poonam May,5 2015

HEY IDIOT

Universal Truth: Have you ever noticed that when you shout- HEY IDIOT!! About 1O People’ll turn around

Uploaded By: Rajaan May,5 2015

Ready to Mingle

Hitler Says: I suggest u to do WAR but never Love Bcoz in WAR either u Live or U Die But in Love neither u Live nor u Die So stay Single n always Ready to Mingle.

Uploaded By: Shilpa May,5 2015

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BEWKUFI KI HADD

BEWKUFI KI HADD Jab KANS ko pata tha ki DEVKI or VASUDEV ki 8vi santaan se uski maut hogi to Dono ko 1 hi jail me rakhne ki kya zarurat thi..

Uploaded By: Julie May,5 2015

Still Well Dressed

3 signs that the person is working in the corporate world. 1. Stressed 2. Depressed 3. Still Well Dressed!!

May,5 2015

MANHOOS NAARI

Girl: Kon ho tum? Boy: hasrat tumhari Girl: chahtey kya ho Boy: mohhabat tumhari Girl: pachtaoge tum Boy: kismat humari Girl: married hu main Boy: to pahle hi bhonk deti MANHOOS NAARI

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,5 2015

Solid Bezzati

Solid Bezzati Boy to Slim Girl: Apni Body to Dekho Jese Haddiya hi Haddiya ho.. Girl: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Rahi Hu ke Mere Paas Kutta Kyu khada hain.

Uploaded By: Aakash May,5 2015

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Most awkward moment

The most awkward moment is when you get back home from college and look at yourself in the mirror thinking.. Did I really look like this all day?

Uploaded By: Chameli May,5 2015

Girls are Nothing

FEMALE main MALE aata hai. SHE main HE aata hai. WOMAN main MAN aata hai. It means without Boys Girls are Nothing!!

Uploaded By: Sunny May,5 2015

Gopal button wala

Height of tv ads! Villein ladki ki ijjat loot ra tha.. Leki wo ladki ka blouse ki button ni khol paya.. Peche se aawaj aai Aapki bahu betion ki rakha kare gopal button wala..

Uploaded By: Nikki May,5 2015

So sweet

Boy & Girl Chatting: Girl: What are you Doing? Boy: I’m Talking With My Angel Now!! Girl: Awww… Do u Know That you are So Sweet? Boy: Yes, ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I’m Talking With U Now!! Girl: Teri maa ki..!!

Uploaded By: Viraj May,5 2015

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Newton’s 5th law

Breaking news: Newton’s 5th law (Exam Law) performance of boys in the exam decreases when the no of girls in the exam hall increases!

Uploaded By: Gujju May,5 2015

You Don’t Know My Dad

Teacher: If You Have 10 Rs & You Ask For 10 Rs from Your Dad .. How Much In Total You Have?? Student: Rs 10 Teacher: You idiot You Fool You Don’t Know Maths Student: I Know Maths Mam But You Don’t Know My Dad

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana May,5 2015

Hack if you can

Yesterday i named my Wifi “hack if you can” Today when i woke up it was changed to “challenge accepted”

Uploaded By: Pankaj May,5 2015

What's in ur mind?

Girl: Why do you always keep typing my name in ur statuses? Boy: Because facebook keeps asking me whats on my mind so i keep typing your name.

Uploaded By: Abhishek May,5 2015

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Can I Kiss U

Uploaded By: Rahul May,5 2015

रहस्य क्या हैं

एक महिला ने नाटक में झगडालू पत्नी का सफल अभिनव किया | लोगों ने उसे बहुत पसंद किया | नाटक के बाद एक पत्रकार ने उससे पूछा - पहली बार में आपके सफलतम अभिनय का रहस्य क्या हैं ?

महिला बोली - इसमें कोई खास बात नहीं | मंच पर अपने कलाकार साथी के साथ बोलते समय मैंने मन में यही सोच लिया था वास्तव में अपने पति से बात कर रही हूं |

Uploaded By: Tia May,4 2015

कुछ बदमाश लड़कों

एक बार कुछ बदमाश लड़कों ने Collage के
नोटिस बोर्ड पर लिख दिया-
” 50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ होती हैं ..”
लड़कियों ने ये देखा तो उन्हें बहुत
बुरा लगा उन्होंने collage में हंगामा खड़ा कर
दिया ..!!
कॉलेज प्रबंधन ने तुरंत उस नोटिस
को निकलवाया
और उसकी जगह नया नोटिस लगवाया -
“50% लड़कियां बेवकूफ नहीं होती हैं “..
तब जाकर लड़कियों का गुस्सा शांत हुआ ..

Uploaded By: Liza May,2 2015

So Many

If You Don’t Have A Good Day, Don’t Worry . . . . . There’re So Many Brands Like Hide And Seek, Parle G, Crackjack,Mom’s magic etc. etc. ..Try Them

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu May,1 2015

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Kya khayega

Mom: Kya khayega?
Me: Aloo hai?
Mom: No
Me: Paneer?
Mom: No
Me: Chicken?
Mom: No
Me: Eggs?
Mom: nahi.
Me: Tala hai?
Mom: yes
Me: Kitchen pe laga do

Uploaded By: Shilpa Apr,30 2015

Reason hai

Girl:- Tu itna achha he fir kya
reason hai ki teri koi GF nahi hai?
Boy :- Tu ban ja
Girl:- nahi tu mera best friend hai..
Boy :- Bas yehi reason hai.

Uploaded By: Mahesh Babu Apr,30 2015

Lo aagyi bolo

Husband apne ghar ki lights theek kar raha tha..
Tabhi usne awaz di Pappu ki maa sunti ho…
Wife: Kya hai ji..
Husband: Zara idhar toh aao
Wife: Lo aagyi bolo kya hua?
Husband: Ye doo taar hai isme se ek pakad..
Wife: Lo pakad liya.
Husband: Kuch hua?
Wife: Nahi toh..
Husband: Iska matlab current dusre taar mein hai!!

Uploaded By: Nikki Apr,30 2015

Chaval Bajri

Rahul Gandhi : Aap Khet me kya kya banate ho ?
Farmer : Gehu, Chaval, Bajri
Rahul Gandhi: To Kissan Jam Kon banata he ?
Farmer : Bhai tuu chhuutti pe hi achcha tha

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,30 2015

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Defective Condoms

Husband: Why are the defective condoms lying on the sofa..??
Wife: What..???
Where..??
Wife goes to find them and comes back angrily saying:
‘I will kill you, if u dont stop calling our children – Defective Condoms’

Uploaded By: Mariya Apr,30 2015

Tune Engineering

Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana

Uploaded By: Sachin Rana Apr,30 2015

Bhukamp ke baad

Breaking News
Bhukamp ke baad Bihar govt ne..
sabi ladkiyon ko lipstick lagana ban kar diya hai.!!
Kyunki
tu lagave lu jab lipistic,
hile lu sara distric

Uploaded By: Savita Apr,30 2015

Important notification

An important notification !!!
A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian..
Because ..
Ghar ki murgi daal barabar
student of IIN

Uploaded By: Santhosh Apr,30 2015