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Boy: Papa, maine engineering chhod di..!!
Papa: Kyu ?
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Boy : Kick nahi mili..
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College ka 1st Din,
Boy- Whts ur name?
Grl- Mujhe sab DIDI kahte hai.
Boy- Wow wht a co-incedence
Mujhe sab JIJAJI kehte hai.
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Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..?
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Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka
risk leta hai.....
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A Rabbit runs, jumps&lives
only for 15 yrs!.A Turtle does'nt run,does
nothing,yet lives for 300
yrs!.Moral:
EXERCISE IS HELL.SLEEP WELL...!
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CM To Secratry - Jbse CM Bna Hu Meri Maa Ko Hichki Bahut Aati Hai,
Sectry - Wo To Aayegi Sir State Me Bijli Jate Hi Log Aapki Maa Ko Hi Yad Karte Hai..
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Being In Relation,Tough Task
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Pahle apni GF ko dusre ki Najar se Bachao
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Dusre ki GF ko apni Najar se BachaO.
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The ultimate & the most encouraging
lesson in English Grammar:-
‘If more than one mouse is mice,
then more than one Spouse is Spice.’
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Achhi Patni aur Bhoot Ek jaise hote hai,
KYUNKI,
Inki baate toh sab karte hai ,
Par
AAJ TAK Dekha kisine NAHI......
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A beautiful girl & a boy was in a park!
The boy started touching d girl. . .,
Girl: Stop, all this will after married.
Boy: then, pls call me after married!
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Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan?
Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu..
Pakode khaogi kya?
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"BOYS POEM "Mohabbat to kisi ek se karunga..
Ho saka, to kisi nek se karunga..
Lekin jab tk na milegi,wo nek ladki ..
"TRY" to har ek ko karunga.
har ek boy kamina hota h.
par bahut acha hota h.;)
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Father - Kya Hua Beta Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Mujhe Batao Mai Tumhara Dost Hu,
Son - Kya Batayu Yar Apni Wali Se Milne Gaya Tha Teri Wali Ne Dekh Liya...
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1 Aurat Ne 5 Saal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha
To Bachy Se Kaha: Kya Parents Ko Maloom Hai Ke Tum Cigrate Peete Ho ??
BACHA: Dhuwan Chhorte Hue.
Mohtarma! Kya Aap K Shohar Ko Maloom Hai ke Aap Ek Gair Mard Se Baaten Kar Rahi Hain.???
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas hotum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiotstupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jobhi ho yar,
Dost Jhakaas hotum.
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Girl friend & Bluetooth dono ek jaise hote
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Paas hone pe connect rehte
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Aur door hone pe "new device found...
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Grl- wat r u doing?
Boy- i was doing a job with TIMES OF INDIA bt now i left it.
Grl- but why?
Boy- kon sala subah uthe or paper dalne jayega..
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1 GIRL park me bench pe baithi thi.
BHIKHARI bola-Darling,
I LOVE U
GIRL- IDIOT! mai waisi Ladki nahi hu.
BHIKHARI-phir tum mere BED par kya Kar rahi ho...
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Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best
Friend Se Sab Se
Zyada Baar Kehta Hai..
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"Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B Setting
Karwa De Apni Kisi
Friend Se.."
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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Raho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kaise Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo, Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina Hai.
Sory fr aap mat samjhna kyunki aap to karte ho
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Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna..!!
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Jodi jarur aasman mein bnti hai..
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Par setting zameen par hi karni
padti hai..
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Attitude Of Girls :
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Jab Ladke Nahi Dekhein To:
Girl : Kutta, Dekhta Bhi Nahi..!!
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Jab Ladke Dekhein To
Girl: Dekh Kaise Kutte Ki Tarah Dekh Raha Hai..!!
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10 doctorz aur 1 engineer
Helicopter Ki Rassi Se Latke Hue
The.....
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Pilot Ne Kaha Load Zyada Hai 1
Aadmi Ko Chorna Hoga....!!....
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engineer Ne Kaha Apni jaan Ki
Qurbani Mai
Deta Hoon......
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Taaliyan....
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Ye Sun Kar Sab doctorz Taaliyan
BajaneLage,
Aur sabke sab Neechey Gir Gaye...
Ustad to akhirr Ustad hota hai
na....!!
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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit?
Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu
Munna: Kyun!
Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.
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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?".
Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".
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Pyar - Dukh Ka Bazaar
Premi - Dukh Ka Kharidaar
Premika - Dukh Ki Dukandaar
Dad - Beech Ki Deewaar
Behan - Salahkaar
Bhai - Peetne Ko Taiyaar
Ye Hai Pyar Ka Big Bazaar..!
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एक लड़की थी, दीवानी सी
Dhawan पे वो मरती थी
चोरी-चोरी चुपके-चुपके
Rohit को चिठ्ठिया लिखा करती थी
नज़रें झुका के, शर्मा के
Rahane से बातें करती थी
कभी-कभी जुल्फे बिखरके
Kohli की गलियों से गुजरती थी
कुछ कहना था शायद उसको Raina से
पर DHONI से वो डरती थी
जब भी मिलती थी वो Jadeja से
बस यही पूछा करती थी
हराम खोरों तुम लोग sehwag sab k baap k Bina वर्ल्ड कप Kaise जीतोगे?
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Child 2 dentist doctor..!!!
Kya dard k baigar bhi daant nikalay ja saktay hain ??
Dr: nahi
Child: ager main nikal k dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: he he he he he he
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Husband enters kitchen and opens the sugar box. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife asks Why are you doing this?
Husband replies: Doctor told to check sugar level regularly.
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Jaani… Jin toofanon mein logon ke aashiyane udd jaate hain, Unn toofanon mein hum apne underwear sukhaate hain
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Height of Coolness- 2 frnds, after exam:1- Koun sa paper tha?2- Shayad Maths1- Yani tune paper padha2- Na yaar, wo aage wali Ladki CALCULATOR liye baithi thi.
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Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho
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1 Santa rail ki patri per sogaya.
1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho?
Train aayegi tu mar jao gay!
Santa:Mairy oper se jahaz guzar gaya
tu kuch nahin howa, rail kia cheez hay?
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu?
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
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1 baccha paida hote hi nurse se bola: “Mobile hai kya ?”
Nurse boli – hai, lekin karega kya ?
Baccha: kuch khaas nahi,
sirf God ko Miss call karna hai….
ki mai zameen par paunch gaya.
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Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..
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Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai
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Wife:Bht pyar sey
“Suniye! aj meri birthday ha,
Mujhy koi Mehngi C Cheez Ley K Dain Naa Plz”
Hsbnd: Chalo Tm
Tayyar Ho Jao,
“Hm Cheeni Lenay Chaltey Hy”.
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Police:Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Police:Kion has rahe ho?
Snata:Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hon.!
hehehe:d
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Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho?
Lady: Saal main 1 baar!
Doctor: Infection nahi “ZANG” lag gaya hai.
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Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
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Wife:Please bike taze na chalao
mujhey dar lag raha hay.
Santa: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.:P
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Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei
sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?
Boy: Yeh toh depend karta hai k
larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …:p
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?
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2 pyaz,
3 lahsun,
5 gm zeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhain ullu!
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Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
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Aap Sab Se Request Hai
K Apnain Mobile Me Save
Jokes,
Pics,
Girls No’s
Delete Karnai Se Pehle
Mujhey send Karen..
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Santa:Begum aaj chicken
bohut maze ki bani hai kia
koi khaas masala lagaya hai ?
perto:Nahi bus zara murghi jal gai
thi wo main ne BURNOL laga di thi.
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Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
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Aafat ke syrup ho tum,
Museebat ke capsule ho tum,
Pareshani ke injection ho tum,
Kya kare tumhe jhelna parta hai aakhir,
Dosti ke oxygen ho tum.
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Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
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Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
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